Marvel & D.C. Have Boners For Ryan Gosling
Marvel & D.C. Have Boners For Ryan Gosling

 

Ryan Gosling really doesn’t do big studio flicks, but he has a baby and eventual alimony and child support payments now, so he’s been reportedly fielding offers from both Marvel and D.C. to be a A-list tentpole for what will eventually be a dumb film adaption of a colored pencil drawing.

In recent weeks, the 33-year-old actor has met with Marvel Studios to discuss starring in the title role in Doctor Strange, and he is fielding an offer to topline Summit’s adaptation of The Secret Life of Houdini: The Making of America’s First Superhero. Sources also say he is being courted to star in Suicide Squad, David Ayer’s take on the DC Comics supervillain team at Warner Bros. Marvel has been casting a wide net for Strange ever since talks with Joaquin Phoenix broke down. Sources say that Jared Leto and Justin Theroux have been chasing the role, while Ethan Hawke’s name also has surfaced as has Keanu Reeves. It is unclear when the movie would go into production but Marvel has staked out a July 8, 2016 release dates. Houdini, with Dean Parisot attached to direct, was to have starred Johnny Depp but the actor will be sailing with a new installment of Pirates of the Caribbean for almost half of 2015. Summit ideally would like to get going before that. Ayer’s Suicide Squad is still in early development and the script is being worked on. But that is not stopping the filmmaker and the studio from making overtures for what is to be an A-list ensemble piece filled with colorful anti-heroes. Sources say that Will Smith, Margot Robbie and Tom Hardy also are fielding offers. Warners had no comment.

Let’s me honest here. I’ve sex with women who were less attractive than Ryan Gosling. He’s handsome. We all get that. But I hope he’s in a mask the entire time, because if he has to emote any kind of human feelings or be in a scene where the direction doesn’t include “stare at this longingly”, I’m afraid they might want to recast because every character he plays has autism. I think in Only God Forgives he got paid $4M or $1M a word.

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Ryan Gosling Is A Dad Now
Ryan Gosling Is A Dad Now

 

I forgot Eva Mendes was pregnant. Luckily, the baby did not.

Hey girl, indeed! Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling welcomed a baby girl on Friday, Sept. 12, multiple sources confirm exclusively to Us Weekly.

So there’s a four day old human alive right now because Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling had unprotected sex. At what point does this baby just stare at herself in a mirror all day? Six months old?

 

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Ryan Gosling Cries After Sex
Ryan Gosling Cries After Sex

 

“Hey, girl.  Don’t throw that Kleenex away. Let’s save that for my tears.”

“He was the best lover I’ve ever had,” recalls a curvy blonde, who shared a night of passion with Ryan after meeting him at a nightclub. But once the lovemaking was over, things took a turn…”I thought I heard him sniffling,” she says. “Then I realized he had tears gushing down his face. I asked if he was all right, and he said he gets emotional sometimes.”

I don’t understand why Ryan Gosling would cry after sex. Maybe he realized he was in Only God Forgives. I can see how it would be hard to tell with his four lines of dialogue.

 

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Ryan Gosling Wanted Rachel McAdams Kicked Off ‘The Notebook’
Ryan Gosling Wanted Rachel McAdams Kicked Off ‘The Notebook’

 

The Notebook celebrated its 10th anniversary last week, so director Nick Cassavetes sat down with VH1 to tell some stories about filming and stuff. Namely, Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams hated each other. YOUR FANTASY IS DEAD

“Maybe I’m not supposed to tell this story, but they were really not getting along one day on set. Really not. And Ryan came to me, and there’s 150 people standing in this big scene, and he says, “Nick come here.” And he’s doing a scene with Rachel and he says, “Would you take her out of here and bring in another actress to read off camera with me?” I said, “What?” He says, “I can’t. I can’t do it with her. I’m just not getting anything from this. We went into a room with a producer; they started screaming and yelling at each other. I walked out. At that point I was smoking cigarettes. I smoked a cigarette and everybody came out like, “All right let’s do this.” And it got better after that, you know? They had it out… I think Ryan respected her for standing up for her character and Rachel was happy to get that out in the open. The rest of the film wasn’t smooth sailing, but it was smoother sailing.”

Also, James Garner thought Gosling was an idiot.

“(Ryan] says, “I was thinking about accents. There’s all kinds of South Carolina accents — one’s more rural” and this and that. [Garner] goes, “I don’t do accents, kid. They’re stupid.” And [Ryan] goes, “Okay. What about eye color? I have blue eyes. You have brown eyes.” He says, “Everyone knows Jim Garner’s got brown eyes. Do what you want, kid.” [Ryan] says, “Okay, I guess I’ll wear contacts. What about hair?” And he says, “Do whatever you want, kid. Nice to meet you. See you later.” Ryan looked at me and said, “Shut up, don’t even say a word.” So that’s just an example of two extremely different types of acting styles. Both are wildly successful.”

I've still never actually seen this movie, but I know a dude maybe waited for a chick for a long time then she died or something. Sounds romantic.

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Ryan Gosling Basically Got Booed Out Of Cannes
Ryan Gosling Basically Got Booed Out Of Cannes

 

"Hey girl, I will smolder them. I shall smolder them all."

 

Ryan Gosling's directorial debut, Lost River, dropped at Cannes this year. You can catch it on Netflix pretty soon under the title, Lost Every Single Award At Cannes.

Last year Only God Forgives, Nicholas Winding Refn's movie starring Ryan Gosling, was booed at Cannes. This year, Gosling, there with his directorial debut Lost River is not doing much better. Lost River stars Mad Men's Christina Hendricks, Agents of SHIELD's Iain De Caestecker, and Doctor Who's Matt Smith as the residents of a broken down city, and though the film drawing comparisons to Refn and David Lynch, it's not exactly receiving a swath of acclaim. Some of the initial tweets from critics were damning. Grantland's Wesley Morris unleashed this particular gut shot: "If a $200 haircut and $900 shades were given lots of money to defecate on Detroit, the result would be Ryan Gosling's directing debut." Variety's Scott Foundas said that it's "a first-rate folie de grandeur. Echoes of Argento, Korine, Lynch, Malick in a tedious allegory of Detroit as ghost town."…The Telegraph's Robbie Collin enumerated Gosling's influences. "The problem is, it’s like everything Ryan Gosling’s seen: David Lynch, Mario Bava, Nicolas Winding Refn, Terence Malick, Gaspar Noé and a splash of David Cronenberg for good measure," he wrote. "But these filmmakers’ ideas and imagery aren’t developed, they’re simply reproduced: think Wikipedia essay rather than love letter." Collin also called the movie "mouth-dryingly lousy."

Man, poor guy. This has to be tough (he reportedly skipped his own film's afterparty). I'm not sure how he'll recover from this. A good way to start would probably be to stare at himself in the mirror.

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Ryan Gosling Is Single. Or Isn’t Single.

That sound you heard yesterday was a tsunami of panties flying after two media outlets (InTouch Weekly and Life & Style) reported that Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes had split after two years. According to reports, Eva Mendes likes to party and Ryan Gosling likes to stay at home and make babies. Daily Mail reports:

They seemed to be crazy about each other when they stepped out regularly in LA with her dog Hugo. But on Wednesday, two publications reported Ryan Gosling, 33, and his girlfriend Eva Mendes, 39, split up over Christmas. 'There is no ill will,' InTouch's source said. 'Neither is rushing out to date other people right now.' Life & Style Weekly's source added: 'They just knew it was time.' Ryan's rep did not return calls to MailOnline. Eva's rep chose to not comment. A big problem was they liked different things. Eva, who is the face of Thierry Mugler perfume, preferred to be in the limelight, while her partner didn't. 'Eva loves Hollywood, the parties, the glamor,' a source shared. 'She loves going out.' But not Ryan, who is 'introverted – very serious and a total homebody'. Another problem was getting hitched and having babies. 'They knew it was time to take the next step and get married,' a friend admitted. 'But neither was sure they wanted that to happen.' Mendes has said in the past she was not interested in becoming a mother. 'I'm certainly not thinking about being a mom,' the beauty has said. 'I can't imagine it. I'm too selfish.' The Only God Forgives actor, however, wanted a brood. 'I'd like to be making babies,' he said. 'But I'm not, so I'm making movies.'

But as soon as the reports surfaced, Mendes' rep shot then down:

Sorry, ladies. Despite new reports which claim the couple, who were first romantically linked in September 2011, called it quits over the holidays, Eva's rep tells E! News the latest breakup reports are just another round of rumors.

It's a rep's job to say shit like this, so who knows if they're broken up or not. If they are, Ryan should text me. I mean, he's prettier than some of the chicks I've dated and I set a personal record max on the bench press yesterday. I also make pretty good brownies and can rock the fuck out of a tie and vest. Just sayin'. Holla at me, boo.

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Women Want To See A Ryan Gosling Sex Tape
Women Want To See A Ryan Gosling Sex Tape

 

"That chick just said 'marriage' LOL"

 

The voices in their head have spoken: Women want a Ryan Gosling sex tape. Hollywood Gossip reports:

In a new survey conducted by Vivid Entertainment and XCritic (dot) com, Ryan Gosling was named the actor most respondents want to see in a sex tape. Gosling earned the naked distinction by winning 21.6 percent of the vote. He was followed by Brad Pitt with 17.2 percent… Channing Tatum at 15.6 percent… and  Matthew McConaughey and Johnny Depp, both with 12.7 percent.

Awww, that's pretty cool. Women probably want to see a Ryan Gosling sex tape because he's a really nice guy and treats his mother well. And listens when they talk about their day. And he can handle that at their worst so he deserves their best. Or whatever things post on Facebook to make us think they aren't watching porn right now.

In a new survey conducted by Vivid Entertainment and XCritic (dot) com, Ryan Gosling was named the actor most respondents want to see in a sex tape. – See more at: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/07/ryan-gosling-sex-tape-desired-by-women-everywhere/#sthash.msekHDQU.dpuf
In a new survey conducted by Vivid Entertainment and XCritic (dot) com, Ryan Gosling was named the actor most respondents want to see in a sex tape. – See more at: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/07/ryan-gosling-sex-tape-desired-by-women-everywhere/#sthash.msekHDQU.dpuf
In a new survey conducted by Vivid Entertainment and XCritic (dot) com, Ryan Gosling was named the actor most respondents want to see in a sex tape. – See more at: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/07/ryan-gosling-sex-tape-desired-by-women-everywhere/#sthash.msekHDQU.dpuf

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Ryan Gosling Might Be Luke Skywalker’s Son In ‘Star Wars VII’

Stars Wars VII, which will reportedly take place 30 years after Return of the Jedi, and in 2015, your girlfriend will finally want to see a Star Wars movie. What a special day! Latino Review reports:

The studio is working to produce a Star Wars: Episode VII and continue the story of where 1983′s Episode VI: Return of the Jedi left off. Production on the seventh film in the series will start next year in the UK….A little while ago I was told that two names have been thrown around a lot, and that another star went in last week. The two stars are none other than…RYAN GOSLING and ZAC EFRON. As for what role Efron would be playing, we don’t know. He could be a Solo kid. But what I was told for sure is the Gosling went in for Skywalker’s son. Yes, that’s right Luke’s kid.

The last three Star Wars movies were the unwashed taint that I was forced to lick three times as I cried for my childhood, so hopefully JJ Abrams can give me mouthwash and therapy in exchange for a $15 movie ticket and some magic. The magic that explains how Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher boned and made a Zac Efron.

 

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Ryan Gosling Played Spin The Bottle With Britney Spears When They Were Kids

Back in 1993, everybody you know were cast members on The Mickey Mouse Club: Ryan Gosling, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera, Keri Russell, a black kid. We the exception of the black kid and possibly Keri Russell, each one of them has gone on to international superstardom, while Ryan Gosling being the only one who will have legitimate staying power. (Nobody wants to see Justin Timberlake perform "Rock Your Body" when he's 60. C'mom now ). Anyway, Gosling and Spears used to hook up. This is the point here.  Us Weekly reports:

"Britney was a sweetheart," the hunky Place Beyond the Pines actor said in a recent interview with the UK's The Sunday Times magazine. "She lived right above me, the girl next door. The little girl I used to play basketball and spin the bottle with." Gosling, 32, added that he hasn't really kept in touch with his fellow Mickey Mouse Club costars, however. "I mean, sometimes you are at the same event, but it's a lot like I imagine what it's like to run into someone from elementary school," he said of keeping tabs on his former gang of childhood stars-to-be.

So Britney Spears banged Ryan Gosling and Justin Timberlake but married Kevin Federline. I don't even have a vagina and that doesn't make any sense to me.

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Ryan Gosling Is Very Calm And Easy Going



Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes have been dating since September, so it’s only taken Gosling six months to become a controlling and jealous boyfriend who becomes enraged at the slightest perceived slight to Eva. Awesome! Women love that! Page Six reports:

We’re told the pair, in town for the premiere of their new movie, “The Place Beyond the Pines,” were at the Bowery Hotel Friday when a fashion photographer who had recently shot Mendes saw her and shouted, “Hey, baby!” “Ryan completely flipped out, and it got heated,” says an eyewitness. “Ryan got in the guy’s face and said, ‘Who are you calling baby?’ Eva had to jump in and calm everyone down before it came to fisticuffs. Ryan then made nice and shook the guy’s hand.”

Whoa, “fisticuffs”. That sounds pretty serious. I’m glad Eva stepped in before Ryan slapped him with a handkerchief and they both turned around and walked ten paces or whatever happens when a fashion photographer and a guy from the Mickey Mouse Club get into a fight.

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