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Hugh Grant has four kids now  [ Dlisted  ]

Candice Swanepoel is see through on a bed  (NSFW site)  [ Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Rachel Sanders is what is being called a “bikini”  (NSFW site)  [ The Nip Slip  ]

Harrison Ford got PAID for The Force Awakens   [  Cele|bitchy  ]

Don’t ask R Kelly about rape  [ The Superficial  ]

Bella Thorne’s Christmas tongue  [  DrunkenStepfather  ]

A Stephanie Smith picture moment  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

UFC fighter Julianna Pena beat two guys’ ass, got arrested  [ The Blemish ]

Elle Fanning wants you to see her bra  [  Popoholic  ]

Tarantino got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Angry Star Wars nerds are angry  Egotastic  ]

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Rosie Jones Wants You To Wish India Reynolds A Happy Birthday
Rosie Jones Wants You To Wish India Reynolds A Happy Birthday

 

Rosie Jones went titties on Twitter this morning titties to say happy titties birthday to India Reynolds titties and asked that titties we do the same titties. So, please if you're on Twitter, titties please titties go wish titties India titties Reynolds titties a happy birthday titties. Titties.

 

Note: Titties.

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And…I’m Back. Sorry.



I hope everyone had a great Memorial Day weekend remembering all the dead soldiers by getting in a bikini and getting drunk, because if you didn’t they gave their life for nothing. Anyway, posts coming shortly, so Rosie Jones is going to cool you down in the meantime. I don’t know, use your imagination, bro. At least she’s already wet. No foreplay.

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Fa La La La La, La La La La

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It’s a slow news day, so here’s Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Sophie Reade, and some other chicks we don’t have tags for in NSFW Christmas outtakes. From what I’ve seen, that’s definitely not real snow.

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Racks On Racks

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A bunch of U.K. chicks got together for Nuts and took off their shirts (NSFW). Among them are Lucy Pinder, Holly Peers, Rosie Jones, and some chick named Lucy Banghard. I wonder if that’s her real name. It’s like her dad planned ahead before he left her mom.

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Rosie Jones Helps Your Saturday

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As you might or might not have noticed, I’m writing on the weekends now because Jess is apparently too good to condescend to do it because she’s hungover most of the time (ooh la di da i have big tits la di da buy me a jameson mexican hipster la di da my vagina is locked la di da lol sorry), so in fairness to you and myself, weekends around here will now consist of a whole lot of naked. I hope that pleases everyone. Like the ridiculously hot Rosie Jones pleases me in her photoshoot for Loaded called “Student Living”. Where she does everything college chicks do except without the running shorts and Uggs.


Rosie Jones in a bath of beans by loadedmag

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Sweet Mother Of God In Jesus Name Amen
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As you look at these pictures of Rosie Jones (and her perfect rack) and India Reynolds in the November issue of the appropriately titled, NUTS Magazine, please know that these were the OUTTAKES. I'm not a huge fan of wood paneling, but it would be interested to see what this wall looked like after you shined a black light on it. Jackson Pollock would be impressed I imagine.

 

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Rosie Jones Does ZOO



When your body is physical perfection, sometimes people want you to be on the cover of their magazine. So here’s Rosie Jones on the new issue of Zoo. This is almost like the time I was on the cover of Southern Living for my famous lemon cookies. My grandma says that’s just one more reason why I’m such a catch. That and when I cry during my Grey’s Anatomy viewing parties. She says I should have a girlfriend in no time.

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Rosie Jones Has A Calendar
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I realize it's September, but let's go back in time to January so I can pretend I knew about Rosie Jones' 2011 calendar. Let's also go back in time to this morning so somebody could talk me out of wearing white socks with black shoes. That would be great.

 

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Rosie Jones Wins Twitter

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In what historians will later call the greatest tweet of all time, Rosie Jones (2nd from left) uploaded this pic of her, Rhian Sugden, Holly Peers and Emma Glover giving each other breast exams. Or feeling each other up. Or something that doesn’t matter. I assume this was taken before the naked pillow fight and them dancing around the living room singing into hairbrushes about how much they love me. Yep. That’s totally how I see this playing out. Because, really, why wouldn’t it? My grandmother says I’m very handsome with many desirable qualities women look for in a mate.

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