Adrianne Curry Got Naked On Instagram Finally
Adrianne Curry Got Naked On Instagram Finally

 

We all knew it was only a matter of time before Adrianne Curry took all her clothes then took a picture then posted it somewhere, so I’m happy she did it today, because as we’ve all seen, today has been missionary sex while there’s a load of laundry in the dryer. Anyway, you can see the NSFW pic here. Not sure what’s up with her spine, though. I hope she gets that checked out.

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Hey, It’s Charisma Carpenter Naked
Hey, It’s Charisma Carpenter Naked

 

So, I’m not going to take up a lot of your timer here with unnecessary text, because the point of this post is that Charisma Carpenter is naked. And you can see the NSFW version here.  You can also see my penis from space.

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I Guess I Should Post Those Scout Willis Topless Pics
I Guess I Should Post Those Scout Willis Topless Pics

 

Scout Willis posted topless pictures of herself walking around NYC yesterday (you can see the hi-res NSFW versions here and here) because something about an Instagram policy about nipples or something like that. I don't know. I think it was about nipples, because 22-year old, rich white girls like raging against stuff that doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things like public nipples, gluten free cookies, and dolphins. But she's right. That's why shows like Teen Mom and Girls Gone Wild and porn are so beneficial to our society. They teach women to be empowered and not exploited and not to let their lives be dictated by what the patriachy says, because…no, wait. Let me start over.

 

 

Scout Willis Topless

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Rihanna Did Lui. Naked.

Hi, everyone! How is everyone doing this fine Wednesday morning? Good? Great. Glad to hear it. What was that, Jessica? Wow, that's great news! But hey, does everybody remember Rihanna being naked on all fours in front of a camera earlier this month? Turns out she was doing a photoshoot for Lui. And it also turns out the issue has been released and Rihanna posted all the pics on Twitter. Thanks, Rihanna! You're the best!

 

NOTE: This gallery is NSFW. Especially if your boss is uptight and has a problem with titties.

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Candice Swanepoel Had A Happy Easter
Candice Swanepoel Had A Happy Easter

 

Candice Swanepoel is the closest thing to physical perfection the Earth has to offer, so when she gets naked on Instagram (see NSFW version here), I'm contractually and morally obligated to post it. Why can't this be the body of Christ? I'd eat that. I mean, figuratively of course.

 

pic source = Instagram

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Alexandra Daddario Got Naked For Vanity Fair
Alexandra Daddario Got Naked For Vanity Fair

 

You wanna know how great True Detective is? "Alexandra Daddario topless" is like the 6th best thing that happened in season 1. Maybe the 7th. I guess she realized that and decided to get completely naked for Vanity Fair. I could keep typing, or you can look at the NSFW photo here. You're welcome. What? Oh, stop it. You're making me blush.

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Demi Lovato And Fes Have Leaked Naked Pics

As the headline clearly points out, Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama took pics of themselves sexin and now they're online. Sucks for them, cool for all of you I guess. Demi Lovato is a violent cokehead and a cutter, but at least she understands how to keep her man happy. Gold star for Demi. I could lie and say these aren't kinda hot, but I just want to tell the girl in Santa Monica who stopped me for my autograph because she thought I was Wilmer Valderrama, that this isn't me. I wasn't Wilmer Valderrama that time either, dummy.

 

Note: The last pic is very NSFW (i.e. titties)

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Who Wants To See Kendall Jenner’s Nipples?

Kendall Jenner was playing with dolls and drinking from a sippy cup like three years ago, but here she is walking the runway at Marc Jacobs during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week. And those are her nipples. I assume people think this might be hot, but all I see is a chick who still probably holds her nose when she takes a shot. I can't get down with that. I mean, I guess I can understand why this happened. Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney are all old now and can't get the attention they used to. This is probably the only way Kris Jenner can achieve orgasm.

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Taylor Momsen Is Naked On Her New Album Cover
Taylor Momsen Is Naked On Her New Album Cover

 

Taylor Momsen was Cindy Lou in The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, but then she discovered eyeliner and Tumblr, and has tried to be rich white girl edgy ever since. Now she's the lead singer of a shitty band called The Pretty Reckless (ooh it has two meanings!) and they have a new album called "Going To Hell" coming out. And, uhhh, this is the album cover. It's a picture of a naked Taylor Momsen with a tattoo pointing to her crack. So she's bad at anal? I don't get it. See the NSFW version HERE. You know, if that's your thing, weirdo.

 

pic source = Twitter

 

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Sooo…Kim Kardashian Has This Purse Now

I'm not sure if this was a Christmas gift from Kanye or not, but Kim Kardashian has a new purse with two chicks scissoring on it while another chick watches. At least I think it's a purse. Miley Cyrus might call it the storyboards for her next video.

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