Pamela Anderson is Pregnant and Getting a Divorce



After being married for less than four months to Rick Salomon, the guy she met in August by having sex with him in exchange for paying off a poker debt, Pamela Anderson is now pregnant. She has also decided to proceed with her divorce petition which she recanted last month. TMZ says:

You’ll recall Anderson filed for divorce last month, but called it off just days later. But sources tell TMZ she is now moving forward with the divorce, even though we know she’s pregnant with his baby. Salomon has told friends he believes she is “acting crazy” because of the pregnancy and hopes she will settle back into the marriage. Interestingly, in her divorce petition, Anderson asked for spousal support but not child support.The couple were married in Las Vegas on October 6.

Later, Pamela got into a catfight with Alexa Carrington, shot J.R. Ewing, had Victor Newman’s baby, and whatever else means her life is a fucking soap opera.

The happy couple in November:

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Kid Rock Got Arrested



Kid Rock was arrested and charged with simple battery after he was involved in a fight inside an Atlanta Waffle House early Sunday morning.

Police say Kid Rock stopped by a restaurant early Sunday after their show, and a male customer recognized a female in Rock’s entourage. Words were exchanged, and a fight ensued, the station reports. After police were called, the singer’s tour bus was pulled over, and he and the members of his entourage were arrested. In addition to Rock’s arrest, the male customer also has been charged with a felony for allegedly smashing a window of the restaurant. According to FOX, Kid Rock posted $1,000 bail and was released Sunday evening from DeKalb County jail, signing autographs on his way out.”

Wow. You really have to be a special kind of white trash to get into a fight at a Waffle House. If you’ve never been to one, imagine walking into a gas station bathroom and when you sit down a waitress brings you a menu. It’s basically the same thing.

Kid Rock’s mugshot here.

Kid’s ex with her new hubby (and Richard Branson) at a Virgin party on Oct. 10th:

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Pamela Anderson Says She’s Not Pregnant



Pamela Anderson has ended speculation that her rushed wedding to Rick Salomon was due to a secret pregnancy. People reports:

Please tell everybody – categorically I am not pregnant,” Anderson told Las Vegas celebrity blogger Robin Leach. “It’s just not true,” the mother of two added to Leach, who interviewed her at a party Wednesday night for airline magnate Richard Branson. “I would tell you if it was.” To underscore it, at the party Anderson was “celebrating her marriage last weekend with bottles of expensive Cristal champagne,” Leach writes. On her own Web site, Anderson offered a less precise denial – and suggested new beau Rick Salomon is a little sensitive about the media attention. “So funny,” she writes. “I don’t normally look at press but Rick does sometimes. And so much nonsense. Don’t believe what you read. Esp about people (sic) personal business.”

If I was Rick Salomon I’d stop thinking of ways to fake my own death, because that was close. Good luck trying to live down being the baby daddy of a chick who’s had Tommy Lee’s and Kid Rock’s balls in her mouth. The only thing I know is that I’ve stared at these pictures of Pamela Anderson on the beach this weekend for a while now, and I’m almost positive that the only way to get my penis up is to read from the Necronomicon.

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Pamela Anderson is Married to Rick Salomon



Pamela Anderson married Rick Salomon this weekend in a VIP villa at the Mirage resort in Las Vegas. Yay. OK! Magazine says:

The villa was heavily decorated in white roses, with petals scattered around the fountain which stood as the centerpiece for the ceremony. Of course, this being Vegas, there were five bottles of Cristal champagne lined up by the altar for post-“I do” toasting. There was also a four-tier wedding cake with “Pam & Rick” written on it. Above it all, the chandeliers were decked out with paper doves. The ceremony started at 9:10 p.m., as Pam and her escort strode down the aisle to Sade’s “By Your Side.” The vows were relatively traditional, and when Pam and Rick, who did not exchange rings, each said “I do,” the guests applauded wildly. In true Vegas style, the whole ceremony took approximately 10 minutes.”

Not to be lost in OK! Magazine’s totally objective reporting is that Pamela Anderson married a dude she had sex with to pay off a gambling debt. The same dude that fucked Paris Hilton. On camera. My penis and I were just talking, and not to brag or anything, but he said if that was me he’d strangle me in my sleep.

Pam at Hofbrauhaus Oktoberfest kickoff in Las Vegas this weekend:

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Pamela Anderson Lied About Her Miscarriage



It’s rumored that Pamela Anderson is pregnant with Rick Saloman’s baby causing many to believe that’s the reason for their rushed marriage. But you know who she wasn’t pregnant by? Kid Rock. In an interview with Rolling Stone, Kid Rock claims Pamela Anderson lied about having a miscarriage because he went to a basketball game. He says:

She’s in Vancouver shooting a movie and I have Lakers seats on the floor, and I’m gonna go to the Lakers (basketball) game with my friend Jesse James,” the 36-year-old rapper says. “I’m like, `Baby, I got these tickets. I’ll see you on the weekend there,’ and that leads into her saying, `You don’t care about me, blah blah blah,'” Rock says. “She finally comes up with this: `I just had a miscarriage’ … and hangs the phone up.” Rock, claiming he was unaware that Anderson was pregnant, says he chartered a plane and flew to Vancouver. “When I get there, she’s partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I’m thinking, `That’s a quick recovery from a miscarriage.'”

I’m totally on Kid Rock’s side with this one because I had this same thing happen to me one time. I was really confused and angry for a while, but then my friends just told me not to even worry about it. Because, let’s face it, your mom is kinda of a whore.

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Pamela Anderson is Getting Married Again



In case you didn’t think it would be possible for Pamela Anderson to
become more of a skank, Clark County’s Marriage License Bureau
confirmed that Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon applied for a marriage
license Saturday in Las Vegas. In case you’re new to this, Rick
Salomon is the guy Pamela Anderson had sex with after he agreed to pay
off her gambling debt. Oh, that Pam. She’s just all class. Us reports:

According to the Associated Press, the license permits the
couple to wed any time during the next year. Anderson, 40, was married
for six months to singer Kid Rock before the couple split in February
2007. She was also married for three years to Motley Crue drummer
Tommy Lee, with whom she has two children. Salomon, 38, who once made
a sex videotape with Paris Hilton, was previously married to actress
Shannen Doherty.”

Wow. At this point, Pamela should just go ahead and buy a double wide and put on a pair of cutoff jean shorts. Maybe later, she can hook up her boat trailer to her Trans Am and go fishing off an interstate bridge. You know, just to fully drive the point home that she’s white trash.

Pam and Rick at their engagement party yesterday:

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Pamela Anderson is a Whore



If you don’t mind a little Hepatitis C and you’re pretty good at poker, congratulations my friend, you can have sex with Pamela Anderson.

In a recent interview with talk show host Ellen DeGeneres, Anderson revealed she had fallen for a poker player who offered to pay off her $250,000 gambling debt for a night of sex. Anderson refused to name names, but candidly told DeGeneres that she eventually succumbed to the rich fan’s offer, explaining, “It worked out, I liked it. … I paid off a poker debt with sexual favors and fell in love. It’s so romantic.”

That was probably really romantic, but you’d have to flip a few hundred pages to find “sex with Pamela Anderson” on my list of things I’d do with $250,000. Maybe it’s me, but that seems pretty expensive for a used car with an expired warranty. Pamela Anderson has been plowed more than a farm. The lucky guy is widely rumored to be Rick Salomon, the guy who was in Paris in 1 Night in Paris. So, if you’re keeping score, this guy’s penis has been inside Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson. I wonder if it still talks to him.

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