Olivia Culpo Dumped Tebow Because He Wouldn’t Bang Her

Tim Tebow and Olivia Culpo starting dating back in September. That’s like 70 days ago. Tebow really needs to stop listening to Jesus. Dude is not helping.

The former Miss USA, who was first reported to be seeing Tebow in early October, has told friends that she can’t deal with the famously abstinent star’s nookie-less lifestyle. “He was really into her,” a source close to the model told us, “he was sending her love letters and cute notes and professing his love for her.” “She had to break up with him because she just couldn’t handle it,” said our insider, “He still hits her up, but she just can’t deal with the sex thing. He’s pretty adamant about it, I guess.”

I’m not really buying that Jesus would let you look at this and not want you to immediately have sex with it. He already lied to Tebow about his chances of being a NFL quarterback, at least let the dude get some Miss USA ass.  And he’s already seen her naked (NSFW) unless Jesus turned Google’s safe search on. Don’t be a dick, Jesus.

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Olivia Culpo Did Galore, Links

Chelsea Handler has retired from topless selfies  [ The Superficial  ]

David Beckham is People‘s Sexiest Man Alive   [ Dlisted  ]

Kiera Weathers popped out on stage   (NSFW)   [ Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Christina Milian wore this to a Disney event   [ The Nip Slip  ]

The definitive “Miley Cyrus naked with a strap on” pic  (NSFW)  [  DrunkenStepfather  ]

A moment with Patricia Beck    [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Gigi Hadid is sad  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Justin Bieber wants $2K per selfie with him  [ The Blemish ]

Hey there, Krysten Ritter   [  Popoholic  ]

Ronda Rousey walk of shame  [ Celebslam ]

Holly Peers is the reason for the season    [  Egotastic  ]




photo credit = Galore Magazine

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Olivia Culpo Did Esquire Mexico

Olivia Culpo is supposedly dating Tim Tebow, so I don’t know how he feels about her shoot in Esquire Mexico. She doesn’t appear to be making a casserole while watching Fireproof in this these pics. Me? I feel pretty great about them. I also like the time Olivia Culpo got naked after her breakup with Nick Jonas. I much prefer that than bangs.

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Tim Tebow Is “Dating” Olivia Culpo
Tim Tebow Is “Dating” Olivia Culpo


“I wish God had a plan for my 47% career completion percentage.”


Tim Tebow, who still has faith in God and in the belief that he will be a NFL quarterback somebody despite both having evidence to the contrary, is reportedly “dating” Nick Jonas’ ex and girl-who-likes-to get-naked-after-breakups, Olivia Culpo. He was supposedly dating Janna Duggar after Jim Bob tried to arrange a marriage, but as it turns out, Tim Tebow said he never even met the bitch. So I guess he’s dating Olivia Culpo now, which I think makes the first time he’s scored during the regular season in 5 years.

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Olivia Culpo Passed Out At The Emmys
Olivia Culpo Passed Out At The Emmys


Apparently the Emmy red carpet was the mouth of Mount Doom yesterday, and since I assume Olivia Culpo (remember that time she was naked?) did a two week juice fast to fit into her dress, she fell over at the Emmys live on the air. Earlier reports from Nick Jonas’ PR team said she fainted over the sales of his latest album, but those were proven to the false.


Check the video below. Bitch, if Giuliana Rancic can manage to stand up, you can too.

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Labor Day Weekend Dump

Stay safe out there, kids. Enjoy your three day weekend and remember that unions are evil.

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Here’s The Rest Of Olivia Culpo Naked In Treats

So, on Tuesday we only had one pic of Olivia Culpo naked for Treats!, today we have the rest (NSFW). Not really sure why she’s getting naked now, but when a chick goes through a breakup, they usually cut their own bangs. Olivia chose to get naked in a magazine. There’s no losers here. Except maybe Nick Jonas. I’m pretty sure these pics will be downloaded more than his last album. I’m not factoring in the copies he has in his trunk, so my math may be a little off here.

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Olivia Culpo Got Naked For Treats (And Other Stuff)

The only thing I know about Olivia Culpo is that she won a Miss USA once and dated Nick Jonas before he found out he had to be gay and pawn his purity ring to sell album downloads (he only sold 182,000 in a year since Nick Jonas isn’t part of the gay agenda). Today, Olivia Culpo taught me that a magazine called Treats exists by posing naked in it. Treats wants you to pay $30 to see the rest of the pics, but since the pics don’t come with a blowjob and I don’t know how to pull the rest off, you can see three more here. The rest of the gallery is all our Instagram favorites who have put up new shit since the last time I made them link posts. I also looked up dryer parts while I was doing that because my dryer is broken. I won’t apologize for my my life being so fascinating.

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Why Didn’t Anybody Tell Me?



I had to live tweet the MTV Movie Awards so I missed the Miss USA pageant, but if I had known that Miss Rhode Island Olivia Culpo existed, I would have called in a bomb threat to wherever they have the MTV Movie Awards. Because, well, goddamn. Brunette, skinny, hot, and likes to be in a bikini. Sold. Plus she’s only 20, so she has like what? At least four good years left? Five tops. By the time I get bored, she’ll be aged out. It’s perfect when you step back and think about it.

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