Quentin Tarantino Is Doing ‘Star Trek’
Quentin Tarantino Is Doing ‘Star Trek’

 

We should know by now to expect anything from 2017. Besides being the darkest timeline, 2017 has some cool shit. Like Quentin Tarantino writing and directing a Star Trek movie. Per Deadline:

Quentin Tarantino is also planning to boldly go where he has not gone before. Sources said that Tarantino has come up with a great idea for a Star Trek movie at Paramount. After sharing his idea with JJ Abrams (who himself is busy prepping Star Wars Episode IX), I’ve heard the plan is to assemble a writers room of scribes who’ll hear Tarantino’s take and begin to put together a movie. If it all works out, Tarantino might direct it, with Abrams producing.

Obviously, a bunch of Star Trek nerds whined on Twitter, but based on every other Star Trek movie, the nerds should be on their knees thanking Tarantino for demeaning himself to make this crap. Because, 1.) the story is gonna be great, 2.) several people will die violently, and 3.) the crew will go back in time to the 70s where Samuel L. Jackson can learn several racial slurs.

Here’s an interview from earlier this year where Tarantino basically workshopped his own Star Trek movie in his manic, off the rails speaking style.

 

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Quentin Tarantino Is Doing A Charles Manson Movie
Quentin Tarantino Is Doing A Charles Manson Movie

 

For Quentin Tarantino‘s 9th film, there will be people talking for two hours then when they stop talking they will be violently killed. You know, like every Tarantino movie. Tarantino movies are awesome.

Quentin Tarantino’s next film will explore one of the most infamous murders of all time. Sources tell Variety that Tarantino’s upcoming movie, which the filmmaker has already written and will direct, will focus on the Manson family murders. Insiders close to the project indicate that while no one is attached or has read for a part yet, Tarantino is expected to court A-list talent. Margot Robbie and Jennifer Lawrence are being considered for the role of Sharon Tate, and Brad Pitt may be approached to play Vincent Bugliosi, the lawyer who prosecuted the family. The tragedy occurred on Aug. 8, 1969, when cult leader Charles Manson — an unemployed convict and failed musician — ordered a group of his followers to attack the guests of a house in Los Angeles’ Benedict Canyon. The followers brutally murdered everyone at the home, including Tate, who was eight months pregnant at the time.

First, can we not with Jennifer Lawrence? She’s not a good actor. We all know this, we just don’t want to admit it to ourselves. Let her go paint herself blue and stand in front of a green screen, and leave the Tarantino movies to hotter blondes who can act (see below). Also, let’s make Walter Goggins as Charles Manson. Unless Tarantino has already promised the part to Samuel L. Jackson, it’s the only casting choice.

 

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Quentin Tarantino Got Engaged
Quentin Tarantino Got Engaged

 

Quentin Tarantino, 54, is engaged to Israeli singer Daniela Pick, 33. Just look at Tarantino. It was obviously love at first sight for Pick.

Move over Gal Gadot, another Israeli woman is set to steal the Hollywood headlines: singer Daniela Pick has gotten engaged to boyfriend Quentin Tarantino.  The two met in 2009 when the filmmaker was in Israel to promote “Inglourious Basterds,” and have since led an on-again, off-again relationship. However the couple appears to have decided to settle down, with Hebrew media reporting Saturday that the two are officially engaged. Pick confirmed the news to the Ynet news website, saying “It’s true. We’re very happy and excited.”

Like this said, Daniela Pick is Israeli, so here and Quentin should have a lot of fun saying “nigger” a lot. I haven’t found a quality pic of her feet yet, but they must be on point. That or Quentin has already paid for reconstructive foot surgery.

 

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There’s A Petition To Get Quentin Tarantino To Direct ‘Deadpool 2’
There’s A Petition To Get Quentin Tarantino To Direct ‘Deadpool 2’

 

Let’s make this clear, Guardians Of The Galaxy and Deadpool are the best movies Marvel Studios have ever made. This isn’t up for debate. If you disagree with this, you’re wrong. Sorry you have to hear it this way. So it came as a little bit of a shock when Deadpool director Tim Miller abruptly left the sequel over “a series of creative differences” with star Ryan Reynolds. I assume Miller saw that pic of Reynolds at Taylor Swift’s 4th of July party and realized all he knew was a lie. So who would be next in line to direct a movie where people say “motherfucker” and murder other people a lot? Enter Quentin Tarantino.

A petition has been started lobbying Quentin Tarantino to direct Deadpool 2and so far, there are more than 1,700 signatures. ”

“If there was ever a chance to see Tarantino do a project almost guaranteed to make a billion dollars, this is it,” writes Carl Champion Jr., who started the petition. “We got a great taste of what this could be like in Kill Bill, but imagine having a guy like Tarantino write dialogue for ‘The Merc with the Mouth’! It would be so glorious. Join me!”

Now I understand Carl Champion, Jr. here probably doesn’t get laid, but he does have many valid points. Like, what idiot wouldn’t want this to happen tomorrow? If you’re worried about the guy who made Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill, Inglorious Basterds, Django Unchained, and The Hateful 8, ruining your movie about a dude in red tights, you and Carl might want to hit up a bar so you can both not get laid together. But before you go, sign the petition.

 

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Cops Threatened Quentin Tarantino
Cops Threatened Quentin Tarantino


Never one to pass up an opportunity to sound like vindictive and petulant psychopaths, the One Million MomsFraternal Order of Police say that in addition to their boycott of Hateful Eight, they also have a “surprise” for Quentin Tarantino. I wonder what that might be? Probably allowing him to exercise his 1st Amendment rights without fear of retribution from the state-sanctioned branch authorized to use lethal force, I bet.  Nope.

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‘Hateful Eight’ Has A New Trailer


It what might be the best troll marketing of all time, The Weinstein Company just dropped the second trailer for Quentin Tarantino‘s Hateful Eight despite the boycotts from people who are seemingly unable to hold two separate thoughts in their head at the same time.  WARNING: this trailer contains fake movie violence that was filmed on a fully controlled set where no actual people died. I know this might some of you squeamish unlike the video of the school resource throwing a teenager girl across the room. Luckily this is a western, so I don’t think the Kurt Russell character will be indicted then acquitted by a grand jury. This should be good news.

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Quentin Tarantino Responded To Cops
Quentin Tarantino Responded To Cops


Much like the “War on Christmas” narrative is shattered the moment you step foot in a department store the day after Halloween or the “War on Christians” narrative falls apart once you read the FBI’s hate crime statistics, the “War on Police” narrative disintegrates once a Fox News fact checker realizes that in order to be called a war, more than one side has to be suffering casualties. Despite the fact that 2015 has been one of the safest years on record for police in recorded history,  I assume there’s a war on police because the American population is asking them not to kill with impunity? Something like that? Anyway, on October 24th, Quentin Tarantino attended a rally in NYC to protest police brutality. This is what he said:

“I’m a human being with a conscience. And when I see murder I cannot stand by. And I have to call the murdered the murdered and I have to call the murderers the murderers.”

As expected, police unions and people on Facebook who want you to respect authority until you mention the President or the 2nd Amendment, immediately thought, OMG HE’S CALLING ALL COPS MURDERERS. I don’t know what level of delusion you would need to believe that, but here we are. And as soon as he said it, the police unions in Los Angeles, New York City, and Chicago (as well as the National Association of Police Organizations and 241,000 individual officers) issued a boycott of Tarantino’s upcoming film, The Hateful Eight. Because I guess asking police not to brutalize the people they are sworn to protect is just asking too much. The New York Post actually wants him to….apologize. Tarantino doesn’t have time for that bullshit.

Instead of dealing with the incidents of police brutality that those people were bringing up, instead of examining the problem of police brutality in this country, better they single me out,” he said. “And their message is very clear. It’s to shut me down. It’s to discredit me. It is to intimidate me. It is to shut my mouth, and even more important than that, it is to send a message out to any other prominent person that might feel the need to join that side of the argument.” He added: “All cops are not murderers. I never said that. I never even implied that…Frankly, it feels lousy to have a bunch of police mouthpieces call me a cop hater. I’m not a cop hater. That is a misrepresentation. That is slanderous. That is not how I feel. But you know, that’s their choice to do that to me. What can I do? I’m not taking back what I said. What I said was the truth. I’m used to people misrepresenting me; I’m used to being misunderstood. What I’d like to think their attack against me is so vicious that they’re revealing themselves. They’re hiding in plain sight.”

And as far as Harvey Weinstein being “furious at Tarantino”, here’s the official statement from The Weinstein Company:

“The Weinstein Co. has a longstanding relationship and friendship with Quentin and has a tremendous amount of respect for him as a filmmaker. We don’t speak for Quentin, he can and should be allowed to speak for himself.”

Yeah, so much for that. I’d tried to find which cops Tarantino was talking about. Maybe it was Lt. Charles Joseph Gliniewicz who died on September 1st after saying he was chasing “two white men and a black man”. Turns out he killed himself because he was embezzling money from his department to pay for his mortgage and porn. I don’t think it was him. Maybe it was former officer Daniel Holtzclaw who raped 13 black women while on duty, and by what I’m sure is sheer coincidence, got an all white jury. Probably not him either. Or maybe it was the NYPD officers who stopped Karim Baker, the man who inadvertently gave directions to a cop killer, 20 times in 9 months without giving him a ticket then curbed stomped him for parking too close to a fire hydrant. Not sure is he’s talking about them. Maybe it was Pennsylvania cop Stephen Rozniakowski, who wasn’t fired despite 75 counts of stalking and harassment, shot and killed his girlfriend and wounded her daughter. Could it be him? Not sure. I’m sure it’s the St. Paul cops who beat up a 17-year black kid with autism because they thought he was on drugs. No, that can’t be it. Oh, I know. It’s Warren County Sheriff’s Deputy Linkee Israel Carrillo who shot up his own patrol car and said he was ambushed. Then claimed he had PTSD and earned a Purple Heart. That was also a lie. I don’t think any of these are who Tarantino is talking about. Maybe I should go back further than a month. 

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Here’s A First Look At Tarantino’s ‘The Hateful Eight’
Here’s A First Look At Tarantino’s ‘The Hateful Eight’

 

I mean, if you haven’t read the leaked script or have seen the leaked trailer (which turned out to be the real trailer), then yeah, we can go ahead and play along with Entertainment Weekly and say this is the “first look”of Quentin Tarantino‘s long-awaited The Hateful Eight. Hopefully next week they’ll give us a first look at Steven Spielberg’s Jurassic Park. I’m pretty excited myself.

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Quentin Tarantino Won’t Leave Christina Aguilera Alone
Quentin Tarantino Won’t Leave Christina Aguilera Alone

 

It's not really a secret that Quentin Tarantino is one of the biggest freaks in Hollywood who even Rex Ryan thinks his foot fetish is kinda weird, so of course with the world being filled with hot women, Tarantino is apparently obsessed with Christina Aguilera. Did that last sentence make any sense? Sorry, it's early. Use your critical thinking skills to translate. 4 Music reports:

Quentin Tarantino has reportedly been "hitting up" Christina Aguilera with constant work opportunities. The film director is long known to have considered Uma Thurman, who starred in his Kill Bill franchise, as his muse. It seems he is now ready to move on and is adamant Christina is his biggest source of inspiration. He apparently became particularly interested in her after she showed off her slimmer frame a few months ago. "He's been hitting her up with e-mails and scripts for movies, plus calling her loads and even writing her letters," an insider told Heat magazine.The 32-year-old singer is no stranger to the big screen having starred alongside Cher in 2010's Burlesque. Although she would love to revisit movies, she is said to be questioning Quentin's motives. "Christina doesn't want to offend him and she's open to more acting opportunities. But she's worried that he may have a crush on her, so at this point it's gotten kind of creepy," the source explained. Top of Christina's list of concerns is said to be the way the film director wants to discuss future projects. "Quentin doesn't seem to care. He has all these projects he wants to discuss with her, but when she asks him to come to her office, he suggests dinner. Christina would love to be Tarantino's muse, but she is not going to bother if it comes with strings attached," the insider explained.

This story kinda seems like bullshit, but it's Quentin so you never really know. He could be asking her to play a Vegas singer who fights werewolf Nazis, or he could be trying to pitch a documentary about her feet.

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Django Unchained Has A New Trailer


Quentin Tarantino‘s new Slaves Gone Wild movie, Django Unchained has a new trailer, and I really don’t think I’ve been this excited to see a movie. Besides The Dark Knight and the James Bond remake I made with my cat, this will be one of the best movies ever made.

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