Eamon Sullivan is an Australian Olympic swimmer who blew his shot at gold medals in Bejing by losing in races in which he was favored (he finished 6th in one of those). He was dating fellow Australian swimmer, Stephanie Rice. Then America’s Michael Phelps won 8 gold medals. Eamon Sullivan is no longer dating Stephanie Rice. New York Post reports:
Phelps, fresh from shattering Mark Spitz’s 36-year-old record, was spotted Monday night in a hot make-out session with Down Under swimmer Stephanie Rice, a source tells The Post’s Clemente Lisi and Luke Dennehy. The pumped-up pair clinched and swapped spit at a celebratory bash outside the Olympic Village. The Baltimore Bullet swooped in for the lip-lock with the 20-year-old brunette just weeks after she split from Aussie swimmer Eamon Sullivan. “All the swimmers are talking about it, and [Sullivan] is cut up about what happened,” the source said. The day after the face-sucking frolics, Phelps and Rice cheekily posed together for Speedo – laughing and playfully groping each other as a photographer snapped them in their swimsuits. “I definitely admire him for his athletic ability and everything he’s achieved,” gushed Rice, who won three gold medals of her own. “I’m just really glad to be in the mix with that.”
I tried to think of a scenario where Michael Phelps could possibly kick more ass, but involved him carrying a trident, wearing an American flag as a cape, and flying into outer space on a giant eagle to thwart aliens from colonizing Earth. Some people thought that might a little unrealistic. But don’t kid yourselves. They’re coming. Oh yes, they’re coming. Wake up America!
Jennifer Lopez never ever disappoints when it comes to telling the world how great Jennifer Lopez is. And I have to admit, this time it’s pretty impressive. Even for me. You’ve been warned. As you read this, try not to punch a hole in the first thing you see. MSNBC reports:
Poor Jennifer Lopez. The new mom is training for a triathlon, but everyone is too busy watching the Olympics to notice. Lopez, who appeared on “Good Morning America” Aug. 18 to discuss her preparations for the Malibu Triathlon, was overheard saying after the segment that she “couldn’t understand why everyone is talking about that swimmer,” according to a GMA source. “She couldn’t come up with (eight-time gold-medal winner Michael) Phelps’ name, and then she yammered on about how she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not ‘the swimmer.'” Lopez is planning on donating money raised for her race to the Children’s Hospital of Los Angeles. To help drum up attention, she started a blog to share tips on training. “Touch up makeup prior to your run” hasn’t made its way into any posts, despite Lopez being spotted arriving in Central Park with her makeup artist later in the day. “Apparently, Jenny from the Block requires a lot of powder,” says the source.”
Yeah, Jennifer. Who cares to see the most decorated Olympian of all time make history when we can watch your fat ass putting on mascara and struggling to breathe during a triathalon you’ll never finish? Here’s a hint: Everyone. So shut the hell up and take a moment to finally realize that you only have a career because Selena got shot in the back. You suck and you’re completely irrelevant. The only way you’d be a lead story today is if you fell into a vat of chemicals and grew 50 feet then attacked a city.
Although she blew the U.S. Womens Gymnastics team’s chances for the gold last night, it might not be a good idea to bring that up if you happen to run into her. Being knocked unconscious isn’t as fun as it looks.
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The Olympics are here, but the women’s beach volleyball uniforms are not. I specifically asked for the “Naked and Nudity,” and all we got were these lousy “Thong and Bra” uniforms. The IOC really needs to step it up, so they only scored a butt[point]cheek today rather than a tit[point]ass. Better luck next time, slackers.