Is Nicole Scherzinger Missing A Rib?

Explain to me how this waist is possible. Is there a corset smashing her intestines or what?

The Pussycat Dolls are having a pretty good 2009. They’re supposed to be the openers for Brintey Spears’ upcoming tour this year.

But that waist is really disturbing me. It’s just if I had to choose between hour-glass women and pear-shaped women, I’d take the girl with more back over the girl whose internal organs frequently get pushed up into her diaphragm.

Her organ the diaphragm. Not the other kind. If her intestines were pushed into that, I’d be even more worried, as I usually am when organs dangle from between a woman’s legs.

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Kim Kardashian is a Trannycat Doll

Performing with the Pussycat Dolls is a coming of age ritual for any respectable whore, so let’s all congratulate Kim Kardashian on hers Friday night in Las Vegas. According to these pictures, she spent the night seducing the camera and stretching out different costumes. Speaking of which, can somebody please tell me what’s up with the sailor outfit? Is this 1942? Women can be sailors now. And last time I checked, their uniforms weren’t bedazzled. I know cellulite squeezed into some fishnets is supposed to bring the sexy, but you can see how it might be a little difficult when Kim Kardashian looks like a gay cruise activities director.

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The Trannycat Dolls Are in Trouble

Although this happened over two years ago, the Malaysian officials have reportedly just fined The Pussycat Dolls’ promoters for exposing Malaysian people to The Pussycat Dolls. The Sun UK says:

I’ve always admired any pictures of hot girl group Pussycat Dolls that happen to land on my desk. But these are even more FINE than usual – though they’ve landed concert promoters with a financial penalty. First off, the lovely Carmit had a tussle with her skimpy vest and thankfully lost. Then gorgeous blonde Ashley gave the audience a flash of more than they bargained for thanks to her teensy shorts. It proved too much for officials in strict Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia’s capital city. Pussycat Dolls promoters Absolute Entertainment have been fined 10,000 Ringgits (£1,436) for allowing the act to perform “sexually suggestive” routines.”

In case you don’t own a television and don’t understand what this Google thing is all the young folks are talking about, The Pussycat Dolls are a girl group that preach a message of female empowerment by dressing like prostitutes and singing about stealing other women’s men. They also happen to be frighteningly ugly. Which I guess kind of limits what you can do as a sexy girl group.

So here are the (NSFW) pictures again. Oh boy, lucky you:

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Trannycat Doll and Laguna Bitch are in Hawaii

One of the Pussycat trannies, Nicole Scherzinger, is dating one of the “stars” of MTV’s Laguna Beach, Talan Torriero, and here they are in Hawaii. Exciting, isn’t it? I love Talan’s cheesy tattoos. I think I love the twinkle, twinkle, little stars on his ribcage the most. I’m guessing either the tattoo artist was laughing too hard to finish them, or Talan looked in the mirror at some point and said, “Stop, that looks gay enough.” I must say, Nicole’s penis tucking skills are quite impressive, but his shaving skills … not so much.

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