Lindsay’s Lawsuit Against Pitbull Was Laughed Out Of Court



Hey, remember when Pitbull released the song “Give Me Everything”, and it had the line, “I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan”? Then remember when Lindsay Lohan sued him saying the song caused her emotional distress and that Pitbull owed her money for using her name? Don’t worry, you don’t have to anymore. TMZ reports:

But today a New York federal judge sided with Pitbull … ruling that Lindsay is dead wrong on the law — because the song is a work of art protected by the 1st amendment PLUS Lindsay’s barely even mentioned in it. The judge also ruled … Lindsay’s allegations that she suffered emotional distress are also BS. The case has been dismissed.

Although the judge was a little liberal with the whole “the song is a work of art thing”, fuck Lindsay Lohan. I don’t think I can stress that enough.

Related Posts:

Tags: ,
Excuse Me. Pitbull Might Sue Lindsay Lohan A Little More. Tonight.

[SinglePic not found]

Since she’s desperate and checking for change in her couch, Lindsay Lohan actually filed a lawsuit against rapper Pitbull saying he owes her money for the use of her name in his song “Give Me Everything” (yes, you read that right). However, Lindsay filed the lawsuit in NYC where she claims to be a resident. I guess that Lindsay Lohan running around LA since 2004 is someone else. TMZ reports:

Pit just filed a response to Lindsay’s “Give Me Everything” lawsuit — in which she claims the hip hop star owes her money for using her name in the song … when he rapped, “I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.” Lohan filed the original suit in NY State Court, stating she was a resident of Nassau County — but Pit is calling B.S., claiming she’s been living in California since 2004 … and “given her frequent legal troubles, Ms. Lohan possesses irrevocable ties to California that are likely to keep her there for the foreseeable future.” Then, Pit spells out why she’s full of crap … noting every, single one of her legal problems in California … including her multiple stints in the slammer … the house arrest … her problems at the Downtown Women’s Center … and all of the community service she’s required to complete in the Golden State in the near future. Pit concludes, “Thus, in light of Ms. Lohan’s continuing obligations to the State of California, as well as the foregoing facts, Ms. Lohan is a citizen of California, not New York.”

I don’t even know what to add to this except Lindsay is a moron and Pitbull is a rapper who wears an ascot. Oh, and I like olives in case anyone was wondering.

Related Posts:

Tags: ,
Lindsay Lohan Is Suing Pitbull

For damaging her reputation. You know, because years of guzzling gin and jizz (oh, and coke) didn’t do that already. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan has just sued the rapper Pitbull for a line in his mega-hit, “Give Me Everything,” for a disparaging lyric about her. The song — written by Ne-Yo and Afrojack, also defendants — has a line: Hustlers move aside, so I’m tiptoein’, to keep flowin’ / I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay is pissed, claiming in her lawsuit … “the lyrics, by virtue of its wide appeal, condemnation, excoriation, disparaging or defamatory statements by the defendants about the plaintiff are destined to do irreparable harm to the plaintiff.” Lindsay, who claims in the lawsuit she is “a professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild, is suing under the New York civil rights laws, which protects people from having their name exploited for commercial purposes. Lindsay alleges the appearance of her name in the song “causes [Lindsay] to be associated and identified in connection with defendants.”

She should throw in some pain and suffering too, because she’s probably had nightmares about this song. Not just because it sucks and her name is in it, but because it’s scary: Typically when a Hispanic man grabs somebody sexy and tells them, “Hey! Give me everything,” somebody sexy is getting mugged.

Related Posts:

Tags: ,