Paris Jackson, 19, Is Dating A 38-Year-Old

OMG!! New pic!! Paris and Trevor @parisjackson @trevordonovan #parisjackson #trevordonovan

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Paris Jackson really shouldn’t have daddy issues, because her real father is probably still alive, but she’s dating Trevor Donovan who used to be on 90210. He’s 38. At least Brian Austin Green got to bang Megan Fox and the white dude with the perm got to be in those Sharknado movies. Trevor Donovan is dating the chick who works in the kale juice bar in Inman Park. The one with the armpit hair. 

 

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Paris Jackson Is 16 And Pregnant
Paris Jackson Is 16 And Pregnant

 

Her “dad” prefers 12 and molested.  ZING! Ooohh sick burn, Todd. Sick burn.

Pregnancy rumors are surrounding Michael Jackson’s 16-year-old daughter Paris today after paps caught her on a dinner date sporting what looked like a baby bump. A source was quoted by the Daily Star newspaper as saying: “I saw her at dinner and she twice made a toast drinking water instead of wine. That and the prominent stomach bulge got people talking.” News that the troubled star may be expecting her first child comes just days after she was reportedly spotted looking at engagement rings with her supposed boyfriend. 

Paris Jackson attempted suicide  14 months ago, so I’m sure bringing a baby into the world will fix all that. All of her childhood issues and mental health problems will vanish as soon as the she sees the baby. Because babies are precious blessings from Jesus who should never be killed before they’ve had the chance to turn 18 and join the military so they can die over there the way Jesus wanted.

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Paris Jackson Attempted Suicide Because She Wasn’t Allowed To Go To A Marilyn Manson Concert
Paris Jackson Attempted Suicide Because She Wasn’t Allowed To Go To A Marilyn Manson Concert

 

With a meat cleaver and painkillers. Seems like pretty reasonable response to hearing the word "no". The Sun reports:

MICHAEL Jackson’s daughter Paris attempted suicide after a blazing family row over going to a Marilyn Manson concert, it was claimed last night. The 15-year-old is said to have “flipped out” and screamed at a relative who stopped her seeing the shock rocker. She locked herself in her room, then reportedly cut her arm with a cleaver and took an overdose of painkillers. It is claimed she left a note and rang a suicide hotline.

Paris Jackson is a reminder that females start out as regular human beings until that first egg drops then shit just gets out of hand. Can't go to a concert? Think of the most overdramatic tantrum possible and ride it out until you get all the attention. Seems about right. I'm beginning to think unfertilized eggs are actual people because they obviously make the person hear voices.

 

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Paris Jackson Tried To Kill Herself
Paris Jackson Tried To Kill Herself

 

#whitepeopleproblems TMZ reports:

Paris Jackson was rushed to the hospital early Wednesday morning, and sources tell us it was a suicide attempt. Paris was taken out of her Calabasas family house on a stretcher at around 2 AM and taken by ambulance to a nearby hospital. The 911 call came in at 1:27 AM.  We're told the caller reported a possible overdose, although a source connected to the emergency response said there were multiple cuts on one of her wrists.

Not really sure why she would try to kill herself, because if I was a white girl with blue eyes and the world didn't seem to mind or notice that I said my father was a mega rich black guy who used to have an afro and could beat Jay-Z in a nose contest, I'd want to live as long as I could.

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