Here’s One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson With A Pile Of Weed
Here’s One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson With A Pile Of Weed

 

The Daily Mail wants you to believe that this is pretty shocking, but these pictures of One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson rolling up some weed in a London Soho hotel room with five chicks (more pics at the source), seems like a normal weeknight for a 23-year old member of a internationally popular boy band with an endless supply of money and pussy. This is basically like a normal dude watching Netflix and preparing for his fantasy draft. Also, everybody you know smokes weed or has smoked weed or will smoke weed. This might as well be a snapchat of Tomlinson putting together IKEA furniture. I’m just glad that I’m not 23 and in a boy band right now. Because the snapchat would include at least one dead groupie with a monkey on her shoulder. And the monkey would have shades on. Because a monkey with shades on is something I’d like to talk to if I was high.

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Two Dudes In One Direction Were Smoking Weed

 

If I was in One Direction I'd chase meth with heroin to get it over with faster, but here's a video of two of the dudes, Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson, apparently smoking weed in Peru. I'm just gonna call bullshit on this, because if they smoked weed, you'd expect their music to be a lot better. They're probably just smoking crushed up Peeps.

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Taylor Swift Isn’t Passive Aggressive At All

Hey, remember this dress that Taylor Swift looked kinda hot in at the 2013 AMAs on Sunday? As it turns out, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looked very hot in the same dress when she grinded on Harry Style's lap during a Glamour photoshoot this summer. E! News reports:

Taylor Swift made for one very glam golden girl at Sunday night's 2013 American Music Awards in her Julien Macdonald mini dress, but she wasn't the first leggy lady to rock the sexy look. Yep, before Swift walked the red carpet at the annual awards show in the glittering design, model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley stunned in the teeny-weeny number—with Swift's ex, no less! The British babe posed alongside Tay-Tay's former flame Harry Styles and the rest of the One Direction boys in the pages of Glamour's August 2013 issue in the strapless metallic number. Huntington-Whitely flaunted her cleavage with the frock's plunging neckline, but the singer took a more modest route, having a sheer illusion lining added that was sure to aid in the prevention of any unwanted wardrobe malfunctions.

Man what are the odds that Taylor Swift would wear the Puritan version of the dress that Harry Styles went home and masturbated to at the same event where she was sure Styles would see her? The only problem with Taylor Swift's master plan is that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's body look like THIS. Taylor Swift's body looks like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's body after it's been donated to science for two weeks.

 

 

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Taylor Swift Already Gave It Up To Harry Styles



A little over a month ago, high school junior Conor Kennedy dumped Taylor Swift because she was a smothering, codependent mess picking out table arrangements after their first date. And since she apparently confuses vagina secretions with undying, true love, she hooked up with a guy who appeared on her last album almost immediately. Now she’s fucking Harry Styles because she can’t seem to not pass the pussy out like Tic-Tacs. TMZ reports:

The canoodling has escalated to FULL ON PDA … with country music dating machine Taylor Swift HOLDING HANDS with One Direction singer Harry Styles as they arrived to her NYC hotel in the wee hours of Tuesday morning. 10:00 AM — Harry and Taylor left the same hotel moments ago, just minutes apart from each other.

Taylor. Slow it down, homey. Your vagina is gonna look like a chewed up pack of gum here in a minute. If you were a dog, none of the puppies in your litter would look alike. Seriously. It’s okay to be single for five minutes. Don’t worry. Breathe. We’ll all be here when you get back.

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Taylor Swift Is Dating An 18-Year Old From One Direction, Getting Death Threats



It hasn’t been a month since Conor Kennedy (also 18, and a highschool junior) dumped Taylor Swift for being too needy, so Taylor Swift has now projected her bottomless pit of need and insecurity onto another 18-year old. Harry Styles from the gay English boyband, One Direction. And since teenage girls are the most evil species in the world, Swift is now receiving death threats. Sugarscape reports:

“Taylor Swift was the special guest performer, and [here’s] a little inside scoop for you,” he said. “During rehearsals, Harry from One Direction came and slapped me on the back, and said, ‘Hey, Mario, how ya doing?’ And I said, ‘What are you doing here?’ And he sort of [pointed] toward Taylor. “So Taylor Swift and Harry from One Direction – you heard it here first. [They’re] officially hanging out, I can say that much.” Now it seems that SOME vile 1D ‘fans’ have threatened Swifto over the budding romance, with one user writing: ‘If u dating my harry, i kill u [sic]’ and another tweeting: ‘I’ll murder Taylor Swift. She will not date my Harry.’

Damn, how many proms does this bitch want to go to? And why does she seem to have a strict “not allowed to legally drink” policy? I’m no Dr, Phil, but she needs to date a guy who actually knows what to do with a clit and a vagina. If nothing else, it’ll keep her from making anymore albums about sleepovers and wine coolers or whatever the hell.

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