DiCaprio Made Out With A Blonde Model In Front Of Rihanna

Hey, remember when Leonardo DiCaprio was banging Rihanna then she said he should drop a few pounds? Good times, good times.

DiCaprio was spotted hanging with a blonde model at 1Oak in L.A. on Saturday, February 7 — and they were definitely more than friends. “They were making out,” an insider tells Radar, and they didn’t care who saw — even though Rihanna was only feet away! “Rihanna was at the owner, Richie Akiva’s table, downstairs,” an insider tells Radar exclusively. “Leo was at a separate table. He had his own by the DJ booth.”

Rihanna wasn’t called put for her body shaming, but I’m almost certain that it hurt Leonardo DiCaprio’s feelings so much that he developed an eating disorder and felt pressure by the media with the proliferation of the Magic Mike II trailer. He probably hid food under his bed while he scrolled through Tumblr quotes about inner beauty. lol jk he banged another model.

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Here’s The “FourFiveSeconds” Video
Here’s The “FourFiveSeconds” Video

 

I’m not going to pretend that I know what “FourFiveSeconds” is about or if Paul McCartney knows who any of these people are, but here’s the video. It stars lush black and white cinematography and Rihanna‘s massive forehead. When she dies, she’s gonna donate it to Barbados for her people to use as a movie theater screen. I don’t think they have those there.

 

 

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Rihanna Posted Some Of The “FourFiveSeconds” Video
Rihanna Posted Some Of The “FourFiveSeconds” Video

 

Remember that song “FourFiveSeconds” Rihanna dropped with Kanye and that new guy Paul McCartney? It’s pretty dope. Anyway, Rihanna posted a sneak peek of the video on Instagram last night. I hope Paul McCartney wins and this video looks great so far, but I think Missy Elliot is a lock for Best New Artist.

 

 

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Rihanna Has Been Banging DiCaprio For Years

Rihanna is technically a model, and if you don’t consider her a model, she’s hotter that 80% of models, so naturally Leonardo DiCaprio’s penis has been inside her 80% of the way for years apparently.

We know that Leo and RiRi have had a flirty few weeks since they were spotted together on New Years Eve but apparently, the two have been hooking up for years according to Us. That would mean that Rihanna was sneaking around behind Chris Brown and Drake’s back to secretly hook up with Leo — yikes! Leo also had a relationship with Toni Garn during this time…”After his breakup, Leo started texting Rihanna again. They decided to have some fun,” a source said. “Neither one is looking to make this anything more than fun. He’s into her, and they’re enjoying it.”

Not only do Leonardo DiCaprio and Rihanna have life completely figured out, but when DiCaprio dies, his penis should have its own monument.

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Bar Refaeli Doesn’t Care That DiCaprio Banged Rihanna

DiCaprio went to Chuck Pacheco’s 30th birthday party at the Playboy Mansion on Saturday where he may or may not have hooked up with Rihanna. So TMZ decided it would be cool to ask one of DiCaprio’s ex-gf’s her thoughts on it while she was walking through the airport. It’s hard to tell in this video, but Bar Refaeli almost took out a broadsword and cut out this dude’s spinal cord to wear as a necklace.

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Rihanna Is Hosting Charities Now

 

WENN says this is Rihanna at “Rihanna’s 1st Diamond Ball Benefiting The Clara Lionel Foundation held at The Vineyard Beverly Hills”.  I would look up what that is, but I think people pretty much came to see Rihanna in this dress.

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Rihanna Did Esquire

Unlike Chris Brown, there’s only one thing of Rihanna’s I want to punch, but I guess it’s because I’ve never really hung out with her and only know her from videos and pictures like aliens and Bigfoot. But nothing has really changed on my end after seeing her shoot for Esquire. A lot of abortion clinics will be closing soon, so I’ll have to rethink my long term Rihanna plan I had all mapped out. Lemme get back to you guys on that one.

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Rihanna Was A Ninja Turtle

Although she’s never received training in the art of self-defense, Rihanna went as Sexy Ninja Turtle for Halloween, because whatever Rihanna wears makes you want to have sex with her. I normally don’t like reboot movies, but if they can remake TMNT tomorrow with Rihanna and Megan Fox, then I’d actually pay to see that. I may even go by myself. And sit in the back. And wear a long coat. No, only because it’s fall and movie theaters are pretty cold. Don’t make this weird.

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Rihanna Wore This

Rihanna attended the same even Miley Cyrus did, amfAR LA Inspiration Gala Honoring Tom Ford Hosted By Gwyneth Paltrow, and please keep in mind, this was a charity event to stop AIDS. Last time I checked, unprotected sex is the best way to spread AIDS, so why is Rihanna wearing this? I would have unprotected sex with her is what I’m trying to say here. Like, right now if she asked. What, did she say something? Tell me exactly what she said word for word.

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Rihanna Might Be In The Next James Bond Movie
Rihanna Might Be In The Next James Bond Movie

 

At least she’ll be able to do her own stunts.

The ‘Umbrella’ singer has been approached by producers to star in the upcoming James Bond film alongside Daniel Craig, according to The Sunday Mirror. Bond 24 is expected to begin filming on December 6, and is due for a November 2015 release. Director Sam Mendes’ follow-up to Skyfall, which will see Daniel Craig return for his fourth film as the spy, has recently been in the process of a rewrite by long-time franchise writers Neal Purvis and Robert Wade.

Man, that was an overload of information, so I hope you were able to process it all. I was approached by a homeless man this morning. It was a followup to the Homeless Man Yesterday, when the same homeless man approached men. He is set to return as the star in Homeless Man Tomorrow. It is expected to begin filming at 7:30am tomorrow outside Starbucks. Man, this post sucks. Look at Rihanna’s boobs and sex hair in the banner pic though. That’s pretty interesting.

 
 

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