I don’t know much about Star Trek, but if I was fighting aliens or whatever in space, a Rihanna song wouldn’t be on my mixtape. Not to make the obvious sledgehammer joke here, but sometimes things are obvious for a reason. And didn’t Anton Yelchin “hit a wall“? Ok, Carry on, Paramount. Maybe do another Rihanna song where you can’t understand what she’s saying. Shouldn’t be too hard to find.
Rihanna trolled the shit out of Steph Curry last night on Instagram after the Warriors choked like they were married to Johnny Depp. No word if Ayesha Curry still plans to go all the way to the convention or not. Here’s what we do know: Rihanna would jump on Lebron James‘ penis faster than Draymond Green.
Witness the rest of Rihanna’s thirst and savagery below. (more…)
Since RIAA announced they would include streaming numbers to determine an album’s gold or platinum status, Rihanna’s new album, ANTI, was certified platinum the day after its release. Why? Because Samsung bought a million copies. In reality, it’s sold 460 copies. Congrats, Rihanna!
Rihanna’s eighth studio album, ANTI, debuts at #27 on Billboard’s Top 200 chart. It premiered on TIDAL and sold one million album units through the singer’s partnership with Samsung. The RIAA certified it platinum, but Billboard said it will not count those numbers. Instead, the chart reports that ANTI sold 15,896 album equivalent units, 460 album sales and more than four million streams. ANTI is available for physical release Friday (February 5).
And if you’re wondering how badly TIDAL and Rihanna want to inflate these numbers, all you have to do it read this. So, in conclusion, Rihanna album will soon reach certified diamond status because she’s giving it away for free. I know a lot of people in Atlanta with mix tapes who will be excited for this news.
Here’s the rest of the chicks at The Choice premiere not named Kara Del Toro.
[ h/t ONTD ]
Rihanna dropped the first single off her album ANTI, and it’s called “Work f…whatever read the tweet.
— Rihanna (@rihanna) January 27, 2016
If you’re not allowed to listen to this at work, I transcribed the lyrics for you.
Work work work work work work dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt work work hmmmmm mmmmmm nah nah nah nah nah turn turn turn turn turn baby baby work work work work work work la la la yeah done done done done done done drake expresses his emotions done done work work whir whir whir werk gjsdgqgbbiqwgdhdq0 hqgsa0uwd
Not gonna lie, pretty powerful stuff:
Rooney Mara felt bad about playing a Native American until she saw that check [ Dlisted ]
Tom Cruise is a wonderful parent [ The Superficial ]
Bella Hadid wants you to look at these [ Taxi Driver Movie ]
Gigi Hadid did her best Miley Cyrus impression [ Hollywood Tuna ]
Miranda Kerr + tight leather pants [ Popoholic ]
So here’s Ellie Goulding‘s nipples [ DrunkenStepfather ]
Princess Leia‘s gold bikini sold for $96K [ Egotastic ]
Shanina Shaik has more bikinis than you [ Moe Jackson ]
A studio boss asked Ashley Judd to watch him shower [ The Blemish ]
A crew member on Steve Jobs told Kate Winslet to STFU [ Cele|bitchy ]
Raica Oliveira is fine as hell [ Celebslam ]
Coco is in fear for her vagina Dlisted
Dakota Fanning lost her bra (NSFW site) Taxi Driver Movie
One of Tom Brady’s rings is being overturned The Superficial
Alison Brie is pretty much all cleavage Egotastic
Diane Kruger is see through in Venice. The Nip Slip
Who wants to see Donald Trump’s wife naked? (NSFW) Celeb Jihad
Remember on Sunday when Memphis Grizzlies’ forward Matt Barnes told TMZ he was maybe dating Rihanna and they wanted to “see where it goes” then Rihanna went on Instagram and thought his name was Felicia? That was fun. So, like, why would he say that? According to his ex-teammate, Glen Davis, the leading theory now is that Matt Barnes has a Rihanna doll made out of a basketball and horse hair that he browses Airbnb with.
Rihanna has been blowing up her Instagram with pics from her yearly trip to Barbados for Carnival on Kadooment Day. These are those pics. In case you were unaware, Carnival (or Crop Over Festival) is a traditional harvest festival. They celebrate a harvest by women getting in bikinis with jewels on them then the women grind on you and each other. They seems to have it really figured out in Barbados. KFC just introduced a pizza with a fried chicken crust, so America has that going for it, I guess.
When I say Rihanna‘s new video for Bitch Better Have My Money will get you fired, that’s not hyperbole. I don’t know where you work exactly, but I assume they have a strict policy against torture and titties. And titties being tortured. Or listening to Rihanna songs. Again, this video is NSFW. I don’t know if I can stress that enough.