Kris Jenner Feels Bad For Paula Deen

NEW SLAVES. E! Online reports:

Jenner believes the press may have gone a little too far.  "I feel really bad for Paula Deen right now," Jenner said. "She's taken a lot of heat and probably feels overwhelmed with what's going on. The media gets ahold of something and they won't let go."

Awww, poor Paula Deen. What's the world coming to when an old, rich white woman from the South can't even say "nigger" in 2013 without being relentlessly and uneccesarily persecuted and dropped like a black girl's ass in the club from every single endoresement she has? I don't even know how I'm going to sleep at night knowing that miscarriages of justice like this exist. Luckily she's an emotional eater and will probably be dead soon. The only she could possibly do to fix this thing is bring Mandela back to life, but butter is only a harlot from hell and a succubus of Satan that cannot raise the dead. And isn't Kris Jenner doing this wrong? She should be having parades during Black History Month, because the only reason she's famous is because a black guy beheaded his wife and another black guy got head from her daughter. She should be posting Malcolm X quotes on Facebook, not trying get free maids from the white lady.

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Diabetes Has Fired Paula Deen
Diabetes Has Fired Paula Deen

 

Like most successful corporations, Paula Deen employed vertical integration by selling cookbooks that contain recipes for deep fried chocolate wrapped in bacon while being paid to the be the spokeperson for the diabetes drug, Novo Nordisk. You'd think that Paula Deen's symbiotic relationship with diabetes would be a cash cow for a drug company who doesn't want to find a cure would be able to weather any storm, but much like Wal-Mart, their strong sense morality (lol I mean PR) has forced them to fire her. TMZ reports:

TMZ has learned … Paula and diabetes drug maker Novo Nordisk have parted ways … at least for now.  Deen — who has Type 2 diabetes — was a spokesperson for the company's campaign, "Diabetes in a New Light."  Paula was singing the virtue of Novo Nordisk's diabetes drug Victoza, which she takes … she also ironically was promoting "lifestyle changes."

A Novo Nordisk spokesperson tells TMZ … they have mutually agreed with Paula to part ways for now, "while she takes time to focus her attention where it is needed."
 

The great irony of Paula Deen wanting slavery back is when she eventually has her foot amputated from diabetes. Circle of life, my friends.

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Paula Deen Went On The ‘Today Show’ This Morning, Says She Committed A Sin

 

Paula Deen's great-grandfather killed himself because he lost his fortune after slavery was abolished, because as it turns out, it's illegal to force people to work for free unless you own Huffington Post. So the irony of Paula Deen's buttered empire crumbling before our very eyes because she wants to bring slavery back shouldn't be lost on anyone. And since old, rich white women hate losing money, Deen went on the Today Show this morning to throw herself at the mercy of Matt Lauer. I don't know. She probably should have went on Wendy Williams.

 

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Anne Rice Says Paula Deen Is The Victim Of A ‘Lynch Mob’
Anne Rice Says Paula Deen Is The Victim Of A ‘Lynch Mob’

 

With Interview With A Vampire, Anne Rice ushered in a new era where vampires are rich white dudes and effeminate emos who constantly whine about their world changing. Lestat and Louis had a good run when they could just pick a slave out and just kill them, but now you have to be careful. Like when you're incredibly racist and have to choke it down with a tub of butter because, as it turns out, black people are free now. No, seriously! Look out you're windown right now. I'll bet you'll seen one. Haha, I know, right?! They're all over the place! Mostly because your great-great-great-grandfather bought their ancestors because he was a job creator. But don't feel sorry for black people who were enslaved for centuries only to be "freed" long enough for white people to figure out they could make just as much money off them if they built a new kind of slave quarters with bars and guards. Paula Deen is the real victim here. Take it away, Anne Rice!

What's happening with Paula Dean? Is it fair? I never heard of her until today, and wow, this looks like a crucifixion. Opinions, thoughts welcome. Thanks to Troy Hawkins for the link. I may be wrong but aren't we becoming something of a lynch mob culture? Is this a good example of that? What are your feelings?

I lived in the south where I was born, and it's almost impossible to describe to other people what really happens in cities like New Orleans and Atlanta. They just don't get it. But all over this country I've encountered contempt for white southerners, hatred of them, disgust for them….a blind prejudice against them that is racism in its own way. I'm frankly sick of it. This woman is just what you said. She's an old southern lady, and she never made these unwise remarks of hers to a black person. We have no evidence at all that she has ever personally insulted or injured any black employee or friend. These remarks were made off hand in private to a white person who has sued her and spread these remarks all over the world. It's all pretty damn ugly if you ask me. I feel sorry for Paula Deen.

It's so easy to persecute an older, overweight, unwise, crude, ignorant woman who may very well be a good person at heart who has achieved a great deal in her life. So easy to vilify her and hate her and try to destroy her life. Woe to anyone today who is not slender, young, clever and politically correct.

Ok, look. I'm the minoriest of minority and I've lived in the South my whole life. I've been lucky enough to live in a city for the majority of that time, but if I get in my truck and drive about 40 minutes in either direction, imma see some racism. And for me, unfortunately, that's just a part of life. You either let it bother you or you don't. I don't. I'll never get Manhattan back, but I'm fine with the fact that white girls have been by reperations since the 4th grade (heyyyy guuurrll). But here's the thing, reverse racism doesn't exist. There. Sorry you had to hear it that way. Because for reverse racism to exist, you believe that the ruling majority and predominant cultural group of the country's population are being persecuted and discriminated against. Now sit back and think about that. It's some bullshit, right? Okay, good. If you're white and you feel the whole country is slipping from your pimp hand, boo hoo. Get over it. You know, like everybody else did. But back to Anne Rice's misplaced sense of the sardonic, if Paula Deen is a victim, she is a victim of her own failure to recognize that slavery has been over for a while. Deen wasn't fired because she's racist (because everybody, including The Food Network, has known that for a long time), she was fired because she couldn't keep her racism to herself like a normal person. And if you're an elderly white person living in the South and just can't help saying "nigger" because you're using your ignorant upbringing as a crutch to justify your beliefs, sorry. You've had 40 years to reconcile and change all that. If you haven't, the good news is that you'll be dead soon. Have a great day.

 

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Paula Deen Doesn’t Care Too Much For Black People



“Who let those nigras in here? Make them dance for my crispy chicken.”

It’s hard to imagine that an old, rich white lady from Georgia would be horrifically racist, except and Georgia and South Carolina is where Neo Nazis go to feel inferior, but Paula Deen and her broher, Bubba Hiers (it was either that or Cooter), are currently being sued by a former employee and general manager, Lisa Jackson, of their jointly-owned restaurant Uncle Bubba’s. Apparently a few of the perks of working there is hearing Paula say nigger all day and watching Bubba jack off to porn. Radar Online reports:
Among the stunning allegations in the lawsuit: “In the presence of Ms. Jackson and Uncle Bubba’s restaurant manager and a vendor, Bubba Hiers stated they should send President Obama to the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico so he could n***er-rig it.” The lawsuit also claims that Deen herself used the N word in front of employees. According to the court documents, Jackson states that she was appointed by Deen to handle the catering and staff for Bubba’s wedding in 2007, and she asked Deen what the servers should wear: “Well what I would really like is a bunch of little n***ers to wear long-sleeve white shirts, black shorts and black bow ties, you know in the Shirley Temple days, they used to tap dance around,” Jackson alleges Deen told her. “Now, that would be a true Southern wedding wouldn’t it? But we can’t do that because the media would be on me about that.”

Bubba loves the ladies, y’all. Naked ladies.

The documents state that Jackson became the General Manager of Bubba’s Oyster and Seafood House in Savannah, Georgia, which is co-owned by Deen and Bubba, after the previous GM, who was male, was fired for having sexual relations with the servers. Deen allegedly said in a meeting in which Jackson was present, “If you think I have worked this hard to lose everything because of a piece of p**y, you better think again, and now I’m going to do something I have never done I am going to put a woman in a man’s job.” Jackson was given six months to turn the restaurant from a failure into a success and she did so, by doubling the profits of the restaurant, but she alleges she was sexually harassed by Deen’s brother, who, amongst other accusations, routinely viewed pornography on a computer in a small office he shared with Jackson. “Bubba Hiers is a frequent customer of pornography web sites and would download and view such sites at work. In the small office he shared with Jackson, it was impossible for her to avoid the pornography,” the lawsuit states. Hiers also asked Jackson to “bring pictures of herself when she was young for him to view,” and that he would like to replace the staff with “Hooters girls,” the lawsuit alleges.

As a brown man born and living in the south (specifically, Raleigh, N.C.), let me tell you that the racism here has been aged to perfection. Everyone is racist, but it’s done with a friendly smile and overall jovial demeanor. I’ve been eagerly followed around a department store by a store manager because he “wanted to make sure I was taken of”. So he asked me if I need help finding anything five times in fifteen minutes. I’ve been pulled over and immediately asked if I needed an interpreter, and when I handed him my ID and answered in French then asked him if he needed one, I was offered an apology for inconvenience and was told I was pulled over because I “fit a description”. That description of course being “not white”. But what’s the most sad part about this whole story is the fact that Paula Deen probably said and meant those things in the most loving way possible and actually thought it would be a good idea except that fact that black people have rights now. Bummer. Also, it would kinda be funny at this point if a black guy named Diabetes killed her.

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Paula Deen Has Type 2 Diabetes. Officially.

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Paula Deen, beloved chef and sweet old lady who I want to hug while she makes me something with bacon and cheese in it, has finally addressed the rumors that she has Type 2 Diabetes. She does. How could this happen? She’s overweight with high blood pressure and a high-fat diet, her diagnosis seems so random. CURSE YOU GOD! People reports:

From fried chicken to mac and cheese casseroles, Paula Deen has made her mark on the culinary world – and in the homes of fans – with recipes that don’t skimp on cheese, cream and sugar. Not to mention butter … whole sticks of it. And even as she reveals that she is living with Type 2 Diabetes, she says it won’t stop her from eating the way she wants. “I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life,” Deen said Tuesday in a release announcing her launch of Diabetes in a New Light™, geared toward finding “simple ways” to manage challenges of the disease. “I’m excited to team up with Novo Nordisk on this initiative to show others that managing diabetes does not have to stop you from enjoying the things you love.”

My biological father, Anthony Bourdain, who once called Deen “the most dangerous chef in America”, is now kicking her in the diabetes while she’s down.

“When your signature dish is hamburger in between a doughnut, and you’ve been cheerfully selling this stuff knowing all along that you’ve got Type 2 Diabetes … It’s in bad taste if nothing else,” he said. “How long has she known? I suspect a very long time.”

So, instead of changing her diet, Paula Deen is getting in bed with a pharmaceutical company to make money off her disease. And to make butter flavored insulin or something I guess. They’re just brainstorming at this point I think.

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