Ryan Gosling Is Single. Or Isn’t Single.

That sound you heard yesterday was a tsunami of panties flying after two media outlets (InTouch Weekly and Life & Style) reported that Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes had split after two years. According to reports, Eva Mendes likes to party and Ryan Gosling likes to stay at home and make babies. Daily Mail reports:

They seemed to be crazy about each other when they stepped out regularly in LA with her dog Hugo. But on Wednesday, two publications reported Ryan Gosling, 33, and his girlfriend Eva Mendes, 39, split up over Christmas. 'There is no ill will,' InTouch's source said. 'Neither is rushing out to date other people right now.' Life & Style Weekly's source added: 'They just knew it was time.' Ryan's rep did not return calls to MailOnline. Eva's rep chose to not comment. A big problem was they liked different things. Eva, who is the face of Thierry Mugler perfume, preferred to be in the limelight, while her partner didn't. 'Eva loves Hollywood, the parties, the glamor,' a source shared. 'She loves going out.' But not Ryan, who is 'introverted – very serious and a total homebody'. Another problem was getting hitched and having babies. 'They knew it was time to take the next step and get married,' a friend admitted. 'But neither was sure they wanted that to happen.' Mendes has said in the past she was not interested in becoming a mother. 'I'm certainly not thinking about being a mom,' the beauty has said. 'I can't imagine it. I'm too selfish.' The Only God Forgives actor, however, wanted a brood. 'I'd like to be making babies,' he said. 'But I'm not, so I'm making movies.'

But as soon as the reports surfaced, Mendes' rep shot then down:

Sorry, ladies. Despite new reports which claim the couple, who were first romantically linked in September 2011, called it quits over the holidays, Eva's rep tells E! News the latest breakup reports are just another round of rumors.

It's a rep's job to say shit like this, so who knows if they're broken up or not. If they are, Ryan should text me. I mean, he's prettier than some of the chicks I've dated and I set a personal record max on the bench press yesterday. I also make pretty good brownies and can rock the fuck out of a tie and vest. Just sayin'. Holla at me, boo.

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Women Want To See A Ryan Gosling Sex Tape
Women Want To See A Ryan Gosling Sex Tape

 

"That chick just said 'marriage' LOL"

 

The voices in their head have spoken: Women want a Ryan Gosling sex tape. Hollywood Gossip reports:

In a new survey conducted by Vivid Entertainment and XCritic (dot) com, Ryan Gosling was named the actor most respondents want to see in a sex tape. Gosling earned the naked distinction by winning 21.6 percent of the vote. He was followed by Brad Pitt with 17.2 percent… Channing Tatum at 15.6 percent… and  Matthew McConaughey and Johnny Depp, both with 12.7 percent.

Awww, that's pretty cool. Women probably want to see a Ryan Gosling sex tape because he's a really nice guy and treats his mother well. And listens when they talk about their day. And he can handle that at their worst so he deserves their best. Or whatever things post on Facebook to make us think they aren't watching porn right now.

In a new survey conducted by Vivid Entertainment and XCritic (dot) com, Ryan Gosling was named the actor most respondents want to see in a sex tape. – See more at: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/07/ryan-gosling-sex-tape-desired-by-women-everywhere/#sthash.msekHDQU.dpuf
In a new survey conducted by Vivid Entertainment and XCritic (dot) com, Ryan Gosling was named the actor most respondents want to see in a sex tape. – See more at: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/07/ryan-gosling-sex-tape-desired-by-women-everywhere/#sthash.msekHDQU.dpuf
In a new survey conducted by Vivid Entertainment and XCritic (dot) com, Ryan Gosling was named the actor most respondents want to see in a sex tape. – See more at: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/07/ryan-gosling-sex-tape-desired-by-women-everywhere/#sthash.msekHDQU.dpuf

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Ryan Gosling Might Be Luke Skywalker’s Son In ‘Star Wars VII’

Stars Wars VII, which will reportedly take place 30 years after Return of the Jedi, and in 2015, your girlfriend will finally want to see a Star Wars movie. What a special day! Latino Review reports:

The studio is working to produce a Star Wars: Episode VII and continue the story of where 1983′s Episode VI: Return of the Jedi left off. Production on the seventh film in the series will start next year in the UK….A little while ago I was told that two names have been thrown around a lot, and that another star went in last week. The two stars are none other than…RYAN GOSLING and ZAC EFRON. As for what role Efron would be playing, we don’t know. He could be a Solo kid. But what I was told for sure is the Gosling went in for Skywalker’s son. Yes, that’s right Luke’s kid.

The last three Star Wars movies were the unwashed taint that I was forced to lick three times as I cried for my childhood, so hopefully JJ Abrams can give me mouthwash and therapy in exchange for a $15 movie ticket and some magic. The magic that explains how Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher boned and made a Zac Efron.

 

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Ryan Gosling Played Spin The Bottle With Britney Spears When They Were Kids

Back in 1993, everybody you know were cast members on The Mickey Mouse Club: Ryan Gosling, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera, Keri Russell, a black kid. We the exception of the black kid and possibly Keri Russell, each one of them has gone on to international superstardom, while Ryan Gosling being the only one who will have legitimate staying power. (Nobody wants to see Justin Timberlake perform "Rock Your Body" when he's 60. C'mom now ). Anyway, Gosling and Spears used to hook up. This is the point here.  Us Weekly reports:

"Britney was a sweetheart," the hunky Place Beyond the Pines actor said in a recent interview with the UK's The Sunday Times magazine. "She lived right above me, the girl next door. The little girl I used to play basketball and spin the bottle with." Gosling, 32, added that he hasn't really kept in touch with his fellow Mickey Mouse Club costars, however. "I mean, sometimes you are at the same event, but it's a lot like I imagine what it's like to run into someone from elementary school," he said of keeping tabs on his former gang of childhood stars-to-be.

So Britney Spears banged Ryan Gosling and Justin Timberlake but married Kevin Federline. I don't even have a vagina and that doesn't make any sense to me.

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Ryan Gosling Is Very Calm And Easy Going



Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes have been dating since September, so it’s only taken Gosling six months to become a controlling and jealous boyfriend who becomes enraged at the slightest perceived slight to Eva. Awesome! Women love that! Page Six reports:

We’re told the pair, in town for the premiere of their new movie, “The Place Beyond the Pines,” were at the Bowery Hotel Friday when a fashion photographer who had recently shot Mendes saw her and shouted, “Hey, baby!” “Ryan completely flipped out, and it got heated,” says an eyewitness. “Ryan got in the guy’s face and said, ‘Who are you calling baby?’ Eva had to jump in and calm everyone down before it came to fisticuffs. Ryan then made nice and shook the guy’s hand.”

Whoa, “fisticuffs”. That sounds pretty serious. I’m glad Eva stepped in before Ryan slapped him with a handkerchief and they both turned around and walked ten paces or whatever happens when a fashion photographer and a guy from the Mickey Mouse Club get into a fight.

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Ryan Gosling Tried To Be In The Backstreet Boys



Tell me Hawaii. TMZ reports:

Ryan Gosling could’ve … and SHOULD’VE … been a member of the Backstreet Boys — this according to actual Backstreet Boy A.J. McLean. FYI — McLean and Gosling go WAYYYY BACK … they were friends when they lived in the same apartment building when Backstreet was first getting together … right around the time Gosling joined the “Mickey Mouse Club.” Gosling recently gave an interview saying he used to tell A.J. he didn’t think the band had a shot in hell of making it big, ’cause it seemed like a New Kids ripoff … obviously, Gosling was wrong. When BB blew up, Gosling says he tried to reach out to A.J. (probably to kiss his ass and beg for a job) … but McLean never returned his calls. But this weekend, A.J. says it MUST have been a misunderstanding — insisting he never INTENTIONALLY blew off The Gos … he just doesn’t have Ryan’s digits.

So Ryan Gosling can sing, too? What else can he do, heal the sick? Thanks, God. Why not just give this dude the power to pull panties off with his mind.

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Ryan Gosling Says Good Morning, Ladies



Ryan Gosling and I have a lot in common, because when we’re not keeping the streets safe we like to relax and take a stroll so people can enjoy how handsome we are. My God, it’s like I’m looking in a mirror.

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Ryan Gosling Is Up In This



Olivia Wilde recently separated from her husband of eight years, and we all know that “separated” means “man, I’m really tired of looking at your dick and/or vagina. If you don’t mind, I’m gonna go look over her for a while. Don’t wait up.” OK! reports:

Some lucky Ryan Gosling fan caught some juicy gossip on tape! A woman accidentally stumbled upon Ryan and Olivia Wilde while recording her family’s visit to the Cincinnati aquarium! And by the looks of it, something is definitely brewin’ between the hot young actors. Olivia, 26, and Ryan, 30, were spotted at Relativity Media and The Weinstein Company’s 2011 Golden Globe Awards After Party on Jan. 16 at The Beverly Hilton, laughing together and looking very friendly. And it looks like there romance has blossomed since then, as the duo got quite cozy on their visit with the fishies. In the YouTube clip, “Did I seriously just bump into Ryan Gosling?!,” the woman narrating the video is very funny, as she trails Ryan and Olivia, who she dubs his “lady friend,” through the aquariums. You can hear her boyfriend tell her that she needs to stop, but the woman desperately wants to ask to take a picture with the hot young actor.

Ryan Gosling dated Rachel McAdams for a while and most recently had Blake Lively bent over the couch for a few weeks. So if you’re doing math a home on your Socialist calculator, his last three chicks might share a B cup between them. In fact, Blake Lively is making a misspelled handmade sign as we speak to protest this. “I bought mine, can’t they buy their own?,” she was quoted as saying.

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Ryan Gosling Is Banging This

Our condolences to The Superficial. E! Online reports:

So, after Blake Lively and Ryan Gosling’s affectionate night out together at the Blue Valentine afterparty, many of you are dying to know what is up with this smoldering duo.

“They’ve been out a few times and are definitely into each other, but I don’t think it’s super serious or anything right now,” quips a bud close to Gosling. “Yeah, they’re casually dating, but I could see it becoming more.

“Ryan has been out with a few girls over the past couple of months,” dishes our insider, noting how after Blake and Ryan’s Disneyland rendezvous they both headed back to work.

Congrats to them both for upgrading from Penn Badgley (who?) and from Michelle Williams, who’s gearing up to play Marilyn Monroe, because apparently neither Betty White nor Anna Nicole Smith’s corpse were available.

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Ryan Gosling Is Not Christina Hendricks

The movie Drive is still being filmed in LA, and instead of inflicting upon you more pictures of a fake redhead with a real weight problem (I’m sorry kids, but rolls aren’t curves), here are some of her co-star, Ryan Gosling. I’ve had a crush on this guy ever since I saw him on Flash Forward, an obscure Canadian tween show that aired here on the Disney Channel in the 90s, so I can’t hold it against him that he’s wearing a Garanimals tank top and his sister’s jeans. That outfit would look great on my floor.

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