Adam Lambert Way Too Gay For Lady Gaga’s Party

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I meant “gay” like they meant in those movies in the 30’s. Us Magazine reports:

Adam Lambert made quite the impression at Lady Gaga’s surprise twenty-fifth birthday party Sunday night, and not in a good way. The American Idol alum, 29, wasn’t even invited to the bash at L.A.’s La Cita Mexican restaurant, but attended as a guest of the Scissor Sisters, who have been opening for the “Born this Way” singer on tour, Perez Hilton told the Morning Dish radio program Thursday. “Adam showed up beyond drunk,” said the gossip blogger. “Super sloppy embarrassingly drunk!” Lambert began some intense fist-pumping and kept beating on the walls until he’d actually punched a hole in the building’s low ceiling, Hilton said. And another eyewitness tells, “Adam acted like an animal. He kept jumping up on the tables and chairs and screaming. When they brought the cake out he tried to smear it in Gaga’s face and put a doll from the cake in her mouth!” Then the “Whataya Want from Me” singer tried to serenade the birthday girl, “like he was auditioning for Idol again!” Hilton said. Eventually Gaga asked her security to kick him out, added the witness.

I’ve never been to a party where I assume white tigers were dressed up in sequined body suits and blonde boys could be rented like Redbox, but Perez Hilton never misses an opportunity to suck Gaga’s cock like it got bit by a cobra. So he went on the air and threw another gay dude’s business out there just to prove his love for some untalented bitch who just uses him to stay relevant. Just sounds like the was dude having fun to me. Just like when I paint my Civil War miniatures. Soldiers stand or crouch on small oval bases and are engaged in various poses of battle or activity. I wonder who’ll win?! Pew! Pew! Pew!

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Rod Stewart Sucks Nipples

Rod Stewart and his wife, Penny Lancaster, were on a yacht this weekend when all of sudden she dropped her tits in his mouth. She’s 37. He’s 63. I hate to give away his secret, but here’s a hint: being rich will get you laid. I know, right? I never would have guessed that either!

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Penny Linkcaster

Lindsay Lohan never takes her leggings off [Popsugar]
The new Bond Girl is Loaded [Popoholic]
Katherine Heigl is flipping you off [Dlisted]
Paris Hilton is full of shit [Hollywood Rag]
Angelina Jolie cannot be unsexed [City Rag]
Simon Cowell uses Botox [Just Jared]
Adriana Lima is still hot [Hollywood Tuna]
The Rock will help save children’s teeth [ASL]
Rihanna is in concert [Egotastic]
Drew Barrymore is at the beach (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Jordan flashes her underwear again (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Some upskirt shots of Penny Lancaster (Rod Stewart‘s wife):

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