Rosie O’Donnell Hates Lindsay Lohan

Rosie O’Donnell was on the Today show with Matt Lauer this morning, and everything was going boring until she was asked her thoughts on Lindsay Lohan being cast as Elizabeth Taylor. Then it got less boring. TMZ reports:

O’Donnell instantly made her feelings known — “I feel very sorry for her … I think she needs a lot of time away … She’s had a lot of trouble doing every single movie, including SNL. She was out and not in rehearsal. I think she’s not in a place to work.” When Deutsch suggested, “She’s our generation’s Elizabeth Taylor” … O’Donnell lost it. “You’re out of your mind! You’re a crackhead! The last thing she did good she was sixteen.” Rosie continued, “I don’t think she’s right for the role and I don’t think she’s capable at this point to portray that character.”

Usually whatever comes out of O’Donnell’s mouth is insane conspiracies and not food, but she’s pretty much dead on here. Lindsay should be chained to a wall in a rehab clinic wearing a shock collar whenever she thinks about vodka or cocaine. Actually they should make that movie instead. You’re welcome, Hollywood.

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Rosie O’Donnell is Forced to Leave The View

Claiming that she and ABC were unable to come to terms on a new deal (she reportedly wanted $40 million, ABC reportedly wanted her to go), Rosie O’Donnell announced today that she would not be back on The View next season. There has been speculation for months that she would be fired because ABC’s parent company, Disney, could not longer be associated with Rosie’s idiotic ramblings. If you’re still not happy, notice how Rosie throws up her hand and screams “However!” like she expected the entire audience to get up and leave after her big announcement. I’m thinking dead silence wasn’t what she was hoping for when she practiced in the mirror.

Here’s Diora Baird in Playboy, because the “no Rosie pictures” policy is strictly enforced. These are NSFW:

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Donald Trump is Relentless

Continuing his assault on Rosie O’Donnell, Donald Trump bought the giant black leather bustier and panties that O’Donnell wore in Exit to Eden. Why? So he could frame it and send it to Barbara Walters:

I sent it to Barbara to hang in her office because I didn’t want it in mine. It was funny, except that it was really gross. It’s disgusting,” Trump told Page Six. “I feel sorry for [Rosie’s] wife. It can’t be pleasant.”… On “The View” on Monday, O’Donnell asked Walters, Joy Behar and Elizabeth Haselbeck: “You want to hear what a 61-year-old businessman did today? He sent Barbara . . .” Walters interrupted: “But this is for me to say. This was sent for me, it was not sent to you.” O’Donnell: “Go ahead, you say it.” Walters: “No, I don’t want to.” O’Donnell: “You don’t want to?”
Walters ended the conversation, “I really do not want to stir up the whole Donald Trump thing again” – leaving viewers wondering what they were talking about.”

Every time I see Donald Trump now I take off my hat and put my hand over my heart. I’d feel bad for making fun of Rosie if she was just ignorant, but she’s a damn hypocrite. It’s easy to demand gun control when you live in a gated community and surrounded by ten bodyguards. Japan has the most stringent gun control laws in the democratic world, but the mayor of Nagasaki was shot and killed on Tuesday. Point is, crazy will find a way no matter how many laws you have. Wait, have I called Rosie fat yet? Yeah, sorry about that. She’s a cow. Are you happy now?!?!

Speaking of Japan, Masuimi Max isn’t Japanese, but she’s strangely hot, and half Korean, so here you go:


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