Billy Ray Cyrus Is Emily Post

Mr. Manners and impending divorcee Billy Ray Cyrus got all huffy when asked about his split. Us Weekly reports:

The country star and father to Miley flipped out during a Friday radio interview on WCOL’s Woody and the Wake-Up Call — when host Woody Johnson asked about his headline-making split from Tish, his wife of 17 years.

“I have to ask you because you are a celebrity and we’ve all heard,” Johnson said. “Your marriage is going?”

Instantly flustered, Cyrus, 49, replied, “Oh man. You know what bud? Woody Johnson. Woody Johnson. God bless America, God bless our troops. Woody Johnson, look at you.”

As the “Achy Breaky Heart” singer cut the interview short and stormed off, Johnson tried to apologize.

“Oh I ain’t mad at you,” Cyrus claimed. “Have a good day, brother.”

Off-mic, Cyrus can be heard sniping, “It’s very rude.”


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This Headline Has No Words For This

Not that THIS (!!!) wasn’t bad enough, Miley Cyrus’ NINE year old sister is now on Youtube singing “Smack That” while a bunch of adults stand around in a circle and watch her. Um, what does she want me to smack exactly? In her version is she begging me to take her to Chuck E. Cheese and play Whack-A-Mole? Because if not, the FBI needs to raid this place riding on bengal tigers with lasers for eyes.

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Billy Ray Cyrus Is A Great Parent

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