Here’s The Rest Of Rita Ora Topless For ‘Lui’
Here’s The Rest Of Rita Ora Topless For ‘Lui’


Good news: Rita Ora topless was a thing people really wanted to see. I was unaware. Better news: Here’s the rest of the pics. There’s like 12 more, but if you cut some up and reassemble them, you’ll have a naked Rita Ora you can call your very own. How great would that be? I bet that would be pretty great. Ok, maybe not great because you’ll have printed this pictures out and cut them up and taped them together, so that means you probably need some sort of psyciatic treatment or something else to do with your time that doesn’t make you look like a serial killer. Wait. I’m sorry. I don’t want to serial killer shame anyone. That was not my intent.


Again, these are very NSFW. I feel like I’ve mentioned this before. 

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Here’s Rita Ora Topless For ‘Lui’
Here’s Rita Ora Topless For ‘Lui’


I guess Rita Ora topless is something we should have expected since she was in a bikini for like four months. We should have also expected that Terry Richardson would be the one to shoot this, because naked chicks is like his thing. Rihanna is probably mad. (NSFW


You can out the NSFW version below if you’re still reading this and don’t understand how all this works. 

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Kanye West Dick Pics Are On The Way Now
Kanye West Dick Pics Are On The Way Now


You don’t need me to tell you this, but Kanye West lost his damn mind on Twitter yesterday on January, 17th of all, 2016. Shortly after, his soul was snatched out of his body when Amber Rose checked her mentions and saw where Kanye, filled with peace and positive energy, informed Wiz Khalifah that “you let a stripper trap you”  [ tweet redacted ].  The lack of self awareness  aside, Kanye probably didn’t realize all the other strippers he sent dick pics to also have Twitter accounts. 


Last chance for popcorn:
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Bristol Palin Is Mad About Something Again
Bristol Palin Is Mad About Something Again


When not getting accidentally pregnant or taking selfies, Bristol Palin likes to write on her blog about stuff that upsets her, like Obama. And science.  There’s nothing about her brother though. She’s probably just editing it. In the meantime, she’s mad at Tina Fey for clowning her mom on SNL. 

I may be biased, but I think my mom trumps her in the looks department. (Especially for having three more kids and seven more years on Tina!) Saturday Night Live and Fey have been clinging to this impersonation a little too long. It’s getting pathetic. Its been 7 years! Are they desperate for content?  Or just desperate for viewers?

I guess we can debate on who is more pathetic or desperate for viewers in this scenario, considering Bristol is just a last name away from being on Maury. Is that show still on? I hope it’s still on. It was great. Also, it seems Bristol thinks her mom is prettier than Tina Fey. I’m sure that would be true if nobody had ever heard Sarah Palin say words. Ponies are pretty but that doesn’t necessarily mean I want to stick my dick in one. I’d have to get to know them first. What are their interests? What do they like to do for fun? Do they like their Indian food not to be really spicy? Stuff like that. It’s rare in our society for two people to get to know each other.



#tbt Rosie Jones. Prettier than everyone mentioned here including the ponies (NSFW):


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Hey, It’s Kate Hudson Naked In A Bathtub
Hey, It’s Kate Hudson Naked In A Bathtub




I really don’t know what Kate Hudson is known for really, being Goldie Hawn’s kid? Almost Famous? She tried like every movie genre and none of them really stuck did they? Her ass sticks, though. Her gorgeous white girl ass. Apparently this picture was taken and posted on Instagram in November by her assistant for Winter Storm Nick Jonas. I guess we’re all just finding out about it now. And that’s ok. Don’t beat yourselves up. It’s nobody’s fault.


I’ve feel like I’ve said too much. Here’s Kate Hudson naked in a bathtub:

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Irina Shayk Got Naked For Jeans
Irina Shayk Got Naked For Jeans




Irina Shayk is naked in a new campaign for Givenchy jeans, so I looked them up and the cheapest ones I could find online were $400. That’s probably she couldn’t afford a shirt. I don’t think it’s an ad insinuating that you can have sex with a model if you buy these jeans at all.


See the NSFW ad below, then go to Old Navy maybe.
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Charlotte McKinney. Wet T-Shirt.
Charlotte McKinney. Wet T-Shirt.


Too many people we like have died recently, and I guess Charlotte McKinney knew that and has decided to ease our suffering. She’s great. Totally going places. Not really, but I appreciate the effort. Especially the shoot she did with Tyler Kandel. Sorry. We’re all busy people. I won’t waste any more of your time. 


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Put Your Boobs Away, Hilary Duff

Ugh, you’re a mother, Hilary. Think of the children. Won’t you think of the children? Actually, let’s not think about children right now because Hilary Duff went on The Today Show with her nipples hanging out. I shouldn’t have to warn you that some of these are NSFW. I also shouldn’t have to warn you that you’re still thinking about children. What the hell wrong with you? So gross. 

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Candice Swanepoel Naked For VS & Links
Candice Swanepoel Naked For VS & Links


More “pretty great breasts” from the Golden Globes  [   The Superficial   ]

Jemma Lucy took a walk on the beach like this (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

The Crocs Twitter account tried to “honor” David Bowie, failed  [  Dlisted   ]

Lady Gaga‘s nipple for V Magazine (NSFW)  [   DrunkenStepfather  ]

Probably every single chick from the Golden Globes  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

U of M’s Delta Gamma sorority recruitment video is a white girl fantasy   [  The Blemish  ]

A moment with Paige Reifler  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Gigi Hadid is busting out everywhere  [  Popoholic  ]

Hilary Duff in this dress  [  Moe Jackson  ]



Check out the NSFW version below. Candice Swanepoel is a great American.
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Abigail Ratchford Finally Got Topless
Abigail Ratchford Finally Got Topless


We can sit here and debate the merits of wall calendars and why Abigail Ratchford is famous all day if you want, but she has a 2016 calendar and this pic is in it. So why don’t you look at that now instead of having to wait until you have to take your car to that mechanic your brother-in-law knows. What’s that noise? You should really get tht checked out. Trying to help you out here, dude. There’s really no need for your attitude right now to be honest. 


Topless = NSFW. See? You don’t even appreciate what I do for you. 

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