Miley Cyus Is Single As Well

Look, if I’m Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son and I’m rich as hell and have abs, I’m not really sure why I’d talk to Miley Cyrus other than to ask her where her hot friends are. Patrick Schwarzenegger was rubbing against all kinds of hot vagina in Cabo last month, and let’s be honest. Why wouldn’t he? Please remember that he’s been dating Miley Cyrus.

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger appeared to be mending their relationship after going through a tough time last month, but a source confirms to PEOPLE the couple have broken up.  “It’s not a break,” says a source close to the couple. “It’s done.”  By all accounts, the split is amicable. (Reps did not immediately respond for comment.)  “They’re just in two different places in their lives – he’s in college and she’s focused on her music and career,”

There’s only so many times you can walk in on your girlfriend smoking weed and twerking instead of shaving her armpits and taking her medication. Maybe 4/20 was just too much for Patrick. I’m sure Miley is a sweet girl and would lick your ass while she’s blowing you, but at some point you’d have to look up and see her face. Some things just aren’t worth it.

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Patrick Schwarzenegger Probably Cheated On Miley Cyrus

Look, I’m slowly dying from food poisoning right now, so please understand that downloading and editing Miley Cyrus pics is a testament to my resolve and inner fortitude. The only question I have about this is why it hadn’t happened sooner.

Patrick Schwarzenegger might be taking a wrecking ball to his relationship with Miley Cyrus … as he got very close with some OTHER chick in Cabo this weekend. The timing of this is pretty odd … considering Patrick and Miley just went out to dinner last week with Patrick’s mother, Maria Shriver. It’s also possible this girl is just a friend … though “friends” don’t usually do body shots off one another. Then again, when Miley is your girlfriend, something like this is probably no big deal. Patrick seemed pretty chill about everything in this Instagram shot.

I don’t even have to look at this chick to know she’s hotter than Miley Cyrus, because if her ass weighs at least two pounds then Patrick has already upgraded and should be seeking this chick’s hand in marriage or for a handjob. To his credit, he’s trying to put out the fire on Twitter, but he’s dad had a secret Mexican kid with the maid, so you never know what the deal might be with these guys.

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He Hasn’t Found His Dad’s HGH



Patrick Schwarzenegger was leaving a yoga studio in LA yesterday, and unless he’s chewing Winstrol, it doesn’t look like he found his dad’s bunker of steroids. In related news, people ask me why I do yoga fives times week. I don’t know if you can tell in these pictures or not, but it’s really good for the skin.

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