This Is Britney’s New Song


Since 2006, we’ve been getting emails that say stuff like “OmG hATerZ! bRiTNeE iZ g0nNa c0mE bAcK anD prUv ALL oF U wR0nG!!” They ramble on like that for a while. You know, just like the months and years in which Britney Spears, in fact, does not make a comeback. So here is her new song. And as one might expect, it’s god awful. Not only because it was already made in 1979, but we get to see Britney dance. And by “dance” I mean shuffle around in between inhaler and Hot Pocket breaks. Christ, can’t we just all agree that the only thing anybody needs to hold against Britney is a semi-automatic to put her out of her misery? Or just send her to Alaska so Eskimos can hunt her for her meat and oil.

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Prince and Radiohead are Fighting



At the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival on April 26th, Prince performed a cover of Radiohead’s “Creep.” Videos popped up all over the place, that was until the Prince demanded every copy be removed claiming copyright infringement. The only flaw in Prince’s plan is that he doesn’t own the song or the video. Billboard says:

After word spread that Prince covered Radiohead’s “Creep” at Coachella, the tens of thousands who couldn’t be there ran to YouTube for a peek. Everyone was quickly denied _ even Radiohead. All videos of Prince’s unique rendition of Radiohead’s early hit were quickly taken down, leaving only a message that his label, NPG Records, had removed the clips, claiming a copyright violation. But the posted videos were shot by fans and, obviously, the song isn’t Prince’s. In a recent interview, Thom Yorke said he heard about Prince’s performance from a text message and thought it was “hilarious.” Yorke laughed when his bandmate, guitarist Ed O’Brien, said the blocking had prevented him from seeing Prince’s version of their song. “Really? He’s blocked it?” asked Yorke, who figured it was their song to block or not. “Surely we should block it. Hang on a moment.” Yorke added: “Well, tell him to unblock it. It’s our … song.”

What Radiohead seems to be forgetting here is that Prince is nuts. Like the time he was sued by Utah Jazz forward, Carlos Boozer, after he rented Boozer’s Los Angeles mansion and proceeded to paint it purple and install a beauty salon. I swear, I wouldn’t be surprised if Prince doesn’t sleep in a Peter Pan costume or ride to breakfast on a purple pony with braided hair.


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