There isn’t really a scenario where Pamela Anderson won’t get naked if you ask, but she’s naked again for PETA for water or something. PETA says meat and dairy farms drain a third of the Earth’s water, but you know who has a better kill rate? PETA. A dog would have a better chance of surviving an IED attack than it would being adopted by PETA.
Laura Vandervoort, best known as Supergirl in Smallville and the girl who needed three pieces of paper to write her name in kindergarten, is naked in body paint in a new ad for PETA. Because, I don’t know, what the fuck else is she gonna do?
I get a lot of emails saying that I never post “woman of color”, but that’s a lie. I posted a video of Violet Beauregarde once a few years ago. But when people say that, I think they just mean black. So here’s actress Taraji P. Henson (Hustle & Flow, The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button), 40, posing naked for dead animals. She says:
“I don’t think a living being should suffer for the sake of fashion, period. End of story.” “You don’t have to kill an animal just because you want to be hot and fly. And I really stand by that.”
She really stands by this. But what if I don’t want to be hot and fly? What if I want to be flossy and frosted? Can I torture an animal for it’s fur then? Somebody needs to clear this up.
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Always ready to jump on free publicity like I jump on a steak, PETA, the world’s largest terrorist organization (who btw killed 97% of the animals they rescued last year), has released a statement condemning Lady Gaga for her MTV VMAs meat dress. PETA says:
Lately, Lady Gaga has been having a hard time keeping her act “over the top.” Wearing a dress made out cuts of dead cows is offensive enough to bring comment, but someone should whisper in her ear that there are more people who are upset by butchery than who are impressed by it—and that means a lot of young people will not be buying her records if she keeps this stuff up. On the other hand, maybe it was fake and she’ll talk about that later. If not, what’s next: the family cat made into a hat? Meat is the decomposing flesh of a tormented animal who didn’t want to die, and after a few hours under the TV lights, it would smell like the rotting flesh it is and likely be crawling in maggots—not too attractive, really.
Lady Gaga is an idiot who would stick an infant on a pike if it meant somebody would take her picture, so I’m not really sure why PETA is surprised by this. And most importantly, PETA should shut up. Look, I have a three-legged cat I adopted from the SPCA (asshole pictured here), but if I got cancer and my doctor told me the only way not to have cancer would be to stick railroad spikes in my cat’s eyes and hook him up to a car battery, I’d go to AutoZone because they usually have pretty good deals there.
Note: We’re animals. We eat other animals. It’s called nature. So, please don’t send me hate mail about the feelings of your fucking pet. Just because you bought it a sweater and put in on your Christmas doesn’t make it a part of your family. End of story. If you treat your pet better than you would a stranger on the street, then either you hate humans or you are a recluse shut in with a severe social disorder and the inability to understand what it is to be a human being.
The domestic terrorist organization simply known as PETA is whining (imagine that) because their proposed Super Bowl ad was rejected by NBC for being too sexually explicit. Oh, boo hoo:
Apparently, NBC has something against girls who love their veggies. After we submitted our proposed Super Bowl ad, which features a comely crop of models demonstrating their fondness for fresh produce, NBC nixed the ad, saying it “depicts a level of sexuality exceeding our standards.”…OK, I’ll admit, it’s not the Jonas Brothers eating apple pie, but it sure does drive home the fact that vegetarians make better lovers. And I’m pretty sure that most Super Bowl fans would find the ad a lot more appealing than the impotence and other not-so-sexy effects that a steady stream of chicken wings and burgers can have on their love lives. Why so grouchy NBC? Sounds like someone’s not getting enough um…vegetables. I’m thinking network execs could really benefit from a broccoli booty call.
Really? Vegetarian chicks make better lovers? Is there any scientific evidence to support this, because in my experience, I’ve found rope and chloroform makes the girls I know way more accommodating.
Here’s Vikki Blows in lingerie just for fun. I don’t know if she’s a vegetarian or not, but I’ll take my chances: