Rihanna Hates America
Rihanna Hates America

 

Not only is she really hot and talented, but Rihanna is the greatest Twitter World Cup troll of our generation. She has no love for the US soccer team, because they suck and have to wait four years to suck again, so here she is partying with the German team after they only had to score once to beat Argentina. I don’t know how Fox News is going to report on this. They can’t call her a slut because she can afford her own birth control.

 

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Rihanna Basically Went Naked To The CDFA Fashion Awards

Hey, remember when Scout Willis walked through NYC naked because Instagram wouldn't let her post titties so she turned it into some "no woman should be ashamed of their bodies" thing? Yeah. That's where she kinda lost me, because I've seen some of you. Yoga pants aren't for everyone. So keep that in mind when you see these pictures of Rihanna just basically walking around naked at the CDFA Fashion Awards yesterday. Rihanna simply gives no fucks, and that's way hotter than it should be. And this is what Chris Brown has see in his Google Alerts the day after he's released from jail. His forearm is probably a little bigger now, so he should be able to click through these pretty quickly.

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Rihanna Dumped Drake. This Makes Twice.

Because Solange might kill her in her sleep at any given moment, Rihanna needs a dude who carries a gun and not a lint roller.

They may have found love in a hopeless place, but now it's over. After a few short months together, Rihanna and Drake are once again on the outs, a source confirms to Us Weekly.  "Rihanna and Drake had another fight," a source tells Us. "He is too in love with her, which has always been the problem. They have been fighting, but that could all change any day now. It is how it always is with them."

If you've seen the pics he's taken with professional athletes, Drake looks like he would be a very supportive girlfriend, so I hope he can pull through. I don't what kind of sweater he's going to knit for the kitten he just bought, but I'm sure it will be nice. It might not be tear free, but it'll be lint free. And that's really all you want in a sweater.

 

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Beyonce Is Uploading Pics Of Rihanna Now
Beyonce Is Uploading Pics Of Rihanna Now

 

After uploading happy pics with her and Solange this morning, Beyonce just posted a pic of her and Rihanna at the MET Ball. Annndddd Solange just deleted her most recent pic with Beyonce. Sorry, guys. I haven't had enough coffee to wade through all this subtext. But when CNN has breaking news today about an active shooter, just go ahead and assume it's Solange.

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Hey There, Rihanna

The Met Ball thing was last night, and Rihanna showed up wearing this dress. So yeah, Tuesday is turning out pretty good so far. I'm lint rolling the hell out of my pants right now (*). I'll stop talking so you can click through the gallery and join Rihanna for the ride of your life.

 

 

(*) = euphemism

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Rihanna Did Lui. Naked.

Hi, everyone! How is everyone doing this fine Wednesday morning? Good? Great. Glad to hear it. What was that, Jessica? Wow, that's great news! But hey, does everybody remember Rihanna being naked on all fours in front of a camera earlier this month? Turns out she was doing a photoshoot for Lui. And it also turns out the issue has been released and Rihanna posted all the pics on Twitter. Thanks, Rihanna! You're the best!

 

NOTE: This gallery is NSFW. Especially if your boss is uptight and has a problem with titties.

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My Apologies For Not Having Access To These Rihanna Pics I’m Linking
My Apologies For Not Having Access To These Rihanna Pics I’m Linking

 

I don't have access to INF, but that doesn't matter because they held these pictures of RIHANNA NOT WEARING PANTS ON ALL FOURS for TMZ. Anyway, did I mention that Rihanna isn't wearing pants and is bent over on all fours? I mentioned that, right? Good. Because you can see the photos here (NSFW).

RiRi was posing for pics in the Hollywood Hills yesterday as part of a photo shoot for a French magazine … wearing some kind of bikini top and nothing else. To make it even hotter, there was even a guy whose job it was to pour water down her back.

Damn. Sup, Rihanna? How you doin'? Me? Chillin, chillin. Yo put your number on this paper cause I would love to date ya holla at you when I come out of Best Buy. Had to pick up a few things real quick. I also have to run into Target for a minute.  I'll text you.

 

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If You Add A Mustache To Rihanna She’s Prince
If You Add A Mustache To Rihanna She’s Prince

 

I don't know about any of you, but this is the greatest picture I've seen all day. And I've checked Snapchat five times already. Hey, you. Arch your back a little more.

 

pic source = Instagram

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Rihanna Wants A Bigger Ass
Rihanna Wants A Bigger Ass

 

This is how I choose to interpret this article. E! reports:

Fresh off her Grammy win, Rihanna caught up with E!'s Alicia Quarles at MAC's Soho store to chat about beauty, body image and butts. Clad in a purple metallic blazer and sporting pin-straight hair, the singer revealed exactly where she gets her love of makeup: her mom. "I mean, she had so much makeup when I was a little girl, and mostly red lipstick," said the singer. Then the conversation moved from lipstick to body image, and the 25-year-old beauty was refreshingly candid. "I do pick on my body," she admitted. "It's a thing that women do. We walk in front of the mirror and we look at our butt. Is it getting bigger today? Ew. It's still flat."

If you're a chick, there's only two ways to get a bigger ass: squat down to pick up the bacon chili cheese fries you dropped or go to a gym and do actual squats. But Rihanna looks like she was doing squats when her mom having an ultrasound, so I'm not understanding what she sees in the mirror. Wait…is that….Chris Brown? It's Chris Brown! RUN BITCH RUN!!

 

Note: Running won't help you get a bigger ass, but it's a great for your cardio vascular system and for burning fat. Stay tuned to IDLYITW for all your fitness needs.

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