Here’s Outkast’s Full Coachella Set

 

After not appearing on stage together for over 10 years, Outkast reunited at Coachella and performed 27 songs much to the delight of stoned EDM white people with a vague understanding of who they were seeing. Kendall Jenner probably thought they were holograms. Coachella then immediately started selling fish and grits for $50. A side of pimp shit is $20 extra.

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Big Boi Had A Special Evening Planned. Then Got Arrested.

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Some lucky lady’s vagina escaped death this weekend after Outkast’s Big Boi was arrested in Miami. E! reports:

OutKast’s Big Boi is facing the music after being arrested in Miami on drug charges. So what exactly landed one half of the hip-hop group in the slammer? Ecstasy pills, MDMA powder, and illegally possessed Viagra, to boot. Oh yeah, and drug paraphernalia too. Police confirm that the rapper, whose real name is Antwan Patton, was booked Sunday in Miami with possession and intent to use. As of press time he was still behind bars. There has been no immediate comment from the rapper’s rep.

I hope none of you have to wonder why he had ecstasy and Viagra. That’s like peanut butter and jelly. You know, but for your dick.

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Andre 3000 Got Arrested

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Andre Benjamin (Andre 3000), one half of the legendary rap group, Outkast, was arrested outside of Atlanta on Saturday after his Porsche Carrera was clocked at 109 mph on I-75. 44 miles over the speed limit. AllHipHop reports:

According to a report by local ABC-affiliate WSB-TV Monday afternoon (March 30), the Grammy Award winning rapper/actor was arrested by a member of the Henry County Police Department’s Highway Enforcement of Aggressive Traffic Team early Saturday morning. The officer stated that he clocked Andre 3000, born Andre Benjamin, at 109 mph, 44 mph over the 65 mph speed limit along that stretch of I-75. Benjamin was arrested for the danger he posed to other drivers. “Traveling that fast along 75, you’re passing people as if they’re standing still,” explained Henry County Police Captain Jason Bolton. “It’s an accident waiting to happen.”

Man, he seems like he was in a hurry. You know what might help? The Millemuim Falcon. It made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.

And if you like fish and grits and all that pimp shit:

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