Princess Diana Went To A Gay Bar With Freddie Mercury Dressed Like A Dude



Yes, this actually happened.
Sunday Times
reports:

DIANA, PRINCESS OF WALES was disguised as a “male model” and smuggled into a notorious gay bar by the singer Freddie Mercury and television star Kenny Everett, according to a new book. Cleo Rocos, who co-starred in The Kenny Everett Television Show, reveals in The Power of Positive Drinking how she, Mercury and Everett dressed Diana in an army jacket, black cap and sunglasses before venturing into the Royal Vauxhall Tavern in south London. “When we walked in . . . we felt she was obviously Princess Diana and would be discovered at any minute. But people just seemed to blank her. She sort of disappeared. But she loved it,” Rocos says.

I can’t believe she didn’t get hit on a least once. When I go to gay bars people buy me drinks all the time. I can only drink one before I pass out for some reason. Haha they must make them pretty strong there!

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This Is Naomi Watts As Princess Diana



So here’s Noami Watts as Princess Diana on the set of Caught In Flight, and I’m not sure of the special effects budget, but good luck on trying to get Naomi Watts to look as hot as the actual Princess Diana. And despite being gorgeous and wealthy, she was one of the most beautiful human beings to ever walk the Earth. But then, you know, she was murdered by the bitch Queen for dating a sand nigger after she brought beauty to a bloodline of inbred mongoloids. The Royal Family is basically The Hills Have Eyes with a bunch of diamonds they stole from Africa. And Kate Middleton is Prince William’s cousin and his wife. As soon as she has a few kids, expect her to die in a tragic “accident” shortly after that. I guess fuck the Royal Family is what I’m trying to say.

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Nope. Not Creepy At All.



“Diana At 50: If She Were Here Now”, a story in the new issue of Newsweek, includes a digitized rendering of Princess Diana walking with Kate Middleton. Princess Diana’s face has been aged to show what she would possibly look like if she had lived to be fifty, but this picture is way off. There’s no way Princess Diana’s head would fit inside that bag she’s carrying.

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Diana and Dodi Might Have Been Engaged



The British inquest into Princess Diana and Dodi Al Fayed’s deaths produced a receipt for a “bague fiancaille” (a.k.a. “engagement ring”) which was purchased by Dodi the day of his and Diana’s fatal car accident.

The jury was shown a copy of the receipt dated August 30, 1997, with the words “bague fiancaille”, which means engagement ring in French, printed on it. They were also shown unedited CCTV images of Fayed in the jewellery store, which is on the same square as the Ritz Hotel, where the pair were staying, and the images showed Fayed examining the ring in the store after it had closed to the public the afternoon he purchased it. The CCTV images showed Fayed later returning to the couple’s Imperial suite at the Ritz, where Diana spent the afternoon, holding only a brochure from the jewellery store. Claude Roulet, an assistant to the hotel’s president, is then seen in the footage returning to the store shortly afterwards to pick up an object in a bag which he then takes to the couple’s suite. The footage subsequently showed Roulet putting the bag in the Ritz’s strong room, before Fayed and Diana leave the hotel for the last time.”

All of this is sad and all, but it’s not nearly as sad as what happened to me the other day. I was minding my own business, opening my mailbox when all of a sudden this utility bill came out of nowhere and attacked me. It was red and had this “FINAL NOTICE” stuff all over it which really scared me. I’m pretty sure it had teeth which bit me and a knife that stabbed me, but I was too much in shock to remember.

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