Ricky Perry Is Gonna Be On ‘DWTS’
Ricky Perry Is Gonna Be On ‘DWTS’


Former Texas governor and two-time Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry once said the BP oil spill was an act of God. If I’m doing this praying thing right, it appears this is as well. 

ET can exclusively confirm that Jana Kramer, Marilu Henner, former Texas Governor Rick Perry and Vanilla Ice are the latest celebrities headed to DWTS. Retired football star Calvin Johnson and Indy race car driver James Hinchcliffe are also on tap for the fall season, ET has learned. They join a celebrity cast that includes Olympians Laurie Hernandez and Ryan Lochte, Brady Bunch star Maureen McCormick, Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds, Amber Rose, Jake T. Austin and Little Woman: LA star Terra Jole.

Rick Perry also really hates gay stuff, so this should be fun. 2016 is just a precious gift that keeps on giving. 

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Rick Perry’s Mugshot Gives No Damns
Rick Perry’s Mugshot Gives No Damns

 

You’ve probably already heard that Texas Gov. Rick Perry is facing something like 99 years in prison after being indicted on felony counts of abuse of official capacity and coercion of a public servant after he carried out a threat to veto funding for state prosecutors investigating public corruption. If you haven’t heard,  Gov. Rick Perry is facing something like 99 years in prison after being indicted on felony counts of abuse of official capacity and coercion of a public servant after he carried out a threat to veto funding for state prosecutors investigating public corruption. This is his mugshot. He took off his barista glasses long enough to fully get the point across that he’s a smug asshole with no fear of going to prison, because as we’ve learned, abuse of power is strictly for rich, white dudes and the police. Look, I’m no Perry fan, but threatening to do something that you’re well within your office’s right to do before you do it, doesn’t really sound like a crime to me. Even if the underlying reasons for doing it seem spiteful and politically motivated. Hence the intense swag in this mugshot.

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