I really didn’t want to write about Donald Trump or Bill Cosby or Demi Lovato’s puppy that was ripped apart by a coyote. Ok maybe I did want to write about the puppy. Then Charlotte McKinney posted this pic on Twitter, but she only posted one, so I had to find seven more to meet the minimum requirements for a gallery. Man, this job is hard. Netflix almost started the next episode of Bob’s Burgers by the time it took me to write this. Like, I almost had to pause. What kind of job asks you to do something like that?
There’s been way too many posts this week that don’t include breasts, so here’s the insanely hot Rhian Sugden (NSFW) in the new issue of Loaded. Because it’s Friday. And because oh Jesus Christ, do I need a reason? You want to look at her boobs or not, dude? My lunch just got delivered and I don’t need to spend all this time arguing with you, jackass.
In what historians will later call the greatest tweet of all time, Rosie Jones (2nd from left) uploaded this pic of her, Rhian Sugden, Holly Peers and Emma Glover giving each other breast exams. Or feeling each other up. Or something that doesn’t matter. I assume this was taken before the naked pillow fight and them dancing around the living room singing into hairbrushes about how much they love me. Yep. That’s totally how I see this playing out. Because, really, why wouldn’t it? My grandmother says I’m very handsome with many desirable qualities women look for in a mate.
I breastfed until I was four, so my obsession with British chicks with huge tits isn't really my fault. So forgive me for posting these 24 pics of Rhian Sugden, Lindsey Strutt, Peta Todd and Holly Peers. Or forgive my hippy parents. Why did you make me like this?! I never asked to be born!!
NOTE: I don't want to assume that the big red lips gave it away, but these are very NSFW. Unless you work at a mastectomy clinic or you're not from Earth and not familiar with our ways. Then hey man, by all means go for it.
The site needs way more boobs today, so here’s Rhian Sugden in the new issue of NUTS showing off what appear to be her huge natural boobs. Not that I care if they’re natural, and you probably shouldn’t either. Because in reality, that doesn’t make them better. Arsenic and wolverines are all natural too, so let’s not get carried away here.