‘John Wick’ Has An Honest Trailer
‘John Wick’ Has An Honest Trailer

 

I was wondering when the John Wick Honest Trailer was coming out, because usually when it takes this long, they’re having a hard time finding stuff to shit on. That’s because John Wick is a kick ass action flick and doesn’t pretend to be anything else (I’m look at you Zack Snyder/David Ayer). It’s impossible to hate on this movie, so they just hate on Liam Neeson’s old ass instead. At some point in the Taken movies you’d think he’d just burn his families’ passports.

 

 

John Wick 2 is the sequel. Ruby Rose is in John Wick 2. Ruby Rose is hot. This isn’t complicated stuff, guys.

 

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Ruby Rose Did The Suit Thing At The 2017 People’s Choice Awards
Ruby Rose Did The Suit Thing At The 2017 People’s Choice Awards

 

Last few times I wrote about Ruby Rose she wanted to bang Taylor Swift and threw fries at a bartender, so this post is pretty lame in comparison to those. This site contains a lot of “fake news” as the young people of today say, but it also has a lot of hot chicks and other things the 18-34 demographic enjoy, so I guess it all works out in the end. Like I’d work Ruby Rose’s end, amirite? Wow, that was bad. Forget I said that, just photoshop that out if you send this to somebody.

 

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Ruby Rose Threw French Fries At A Bartender, Got Kicked Out, Bitched On FB
Ruby Rose Threw French Fries At A Bartender, Got Kicked Out, Bitched On FB


You might know Ruby Rose as the chick from OITNB that your conservative aunt question her own sexuality on Facebook, but everybody at the Rebellion Bar and Urban Kitchen in New Orleans know her as the raging bitch who got pissy when she didn’t get her appetizers in a restaurant that she was already told was full. 

She was having like a tantrum. She was awful,” said Rebellion Bar and Urban Kitchen owner Seung Hong, noting that Rose “cursed out” the bartender at whom food was thrown. “She was a horrible person.”

You can read the owner’s full account of the incident here, and to be honest, nobody who worked there had time for that shit. Then you can read Ruby Rose’s version she decided to put on Facebook.

 

Man, for a DJ, Ruby Rose doesn’t seem to know when a button is being pushed. You’d think she’d understand that. You’d also think that she wouldn’t complain about her fries being late in a place at capacity that tried to squeeze her in anyway. If you wanted fries that bad, take your ass to a McDonald’s drive thru. If you didn’t want to be offered free drinks, maybe don’t go to a bar. And if you’re throwing french fries at somebody who is trying to accomodate you, maybe it’s time to take a drink and calm your ass down. Sorry the owner didn’t call an all hands meeting to brief everyone on your sobriety before you arrived, and I understand this might come as a surprise, but there were other people there besides you. That being said, would still hit.

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Ruby Rose Is Single
Ruby Rose doesn’t want her to get any of that John Wick 3 money. Savage.
Ruby Rose and Phoebe Dahl have ended their engagement, PEOPLE has confirmed.  A source close to the couple tells PEOPLE that it was an amicable split and that their relationship couldn’t sustain the travel their professional lives required, because it forced them to be apart too much.
Ruby Rose is also walking away from that James and the Giant Peach and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory money, so who knows what happened. They tweeted each other shit that could have been easily texted or whatever, but I guess that wanted us to know they were cool.  So I guess everything is cool. I had more prepared but then I remembered Ruby doesn’t like dudes.

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Ruby Rose Went To Universal Studios

The gay agenda is everywhere, especially with brunch plans, but now it has hit Universal Studios where they invited Ruby Rose to be interviewed by Extra. I have no idea what they talked about, but I assume there was at least one person who asked if their ticket including getting to ride Ruby Rose.

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Ruby Rose Wants To Bang Taylor Swift

Ruby Rose, Orange Is The Black star and person who made every woman on my Facebook feed question their sexuality, isn’t an ass man. I hope they scissor somewhere that rains a lot because if they try to do it California the whole state is gonna look like an exploded meth lab and you’ll only be able to identify people who still have their Starbucks’ cups fused to their hands.

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Ruby Rose Says Good Morning, Links

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Kim Kardshian wrote  letter to her future robot self  Dlisted

Hailey Baldwin is in bikini, banging Justin Bieber  Celebslam

Hey, it’s Lady Gaga‘s unfortunte butt in  bikini   The Superficial

McKayla Maroney‘s Instagram is all titties now  Hollywood Tuna

Nina Agdal ripped her pants  Drunken Stepfather

Selena Gomez wants your hair to look nice  Popoholic

Taylor Swift is stress eating   Celebitchy

Kate Upton has hit the wall Moe Jackson

Marvel has accepted defeat SuperHeroHype

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Demi Lovato Had Sex With This

Demi Lovato is a cutter who beats up her backup dancers and gives head for cocaine at parties, so of course she's also had sex with a chick before. Specifically, Australian DJ Ruby Rose. Because one ugly chick and a moderately attractive chick with tats makes them an abomination and sexual deviants. If they were both hot then they would be sexy lovers. God, do you even read the Bible, bro? The Daily Mail reports:

….Demi Lovato's fans were shocked to discover that a female Australian DJ named Ruby Rose alleged the pair were once an item. Ruby – who is said to split her time between Melbourne and Los Angeles – claimed that she had 'slept' with the star in a post on her Twitter account. Responding to fans claiming Ruby was romantically linked with Demi, the DJ tweeted: 'Think i'll take a few days off social media while @ddlovato's friend attack me for being a 'scorned ex-lover'. The 27-year-old DJ then made the rumours increase as she claimed on Instagram that she was 'the one person demi has slept with that didn't sell naked photos of her,' Ruby has since deleted the messages from her account after receiving a wave of attention from Demi's fans. 'Listen, im in no way shocked or offended by the shade im getting from people who have simply cropped my reply to what actually started this,' she added.  However I in no way initiated this, nor did I say something that wasnt already written in the ridiculous post. One sided replies dont cut it. However, love and peace to everyone. It is what is it.' Demi, who is currently working hard as a judge on The X Factor, has stayed silent on the matter so far.

This sounds like a lot of drama, but I can't help but think how much better this story would be if it was about Ariana Grande and Candice Swanepoel if Candice Swanepoel had a sleeve tattoo. Excuse me for a second, won't you?

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