Dave Grohl: “You Shouldn’t Have To Do F—ing Glee”

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Earlier this year, Glee creator Ryan Murphy got his butt plug in a twist after Kings of Leon and Slash both turned down offers for their music to appear on Queer Karaoke Hour. As usual, when a gay person is told no, they immediately cry homophobia and throw a hissy fit. Which is what Ryan Murphy did. And if you’re Perez Hilton, you attach yourself to any gay controversy and paint yourself as a The Great Gay Spokeman even though, in reality, you paint cum on people’s faces. I guess what I’m saying is, getting ready for round three. THR reports:

Don’t count on hearing the Foo Fighters hit “Times Like These” on Glee anytime soon. Frontman Dave Grohl says he and his bandmates are squarely in the corner of Kings of Leon and Slash. As in, they want no part of the Ryan Murphy-helmed show. “It’s every band’s right, you shouldn’t have to do f—ing Glee,” Grohl told THR following the premiere of Foo Fighters: Back and Forth, the new Foo Fighters documentary which just made its South By Southwest debut. “And then the guy who created Glee is so offended that we’re not, like, begging to be on his f—ing show… f— that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee.” You might be wondering, has Grohl ever actually watched the show? As it turns out, yes, he gave Glee a whirl. “I watched 10 minutes. It’s not my thing,” Grohl grizzled. But he doesn’t have as much of a problem with the series as he does with its creator. Recounting anti-Glee comments made by Slash earlier this year and subsequent retorts by Murphy, reported by THR, Grohl explained to drummer Taylor Hawkins: “The Glee guy, what a f—ing jerk. Slash was the first one. He wanted to do Guns ‘n’ Roses and Slash is like, ‘I hate f—ing musicals. It’s worse than Grease.’ Then [Murphy’s] like, ‘Well, of course he’d say that, he’s a washed up ol’ rock star, that’s what they f—ing do.’ And then Kings of Leon say, ‘No, we don’t want to be on your show.’ And then he’s like, ‘Snotty little assholes…’ And it’s just like, Dude, maybe not everyone loves Glee. Me included.” Said Hawkins: “Yeah, f— that shit.”

I’ve already filled my rant quota with this whole story, so I’m not gonna bore you again. Instead, I want to use this forum to help and offer comfort to those who may be suffering needlessly from this. So, if you’re a Glee fan, don’t worry. It gets better.

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Ryan Murphy And Perez Hilton Aren’t Done Whining

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You thought I was done with this story didn’t you? Haha, fooled you! A team of ghostwriters because Perez is too busy kissing ass and starfucking report:

When creator Ryan Murphy was asked how he felt about Kings of Leon’s rejection to his invitation to cover their music on the show, Ryan unapologetically rehashed his disappointment with the band’s ignorance to arts education. If that isn’t the most glaring example of homophobia, we don’t know what is. We’re appalled. We also have Ryan’s response to Mr. Followill, in an exclusive email he sent to us just moments ago. Take a look, Nathan. This is how an upstanding gentlemen handles your kind of behavior. Ryan tells us:

“Just read Nathan Followill’s Tweet…in which he implied I should ‘get a manicure and buy a bra.’ Wow. That’s a homophobe badly in need of some education. I’m all for manicures, don’t wear a bra. Would guess most gay dudes don’t. But it’s telling that Nathan can reduce a group of people to a mean-spirited cliché, in a time where young gay men are killing themselves all over the country because of hatred like this.”

That said, I would love to sit down with Nathan or any member of Kings and Leon, and tell them how on Glee we actually love their music, and support their artistry…but cannot condone or even laugh at their clear disdain of gay people. ” Neither can we! We’re shocked those cruel, stereotypical thoughts even crossed his mind, let alone made it onto the Internet. Shame on you, Nathan.

Ryan Murphy can continue to wrap himself in his bedazzled flag of “I’m fighting against ignorance to arts education” if he wants, but in reality, this asshole got told no, and he lost it. And when Nathan Followill called his ass out on it, he did what all good gay drama queens do: He immediately cried homophobe and passive aggressively martyred himself as the persecuted victim. And of course, Perez Hilton sent an email to his ghostwriters while he was picking up Lady Gaga’s dry cleaning to tell them to jump on the sanctimonious double standard train as well. But unlike Nathan Followill, I don’t apologize. Mostly because I give not a fuck. On the other hand, I do give a fuck about someone telling me that I have a disdain for gay people and how they are shocked by “cruel, stereotypical thoughts”, when that same person posted THIS. A post about a person who Perez viciously outed, and when it was mentioned that he may have gone too far, Perez replied, “And if I have to drag some people screaming out of the closet, then I will.” Oh, let’s not also forget the time Perez got his ass beat by Will.i.am.’s bodyguard then called him “Will.i.am a fag”. You know, but not before he tweeted like a little bitch asking his followers to call the police. Look, if you want to draw cocks and cum on people’s faces one day, don’t come to me with your righteous indignation and act like you’re all above it the next. And if you have a show that turns every song into a show tune, don’t clench your butt plug every time an artist has the audacity to say no. Instead, do us all a favor. Take a Xanax and stop posing for a picture that nobody is fucking taking. Thanks.

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Ryan Murphy Is An Asshole

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Last year, Ryan Murphy (the creator of Glee) approached Kings Of Leon and asked them if their music would like to appear on the show. They politely refused, just as they did when they were asked if their music could be used for a commercial and on Ugly Betty. But what Kings Of Leon didn’t know was that Ryan Murphy is a bitter drama queen who doesn’t understand that the world doesn’t revolve around him and his subversive show that wants your son to wear a dress and lip gloss. Kings Of Leon quickly found out in Murphy’s interview with The Hollywood Reporter.

“F–k you, Kings of Leon,” Murphy said. “They’re self-centered assholes and they missed the big picture. They missed that a 7-year-old kid can see someone close to their age singing a Kings of Leon song,” Murphy continued, “which will maybe make them want to join a glee club or pick up a musical instrument. It’s like, OK, hate on arts education. You can make fun of Glee all you want, but at its heart, what we really do is turn kids on to music.”

What Glee does is turn kids on to music, huh? Here’s a full song list from Season 1 and Season 2. If you don’t want to read it, I’ll save you the trouble. It’s songs from Broadway musicals, REO Speedwagon, Barbara Streisand, Britney Spears, and Lady Gaga. Or basically a playlist for the lobby of a bathhouse. A lobby that has glitter wallpaper. Meanwhile, Kings Of Leon lead singer, Caleb Followill, responded to these comments with the logic and reason you’d expect from someone who isn’t in the middle of a hissy fit.

“This whole Glee thing is a shock to us,” he told THR in response to Murphy’s diatribe. “It’s gotten out of hand. At the time of the request, we hadn’t even seen the show. It came at the end of that record cycle, and we were over promoting [“Use Somebody”]. This was never meant as a slap in the face to Glee or to music education or to fans of the show. We’re not sure where the anger is coming from.”

Dear Gays, this is why 99% of the world hates you. Not because you’re gay, but because you do shit like this. All the time. If you don’t get your way, you throw a temper tantrum like a kid in the aisle at Target. Shut the fuck up. A rock band doesn’t want their songs on a show about gay kids in a choir. Get over it. It’s really hard to be taken seriously as musicians when you’re on a show that might ask you do a duet with Jem.

UPDATE: The drummer also has something to say. But with way more “shut up, fag!” undertones.

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