Playboy Wants Selena Gomez And Vanessa Hudgens

Playboy sent on this tweet last week, and that's fine an everything, but I thought about this last year, Playboy. I thought about it a great deal. A great deal. I could get into specifics this is a family and educational site that's read in classrooms and dinner tables across the country. Jesus. Flag. Guns. Bald Eagle. America. God. Prayer in schools. Marriage. How to not get caught cheating on your wife. How to have gay sex in airport bathrooms. More key words to bring more Republicans to the site.

 

 

 

 

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Oh, Here’s A Picture Of Lindsay’s Playboy Cover

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This pic leaked yesterday and based on the emails I got, apparently a tarted up cokewhore with her legs spread on the cover of an irrelevant, dying magazine is news. So, here it is. A tarted up cokewhore with her legs spread on the cover of an irrelevant, dying magazine. I hope your world has spun back on its axis now.

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Kelly Brook Has A Preview

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When every other picture you’ve taken in the last ten years has to be labeled as NSFW, it’s hard to imagine that you’d have the most anticipated Playboy issue in recent memory. But to reiterate, it’s Kelly Brook. And here’s the first released preview pics of her shoot. I don’t even know if there is anything better than Kelly Brook naked. Some people might say air, but really, you can’t even see air. Can you? Quite frankly, I think air is a little full of itself.

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