Rihanna Did Crop Over Again
Rihanna Did Crop Over Again

 

It’s that time of year again, Rihanna is at Crop Over. Crop Over is something they do in Barbados that we only know about because Rihanna goes every year and dresses like this. If elected, I will make this a national holiday. Rihanna looks so hot here even Chris Brown commented. He also nearly beat her to death because she asked who he was texting one time. Not sure why he’s allowed to comment. Maybe she should try blocking him at least once.

 

the @aura_experience caught by @dennisleupold #BARBADOS #cropover2017 #culture

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Rihanna’s Breasts Did The ‘Valerian’ European Premiere
Rihanna’s Breasts Did The ‘Valerian’ European Premiere

 

So Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets  isn’t doing so great at the box office. I guess if you’re planning on making a movie, casting Dane DeHaan and Cara Delevingne as your leads probably wouldn’t be the best idea. Save money by casting two pieces of bland white bread and gluing eyes on them. Or something that’s more boring than that. Not sure how it would work, but you could cast the movie Boyhood as your lead. This post is about Rihanna‘s boobs in this dress, so I guess we should talk about those. It appears to be some sort of push up thing that make her boobs look bigger. This site isn’t just about boobs, we also cover science things. Making women’s boobs look bigger has been a huge science thing for a while.

 

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Rihanna Did The ‘Valerian’ Premiere
Rihanna Did The ‘Valerian’ Premiere

 

Rihanna is playing a shape-shifting alien in Luc Besson’s Valerian And The City Of A Thousand Planets, and I was told by management not to discuss how Hollywood is blackwashing shape-shifting aliens for a casting gimmick. I guess I’m just too woke. But obviously, as you can see, Rihanna attended the premiere and she’s not a shape-shifting alien. It’s just a shame that so many filmmakers use human actors to portray aliens from different planets. This is very problematic. You can look at these pictures of Rihanna being hot in this dress if you want to, but you’re just perpetuating the lack of alien representation seen in movies today.

 

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Rihanna Has A Saudi Tycoon Boyfriend
Rihanna Has A Saudi Tycoon Boyfriend

 

I realize this post means there are two Rihanna posts in a row, but this is kind of an emergency. The Internet went apeshit last night when pics of Rihanna getting banged in a pool by a brown dude hit online. They thought the dude was Latin. He’s not. This is that dude.

SUPERSTAR Rihanna’s mystery lover is believed to be a Saudi businessman from one the richest families in the world, The Sun’s Bizarre column can reveal. Her secret squeeze is understood to be Hassan Jameel, whose family own the rights to sell Toyota cars in the Middle East country. …The hitmaker straddled Hassan and kissed him repeatedly at a villa as she drank champagne and smoked a cigarette. A source said: “This relationship is the real deal. Rihanna has told friends she’s in love with him and seems completely smitten. “They’ve been spending a lot of time together away from prying eyes and are really serious. They’re really enjoying each others’ company.”

Apparently this dude was either friends with Naomi Campbell or dating Naomi Campbell at some point. Neither seem to be the case now. Anyway, Rihanna is dating a Saudi who has a bunch of money and Toyotas after she got thick, so nobody body sensitivity or body shaming excuses ladies. Let Rihanna be your light.

 

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Rihanna Is Boarding Thicc Airlines
Rihanna Is Boarding Thicc Airlines

 

Not sure if Get Out made people actually like TSA agents or not, but imagine being a TSA agent and working yesterday when Rihanna came through. The bald white dude in pic #1 liked it so much he followed her into pic #16. She’s only carrying a coat because ass is her carry on. Good lawd.

 

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Prepare For The Rihanna Outrage
Prepare For The Rihanna Outrage

 

Maybe they’re still upset about Kathy Griffin or women going to movies, but white conservatives will probably be pretty mad at Rihanna for posing in front of American flags and a target that says “Dead Presidents” at the Madeworn x Roc96 Pop-Up Event. Nobody tell them that means money. Let them boycott dead presidents or whatever they decide that’s just as dumb.

 

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Rihanna: Pregnant Or Mac ‘N Cheese?

Recent pictures of Rihanna show that she’s put on a noticeable amount of weight. Apparently that’s a concern for a lot of people. Some people think she’s pregnant with either Drake or Chris Brown’s baby. Some people think she had the munchies real bad. I think sometimes women and men put on weight for various reasons, and I’m sure if Rihanna is pregnant, she’ll let you know when she wants you to know. And if she’s subsiding on a diet of mac ‘n cheese and biscuits, then she can tear up her green card because she’s already proven she’s a naturalized U.S. citizen.

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Rihanna Wore This To The Met Gala
Rihanna Wore This To The Met Gala

 

Maybe because I’m not gay or woman, but when I saw what Rihanna wore to the Met Gala last night, my mind wasn’t blown and I didn’t use all caps in a tweet. Rihanna could pretty much wear anything and still look hot as hell, so maybe whatever this is was supposed to remind us of that. Also a good reminder? The Internet never takes long.

 

No y’all didn’t

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Rihanna Offended People Who Think Queen Elizabeth Deserves Respect
Rihanna Offended People Who Think Queen Elizabeth Deserves Respect

 

Rihanna is hot as hell and can do whatever she wants in my opinion. Like posting this pic of Queen Elizabeth’s head on her body. You probably won’t believe this, but people got offended.

 

be humble.

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But little do those people know that Rihanna is a Black Belt Social Media Troll, so this happened.

 

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Rihanna Was Named Harvard’s 2017 Humanitarian Of The Year Recipient
Rihanna Was Named Harvard’s 2017 Humanitarian Of The Year Recipient

 

Rihanna is going to Harvard to accept an award. This seems peak 2017.

Rihanna has been named the 2017 Harvard University Humanitarian of the Year, and will come to campus to accept the Peter J. Gomes Humanitarian Award at a ceremony next Tuesday (Feb. 28).

Why tho?

“Rihanna has charitably built a state-of- the-art center for oncology and nuclear medicine to diagnose and treat breast cancer at the Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Bridgetown, Barbados,” said S. Allen Counter, the Harvard Foundation’s director. She has also created the Clara and Lionel Foundation Scholarship Program [named for her grandmother and grandfather] for students attending college in the U.S. from Caribbean countries, and supports the Global Partnership for Education and Global Citizen Project, a multiyear campaign that will provide children with access to education in over 60 developing countries, giving priority to girls and those affected by lack of access to education in the world today.”

I mean, I hope would get an award if I did all that, so goof for Rihanna. She’s hot as hell and gives money to treat breast cancer and educating young girls. I know what you’re saying, Rihanna doesn’t deserve this. You’re probably right. I look at the list of nominees and it was between her and the time you tweeted #NoDAPL during brunch. You were so close! Maybe next year, man.

 

#TBT

 

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