Shhh, don’t tell anyone. This post is about Pink, but I used Candice Swanepoel as the banner pic. Why Candice Swanepoel and not Pink? Dude. I hope you didn’t just say that out loud. Us Magazine reports:
Pink has a boozy potential name for her unborn baby: Jameson! Although the “Raise Your Glass” singer, 31, doesn’t yet know the gender of her child, she already has a moniker picked out if it’s a boy. “My dad’s name is James, and my brother’s name is Jason,” Pink explained to Billy Bush of Access Hollywood. “[Husband Carey Hart and I] are both Irish, Carey’s middle name is Jason, [and] Jameson — we like whiskey. That’s a no brainer.” Her hubby isn’t so sure, though. Pink told Bush that she and Hart, 35, are “all over the place” discussing names. “I’m all about meaning, and Carey feels like he had a girl’s hair cut and a girl’s name, and he doesn’t want kids to have a weird name…I have to get him on the boat for originality, so I’m working on him,” she said.
So to get him “on the boat for originality”, Pink has to convince Carey Hart that his kid should be named after something that was invented in 1780 and a porn star whose vagina is currently taking bids from contractors. Awesome. This kid really doesn’t need any more reasons for the bullies to pull his underwear out through his nose. His dad rides a bicycle and his mom looks like a wigger Aunt Jemima. You could name this kid Thor Megatron Wu-Tang Vampire Hunter and he’d still get beat with his own lunchbox.