Kim Kardashian Wants You Know She Doesn’t Wax Her Kid’s Eyebrow
Kim Kardashian Wants You Know She Doesn’t Wax Her Kid’s Eyebrow

 

Since she's part Kardashian, North West has a lifetime of laser hair removal treatments and Veet parties ahead of her, so when Kim Kardashian posted this pic of her on Instagram, many people thought that baby North had already met her first Vietnamese lady. Kim did not like the insinuation.

"Do people really think I would wax my daughter's eyebrows so young?" Kim asked. "Come on, I'd wait until she's at least 2 1/2!"

A minute later, she added: "I'm kidding!!! It's pretty sick for people to insinuate that I would wax my daughter's eyebrows. They are thick, natural, and amazing!" – See more at: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/12/kim-kardashian-slams-north-west-eyebrow-waxing-rumor-as-sick/#sthash.MOm08ojD.dpuf

"Do people really think I would wax my daughter's eyebrows so young?" Kim asked. "Come on, I'd wait until she's at least 2 1/2!" A minute later, she added: "I'm kidding!!! It's pretty sick for people to insinuate that I would wax my daughter's eyebrows. They are thick, natural, and amazing!"

You know what else is sick? Letting your mom convince you that the only way you can stop being Paris Hilton's brown friend with the huge ass is to take a load in mouth on camera from Brandy's little brother. Basically, you should never put anything past a Kardashian. Ever. Especially since theor ratings are falling faster that Lindsay Lohan's T-cell count. If you see Kendall Jenner doing anal with a horse during halftime at the Superbowl you should be totally expecting that.

"Do people really think I would wax my daughter's eyebrows so young?" Kim asked. "Come on, I'd wait until she's at least 2 1/2!"

A minute later, she added: "I'm kidding!!! It's pretty sick for people to insinuate that I would wax my daughter's eyebrows. They are thick, natural, and amazing!" – See more at: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/12/kim-kardashian-slams-north-west-eyebrow-waxing-rumor-as-sick/#sthash.MOm08ojD.dpuf

"Do people really think I would wax my daughter's eyebrows so young?" Kim asked. "Come on, I'd wait until she's at least 2 1/2!"

A minute later, she added: "I'm kidding!!! It's pretty sick for people to insinuate that I would wax my daughter's eyebrows. They are thick, natural, and amazing!" – See more at: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/12/kim-kardashian-slams-north-west-eyebrow-waxing-rumor-as-sick/#sthash.MOm08ojD.dpuf

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Kim Kardashian Really Has This Whole Mom Thing Down

Here's Kim Kardashian pushing Baby Yeezus in a stroller in Manhattan yesterday. I tried to find someone that looked more confused pushing something, but I couldn't find a picture of a caveman trying to push the iOS7 update.

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Kim And Kanye Are Trying To Pretend That ‘North West’ Doesn’t Mean ‘North West’
Kim And Kanye Are Trying To Pretend That ‘North West’ Doesn’t Mean ‘North West’

 

As soon Kim Kardashian and Kanye West officially released the name of their child (during Game 7 of the NBA Finals, LOL), the Internet did their job by relentlessly tearing the obvious and novelty name to shreds. Because, well, "North West" is stupid. It's like Alicia Keys naming her child "The Black". And since Kris Jenner gets Google Alerts sent directly to the brain she keeps in her private vault at E!, "sources" are now attempting to backtrack and tell us that "North" is a deep metaphor meant to enscapsulate the love of a couple who never see each other. Ok.  TMZ reports:

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were not inspired by a compass when they named their kid North … fact is, the name's more inspirational than directional. Sources close to K & K tell TMZ  … they chose the name North because they see it as a metaphor for "up", telling friends, "What's North of North? Nothing."  Translation … nothing better. We're told the duo believes baby North is their highest point together as a couple … the pinnacle of the relationship … and they consider her their "North Star." Kinda sweet. Almost makes ya feel bad for mocking it, right?

Bullshit. Can we all agree this is bullshit? Ok, good. Because this would be a sweet, believable story if the two parents involved could actually feel love for another human being besides themselves. A more believable reason is this one: Anna Wintour suggested the name and Kim agreed in the hopes she'll eventually land a Vogue cover that Wintour has stated she'll never get unless Wintour died. I'm really surprised at this point that Kim didn't let corporations bid for naming rights.

 

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The Kid’s Name Is North West. There’s A Person Now Named North West
The Kid’s Name Is North West. There’s A Person Now Named North West

 

Because she probably realized it was stupid and wanted to mitigate someof the "WTF?!", Kris Jenner leaked Kim and Kanye's baby's name to TMZ during Game 7 of the NBA Finals last night. So, it's not Kaidence nor Klementine. It's something surprisingly much worse.

…..NORTH WEST … TMZ has learned. Seriously, that's the kid's name … according to the birth certificate from Cedars-Sinai hospital.
There were rumors floating around a few months ago that Kim and Kanye West might give the baby a directional name … but who thought they would actually go through with it?

Kim actually went on Leno last month and swore this wasn't the baby's name, but when E! and your mom pay you to lie, I guess we should have seen this coming. Not only did this announcement cost Northwestern University millions in potential enrollment revenue, there's now a kid alive on the Earth right now with a novelty name whose father believes he's God and whose mom was forced to make a sex tape because her grandma wanted to be on television. Her life will be considered a success if she gets her own stage at a strip club called "The North Pole".

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