Pamela Anderson Gets Booed at Cannes

Pamela Anderson showed up two hours late to a photo call in Cannes to promote her shitty movie, Blonde and Blonder, and the photographers were so angry, they booed her when she arrived. Furthermore, she only stayed for a couple minutes before she took off. She had the following excuses for being so rude:

Anderson, who claimed she was suffering from a fever, was a late addition to the annual film gathering, after initially telling movie bosses she wouldn’t be attending Cannes this year. And she still wasn’t sure she had made the right decision when she arrived in the South of France. She told reporters, “Cannes is crazy, it’s silly. Even watching it on television this morning, seeing these people, it’s like the actors are prodded through like cattle.”

Listen, honey, you’re also “crazy” and “silly.” And about the “cattle” stuff … some would venture to call your ridiculous looking breasts “udders.” So maybe it’s not a good idea to use that language to insult Cannes. Just do what everyone else does and call the French smelly people with funny accents, and remind everyone that French chicks have hairy armpits. If that doesn’t work, suck everyone’s cocks. Works for me.


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Pamela Anderson Nip Slips Again

Pamela Anderson partied at The Palms in Vegas this weekend with whoever that guy is, and her nipple slipped out of her dress. She can’t help it, though. She has no feeling left in those tits since they’ve been sliced into more times than someone who pissed off O.J. Simpson. And I really don’t get the point of wearing strapless dresses unless it’s your mission to show everyone your nipples, or you think it’s cute to walk around pulling up your dress with your elbows in the air. Yay, it’s the Chicken Dance!


Update: It turns out my friend Austin knows who that guy is with Pam. Austin says this “super weird” guy calls himself “Animal” and he tries to promote his shitty clothing line to celebrities. “Animal” also wears eyeliner and does voice overs. He got tattooed at Austin’s shop and has since been back to visit Austin three times, each time claiming he’d never been there before. Austin says, “Way too many drugs for that dude.”

Yeah, and to think he’s still not the creepiest and most drugged out person Pam has (most likely) fucked.

Here she is back at home in Malibu on Mother’s Day looking like she lost her comb and needs about 3 years of sleep:

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