Marc Jacobs Accidentally Posted A Naked DM On Regular Instagram

It’s unclear if this is part of the gay agenda or not, but fashion designer Marc Jacobs accidentally posted his ass and dick (just the tip!) on Instagram last night then quickly deleted it. Much like in the same way Lindsey Graham will delete his browser history after downloading this pic.

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Leave Chrissy Teigen’s Nipple Alone

W Magazine had Chrissy Teigen in for a topless photoshoot, and when she posted the pic on Instagram, Instagram immediately lost their shit. It’s been deleted four times since, because if anything is a danger to America, it’s a nipple. Look, if we weren’t so sacred of nipples, maybe Bristol Palin would have a better understanding of how people get pregnant and maybe Josh Duggar could inappropriately touch himself to this, instead of a 5-year old (Sorry, Chrissy).  Also, actual songs have been written about Chrissy Teigen’s nipples. I think that should pretty much void any Instagram policy.

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Rose McGowan Got Fired By Her Agent Because Of Adam Sandler

 Last week, Rose McGowan posted a casting note she received for the upcoming Adam Sandler project.  The note was really wordy and could have saved time by just saying, “let us see dem titties”. Yesterday, she got fired by her agent. We could talk about how fucked up Hollywood is, but the gallery I used for this post is Rose McGowan at the 1998 MTV Video Music Awards (NSFW). You’ll probably barely even notice Marilyn Manson. 

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Wow, Look. It’s Miley Cyrus Naked

Brace yourselves, Miley Cyrus got naked for Paper Magazine. This might be kinda interesting if Miley Cyrus wouldn’t agree to get naked on a Waffle House menu. Anyway, here’s Miley being naked and weird because omg you guys she’s so edgy now. I’ve seen crime scene photos that got me harder than this.

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Chelsea Handler Is Topless Again For Some Reason
Chelsea Handler Is Topless Again For Some Reason

I honestly don’t know why Chelsea Handler wants to show her boobs all the time. Like she did in this picture that she posted on Twitter and Instagram then immediately deleted. I guess she’s convinced herself that she’s making some kind of political statement about patriarchal censorship or whatever, but call me when Kelly Brook wants to make a political statement. I’ll wear that rubber bracelet and change my FB profile picture. In the meantime, here’s Chelsea Handler’s tits for the millionth time if you’re into that sorta thing. I honestly don’t know why you would be. If I can’t talk you out of it, you can see the NSFW pic here.

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Courtney Stodden’s “Stolen” Sex Tape Sure Looks Professional
Courtney Stodden’s “Stolen” Sex Tape Sure Looks Professional

If you were somehow under the impression that Courtney Stodden had her sex tape stolen and was left with no other choice but to sell it to Vivid and be just another victim of the patriarchy’s subjugation of women, awww bless your little heart. You’re sweet *pats your head*. Another great theory is that she had this professionally made then sold it to Vivid, but she can’t say that because she can’t tarnish her reputation that has been above reproach so far. Hey, America. Grown women make sex tapes then sell them to make money. We’re not in Jamestown anymore. So, if you want to see the trailer for Courtney Uncovered: The Courtney Stodden Sex Tape, click on that link for the trailer. If you want to see Courtney Uncovered: In A Landfill In Vegas, you’re gonna have for the eventual Lifetime movie. If you wanna see screenshots of the sex tape courtesy of Vivid, check them out after the jump below. Not that I have to tell you this, but NSFW, homey. They’re NSFW.

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Hey, Here’s Lindsay’s Nipple
Hey, Here’s Lindsay’s Nipple

In 2006, I probably would have posted this picture of Lindsay Lohan’s nipple  if I was flying into a mountain on a Germanwings plane, now not so much. To be honest, I’m actually just trying to get this out of the way so I post other stuff. But if you want to see a boob more than you’ve seen your own, click HERE . Good times.

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Here’s The Stars of ’50 Shades Of Grey’ Naked

I’m not exactly sure why you would be, but if you can’t wait to see Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson naked in 50 Shades of Grey, they got naked for the March 2015 issue of W Magazine. And thanks to the good people over at ONTD, here’s some scans. Scans of Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson naked. Just wanted to make that clear. A few of these are very NSFW. Also, shouldn’t “Dakota Johnson” be the name of a dude porn star and shouldn’t “Jamie Dornan” be the name of a chick who just ordered new Uggs? This entire movie is confusing to me.

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Micaela Schaefer Says Good Morning, Links (NSFW)

Amanda Holden is very cold  (NSFWTaxi Driver Movie

Madonna‘s new video debuted on Snapchat   Dlisted

Brian Williams is your new Chris Kyle   The Superficial

Miss Spain spends a lot on eyebrows   Hollywood Tuna

Kim Kardashian is naked innn yawwwwwnnn (NSFW)  Drunken Stepfather

Sarah Hyland is pretty cute   Popoholic

This is what Iggy Azalea’s ass really looks like    Celebslam

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Bai Ling Continues Not To Care In 2015 As Well

Bai Ling was seen in the last moth of 2014 simply walking around not caring. Twice. She rung in the new year still not caring at a NYE party. This is what she did at a NYE party. Bai Ling walked in like, “Hey, look here.  These are my tits and I’m gonna just keep em out the whole night if that’s cool and if you wanna take pics and sell them to Getty all good. ” These are the pics. Not that I need to tell you this, because you’re smart people, but some of these are NSFW.

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