Ryan Seacrest Is Banging Adriana Lima
Ryan Seacrest Is Banging Adriana Lima


UPDATE: Now ET tells me Adriana Lima is actually dating Julian Edelman. Somebody needs to figure this shit out and let me know what the hell is going on here. I’m fragile.


Ryan Seacrest, the gayest heterosexual of all time, is now currently dating Adriana Lima, the third best Victoria’s Secret model of al time. I don’t pretend to understand 2016 anymore. 

E! News has learned that Adriana Lima and Ryan Seacrest are dating and have most recently been spotted on a romantic dinner date in New York City. The two connected during their time in Rio for the 2016 Summer Olympics, and the rest, as they say, is history! 

Like, this alone makes me want to kneel during the national anthem and I don’t even know why. It just seems like a gross injustice. Seacrest also dating this before. Exactly how rich is this dude? Every time I see something about Seacrest, I always think Neil Patrick Harris leaving his husband is somehow going to be involved. I can’t be the only one to see this.


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Ryan Seacrest Is A Creeper

Apparently Ryan Seacrest's New Years resolution is to pretend he likes women more, so here he is obviously staring at every chick in St. Barts yesterday. Sources say he said, "DAT ASS" but he added a finger snap and sassy squid hands. Baby steps.

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This Is Ryan Seacrest’s New “Girlfriend”
This Is Ryan Seacrest’s New “Girlfriend”

 

Since Ryan Seacrest's contract wasn't renewed with Julianne Hough and her tight ass, the world was on pins and needles wondering who he would date next to guard the closet for him? "Who will he date next to guard the closet for him?" many people would say. We now have our answer, my friends. Her name is Shayna Taylor, and she's a 23-year old fitness trainer or something. With his new lease, Ryan Seacrest upgraded the boobs package. TMZ reports:

Ryan Seacrest is more predictable than crap in a diaper — the "American Idol" host has a new lady in his sights after dumping Julianne Hough … and shocker, she's also a hot blonde. The girl's name is Shayna Taylor … she's 23 … annnnd that's pretty much it. According to our sources, Shayna runs in one of those hot blonde Hollywood crowds filled with Instagram models who pretty much party exclusively at rich people's houses. And that's how Seacrest met her roughly a year ago. It's unclear if Ryan and Shayna are boyfriend and girlfriend … or just "close" friends.

This chick also dated Terence Howard, so the only thing we really know about her is that she more than likely uses baby wipes after she goes to the bathroom. If that's the case, she and Seacreast should last a long time, because he has a box of baby wipes in every room of his house. Some are even scented.

 

 

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Julianne Hough Had A Phone, It Got Hacked

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Former Dancing With The Stars dancer, Julianne Hough, had some pics from her camera phone leaked online today. I was hoping to mark these NSFW, but then I realized she’s dating Ryan Seacrest, so I guess there’s really no reason for her to ever be naked. You know, unless they’re trying on dresses together. And, really, who wants to see that?


CLICK ON ANY OF THE BANNER PICS TO SEE THE REST OF THE BORING

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John Stamos Called Ryan Seacrest Gay On Live Television

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All you have to do is look at Ryan Seacrest‘s yearbook picture to know he was gonna grow up to be a queer or a serial killer (possibly both), so it’s no surprise that John Stamos basically called him a fag on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. Radar Online reports:

John Stamos, appearing on Wednesday’s Jimmy Kimmel Live to promote his upcoming production of Hairspray at the Hollywood Bowl, raised eyebrows in describing his role in the iconic musical. “I play Corny Collins, he’s sort of a DJ, he hosts a music show,” Stamos said. “Sort of like a straight Ryan Seacrest! “Ryan’s a friend, we’ve kissed,” Stamos joked of Seacrest, who’s dating gorgeous dancer Julianne Hough.

I respect any man’s opinion who banged this for the better part of a decade, so if he says Ryan Seacrest is gay, he must be gay. Or the people I know who used to work on American Idol who said it was basically common knowledge that Seacrest routinely saw penises up close that weren’t his. Or Simon Cowell who constantly made fun of Seacrest’s sexuality during live broadcasts. Or just by looking at Ryan Seacrest.


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Hugh Linkie



Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are twins [Dlisted]
Gwen Stefani’s pregnancy is showing [Just Jared]
Megan Fox has seen better days [Hollywood Tuna]
Posh killed the Spice Girls [Hollywood Rag]
Susan Sarandon’s got some big ol’ titties (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
John Travolta’s head is a dead pussy [Dlisted]
Summer Glau is a Sexbot [City Rag]
Hilary Duff is still trying to be a singer [Popsugar]
Jennifer Lopez buys a wishful-thinking bikini [ASL]
Sophia Bush is pretty in pink [Egotastic]
Mariah Carey’s ass cheek (NSFW ads) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Hot Mandy Moore is back [Popoholic]

Hugh Laurie and little Ryan Seacrest at the Super Bowl pre-game show:

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