The 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar started on December 1st. Do the math. There’s six videos below.
Sara Sampaio topless on a yacht (NSFW) [ Taxi Driver Movie ]
Good lord, Lindsey Pelas [ The Superficial ]
Beyonce cast several Illuminati spells at the VMAs [ Dlisted ]
Bella Thorne is offensive jailbait [ DrunkenStepfather ]
Doutzen Kroes has an insane camel toe (NSFW) [ The Nip Slip ]
Sara Underwood‘s Instagram is a national treasure [ Hollywood Tuna ]
Jessica Alba remains MILF #1 [ Popoholic ]
Olivia Munn pumping gas as one does [ Moe Jackson ]
Elon Musk has no game [ The Blemish ]
Beyonce got cheated on, so none of you reading this should expect not to get cheated on at the first opportunity, but your man probably won’t have the chance to bang Rita Ora (seen here naked). That’s good news. You can scratch her off the list.
Rita Ora: Becky With The Good Hair! . . By now you've heard all about Beyonce's album and all the name calling that followed. Well, if you're #beyhive , then know that Rachel Roy is not "Becky with the good hair!" And no that does not exclude the possibility of Jay messing with Rachel; it just means Rachel is not as important to Jay Z as she'd like to think. . . Rita Ora is more likely to be Becky! And her picture points us in her direction. In this snapchat clip which she has deleted, Rita dons a yellow bikini embellished with lemonades! Guess whose album is named lemonade? And if you think that pendant was not intentionally flipped to look like a "J" maybe you need lesson 101 on how sidechicks roll! I don't see a twist in that chain. Rita knew what Bey's album would be called. The clues are too loud and one too may to be coincidence! . . There is a possibility that Jay is indeed in love with Rita and the bish knows her power. Too bad… Cos there aint gonna be two queen Beys! Over to you Beyhive. #lemonade #beyonce #jayz #ritaora #rachelroy #rihanna #bey #queenbey
First of all, Rita Ora naked. Second of all, Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris recently celebrated their 1 year anniversary. Third of all, Rita Ora used to date Calvin Harris. Fourth of all, Rita Ora has a new album coming out. Fifth of all, it will have songs about Calvin Harris.
“Taylor is worried about Rita Ora’s upcoming record, because there’s a couple of tracks that paint Calvin in a bad light,” a source tell HollywoodLife.com. “She doesn’t want any negative comments about her man affecting their relationship because of the public conception of how perfectly suited to each other they are, and how squeaky-clean he appears to be.” Of course, Taylor doesn’t want a repeat of the Kanye incident all over again too, claims the source. “Plus, after being the subject of an attack by Kanye it’s the last thing she needs to have her name dragged up in public in someone else’s music,” the insider adds.
Sixth of all, Rita Ora recently talked about break up songs with The Sun:
“Yeah, I’ve got about two of those records. But the thing is I get angry first then I get emotional. I hate hate hate hate hate that person and then I’m like, ‘Wait a minute, hold on …’” she told the tabloid. “It’s amazing because it is a big transition in my life. It’s definitely the most emotional album I’ve ever done, but not in a sad way. It’s angry, it’s happy, it’s love – it’s everything in one.”
Now we really don’t need to discuss the irony of Taylor Swift being scared about an entire album dedicated to throwing shade at a past relationship do we? We’re all smart people. Seventh of all, Taylor Swift looks like a Nazi secretary now. Eighth of all, this concludes this post.
Good news: Rita Ora topless was a thing people really wanted to see. I was unaware. Better news: Here’s the rest of the pics. There’s like 12 more, but if you cut some up and reassemble them, you’ll have a naked Rita Ora you can call your very own. How great would that be? I bet that would be pretty great. Ok, maybe not great because you’ll have printed this pictures out and cut them up and taped them together, so that means you probably need some sort of psyciatic treatment or something else to do with your time that doesn’t make you look like a serial killer. Wait. I’m sorry. I don’t want to serial killer shame anyone. That was not my intent.
Again, these are very NSFW. I feel like I’ve mentioned this before.
I guess Rita Ora topless is something we should have expected since she was in a bikini for like four months. We should have also expected that Terry Richardson would be the one to shoot this, because naked chicks is like his thing. Rihanna is probably mad. (NSFW)
You can out the NSFW version below if you’re still reading this and don’t understand how all this works.
Last week I had planned to post about that thing where Rita Ora was gonna leak details of her affair with Jay Z if she wasn’t released from Roc Nation, but I didn’t have access to her bikini pics, so I’m not sure what the point of that post would’ve been. Now I have these pics and no real story unless you want to count the one I just told you. I liked it. It opened well, provided you with information you might not have known, and it provided a link to bikini pics that you can enjoy at home, at the office, or on the go. Lots of good thing there. Oh, this is the dress that Rita Ora wore to Paris Fashion Week.