Rima Fakih Blew A Lot

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Remember how Miss USA got a DUI last weekend, then swore it was someone else? Right. About that. TMZ says:

2010 Miss USA Rima Fakih was HAMMERED when cops arrested her for DUI this weekend … this according to Michigan police. According to the police report, obtained by the AP, Fakih was initially stopped when officers noticed the 26-year-old speeding and weaving through traffic in Detroit early Saturday morning. Cops say Fakih “immediately identified herself as Miss USA.” According to the report, Fakih took a breathalyzer and blew more than TWICE the legal limit — once blowing a .19 and then a .20. The legal limit in MI is .08. Officers claim they also found a half-empty bottle of wine on the floorboard behind the driver’s seat. Fakih was arrested on suspicion of DUI. If convicted, Fakih could face some serious jail time.

Considering too many shots of Jameson make me lose feeling in my legs, I don’t understand how the hell anyone blows a .20 without paralyzing themselves, let alone having the nerve to drive. This skank is lucky she got pulled over before Miss Car Bomb became Miss Car Crash. At least she didn’t have naked pictures leaked or say she doesn’t think gays should get married, though. Then she’d have to go back to her day job.

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Miss USA Got A DUI

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Rima Fakih, former Miss Michigan and first known terrorist to win the Miss USA title, got popped for a DUI this weekend. AMERICA FUCK YEAH!
Radar Online reports:

“She was pulled over for speeding at 3:30 am,” a Highland Park, Michigan police officer tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. “She was then found to be impaired and taken into custody.” The beauty queen was held until 5 pm when she posted her bail of $150. Fakih’s lawyer Doraid Elder told The Detroit Free Press his client’s record “has not a single blemish” and she was “very saddened and very apologetic for the situation that she is in right now.” Fakih briefly tried to deny the bust,tweeting late Saturday: “Let’s clear things up now…. I’m NOT in Michigan and I’m NOT in jail! Wrong Fakih.” The tweet was deleted a short time later.

“Wrong Fakih”? How many of them are there? I’m a little worried now. Getting my head cut off while kneeling in front of a flag doesn’t sound like fun. It doesn’t sound like fun at all if I can be totally honest here.

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Rima Fakisomethingorother Is In A Bikini



I’m so horribly misogynistic and racist that it’s almost embarrassing, but that’s only because my father never hugged me as a child and he told me he would buy me a Hoth Han Solo if I didn’t tell my mom that I saw him kissing his Mexican girlfriend. That being said, Miss Car Bomb was in a bikini at Mandalay Bay Beach in Las Vegas on Wednesday. As you can tell in these pictures, the photographer had a gun to his head so he wouldn’t capture her complete lack of ass. I don’t know what the bottom of her bikini is doing, but I assume it’s checking it’s watch or skipping rocks in the pool, because it obviously has nothing else better to do.

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Before Rima Fakih broke down Middle Eastern stereotypes and became a beacon of PC unity by being crowned Miss America, she won first place in Mojo In The Morning’s “Stripper 101” Contest. I hate to break out my jump to conclusions mat and stereotype all women who dance on a pole for money, but I get the feeling the money stuffed in her shirt wasn’t for a Mosque’s building fund.

All this and brains, too:


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Historians in the future still won’t know how she beat Miss Oklahoma, but Lebanese immigrant, Rima Fakih, won Miss America last night. To reiterate, Rima Fakih is Miss America. AP reports:

The 24-year-old Miss Michigan beat out 50 other women to take the title Sunday night, despite nearly stumbling in her evening gown. She told reporters later that she believed she had won after glancing at pageant owner Trump as she awaited the results with the first runner-up, Miss Oklahoma USA Morgan Elizabeth Woolard. “That’s the same look that he gives them when he says, ‘You’re hired,'” on Trump’s reality show “The Apprentice,” she said. “She’s a great girl,” said Trump, who owns the pageant with NBC in a joint venture. Fakih, an Arab-American from Dearborn, Mich., told pageant organizers her family celebrates both Muslim and Christian faiths. “We’re very proud as Lebanese Americans and as Lebanese that Rima reached this point despite all the pressures and stereotyping about Arabs and Lebanese. She made it. She fought and reached her goal,” her sister said.

Despite coming from a self-loathing and religiously confused family, it’s inspiring to see a girl rise above stereotypes and prejudices to achieve of her dream of becoming an underpaid spokesmodel. I hope her native people are proud of her accomplishment. When they stone her in the street and pour acid in her face for being a godless heathen, hopefully they’ll do it with love.

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