Pascal Craymer In Lingerie & Links

Lindsey Wixson got topless for a shoot  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Let’s catch up with Leonardo DiCaprio‘s latest piece  [  Dlisted   ]

Caitlyn Jenner peed in the Trump Tower  [  The Superficial   ]

Padma Lakshmi wore this dress   [  The Nip Slip  ]

Kelly Ripa is insane  [  Cele|bitchy  ]

Elle Fanning is talkie butt selfies now  [  Popoholic  ]

Carole Radziwill explains why she’s crazy  [  Reality Tea  ]

Kendall Jenner is also insane (VIDEO)  [  Fishwrapper  ]

Alessandra Ambrosio went to Pinkberry  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Andreea Diaconu wore lingerie for Etam  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Sara Sampaio did Maxim  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

More Pascal Craymer  [ IDLYITW  ]

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Pascal Craymer Is A Brand New Day

While I was editing these pictures of Pascal Craymer doing whatever it is she’s doing here, my correspondents in the field sent word that the dark cloud of faux feminism and slighted grinding asses has finally been lifted from our nation. In an emergency Twitter summit, Taylor Swift was the first to call for the laying down of arms. Although critics of this proposed truce say it’s a bad deal and Taylor said sorry just for show.

I thought I was being called out. I missed the point, I misunderstood, then misspoke. I’m sorry, Nicki.

Nicki Minaj, battle weary and tired of the bloodshed and her mentions, gracefully accepted her enemy’s unconditional surrender.

That means so much Taylor, thank you.  

I’ve always loved her. Everyone makes mistakes. She gained so much more respect from me. Let’s move on.

Although this is cause for celebration, it is also time for reflection. Reflection for those brave souls that we lost. Katy Perry, this war’s Pat Tillman, dove thumbs first into the fray with no regard for herself or punctuation, and was immediately KIA by friendly grammar fire. Then Nicki poured gas over the body and cleansed it in a ceremonial fire. In closing, let’s all heal as a nation. Get on board. Do your business around the country. Fly and enjoy America’s great destination spots. Get down to Disney World in Florida. Take your families and enjoy life, the way we want it to be enjoyed. And keep the events of 7/21 close in your mind. Stay vigilant. Because some dumb ass Twitter shit could pop off at any time. #neverforget

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Pascal Craymer Says Namaste, Links

Rita Ora slipped out  (NSFWTaxi Driver Movie

Kendall Jenner‘s legs are ridiculous  Popoholic

Jon Hamm and his penis are single  Dlisted

Tom Selleck is a Bond villain   The Superficial

Miley Cyrus did this  Hollywood Tuna

Charlotte McKinney got hacked (NSFWDrunkenStepfather

Christina Milan looks cold  The Nip Slip

Neelia Moore is hot as hell Celebslam

Ben Affleck probably banged Margot Robbie Moe Jackson

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Pascal Craymer Is New Here

To be honest, I don’t know who Pascal Craymer is. At first I thought she had something to do with projective geometry, but I dug a little deeper and WENN told me that,  “Ex-TOWIE star Pascal Craymer enjoys the sunshine at Chalkwell Beach in Essex”. Although I didn’t know what three words in that sentence meant, I understood that she was in a bikini and has big boobs. I feel that’s a very good starting point that I try to incorporate into my everyday life.

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