Here’s Patrick Wilson Pretending To Bang Brooklyn Decker
Here’s Patrick Wilson Pretending To Bang Brooklyn Decker

 

Patrick Wilson should get a free Ebola vaccine and a virgin of his choice after he had to pretend to have sex with Lena Dunham, but his next job looks like it might wipe that horrific mental image from his brain, because it Joe Carnahan’s Stretch, he gets to pretend to have sex with Brooklyn Decker. I guess this video is supposed to show how awkward and not remotely sexy at all that sex scenes are, and that’s totally true, but keep in mind, Patrick Wilson is on top of Brooklyn Decker giving her best O-face. I appreciate how this scene lasts about how long it would in real life. Let’s table this discussion for about 10 to 15 minutes.

 

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New Watchmen Trailer is Online



The second trailer for Zac Snyder’s long-awaited adaptation of the legendary graphic novel, Watchmen, hit online last night and it will play in front of Quantum of Solace starting today. Jesus, this thing looks awesome. Starring Billy Crudup, Patrick Wilson, Jackie Earle Haley, and Matthew Goode, Watchmen takes place in an alternate reality 1985 where “Batman can’t get it up, Superman doesn’t care about humanity, and the bad guy wants world peace.” I’m a huge nerd, so I’ve read this three times, so I could sound smart and say Time Magazine voted it one of the 100 greatest English-language novels since 1923 (which it did), but instead, I’ll tell you that it has a giant blue guy who split himself in two to give his girlfriend a threesome and a vigilante in an ink blot mask who burns a child molester alive. Yeah. Suck on that X-Men.

Watch the original Smashing Pumpkins-tastic trailer here

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