It’s hard sometimes to defend Hollywood from conservatives when they make shit like xXx: Return of Xander Cage. Why are the two x’s lowercase? So people won’t think it’s a porn? And why is Vin Diesel still allowed to be in movies? I think that’s why Paul Walker died. He just wanted to escape. And why does Nina Dobrev still keep her agent? Look at her. Does that face look like it should be movie that has a colon in the title and Vin Diesel riding a wave on a motorcycle on the poster? No. No it does not. Are we just going to sit idly by while this happens? Did we not learn anything from Obama’s speech last night?
I’m trying to think of literally anything else besides this shit show of an election right now, so here’s Nina Dobrev at the 2016 European Music Awards. She seems like fun and is painfully hot in a bikini, which is more than I can say about your political commentary on Facebook. Cool meme, bro. That really opened my mind and made me question everything I thought was true. Keep fighting the good fight.
People in Los Angeles make any excuse to have a red carpet, so here’s Nina Dobrev‘s hot ass at the ASPCA’s Los Angeles Benefit. I’m serious about the hot ass thing. No, seriously. These dogs don’t even know. Nina Dobrev has her tongue out right in your face, dummy. Why are you just sitting there. Jesus, you’re so stupid. A cat would’ve hit that by now.
Julianne Hough is on vacation in Idaho, and although I’m not sure why anyone would vacation in Idaho, Nina Dobrev is also there, and Idaho is the place where somebody too pictures of their naked ass for Instagram. So shoutout to Idaho. I guess it’s kind hard to see, but we know what Julianne Hough’s ass looks like. And we know what Nina Dobrev’s hot ass looks like, so figure the rest out. I have a rule against eating at buffets. You get where I’m going with this, don’t be dumb.
Scott Eastwood and Nina Dobrev are keeping it casual as one does.
The former Vampire Diaries star, 27, has been casually hanging out with actor Scott Eastwood, 30, a source tells PEOPLE exclusively. “They’re flirty and have been spending some time together,” says the source, who adds that it’s “not serious.”…On Saturday, the duo were spotted partying together at Neon Carnival (sponsored by Levi’s, Re/Done and Tequila Don Julio) with friends including Derek Hough and Josh Hutcherson.
It’s been a good year for Scott Eastwood. Suicide Squad looks pretty good so far and he was just cast as Paul Walker’s human replacement in Fast 8 because he’s probably cheaper than CGI. Now he’s banging Nina Dobrev. Who just got out of a relationship. And who looks like this in a bikini. And who looks like this in a dress. You know what, fuck Scott Eastwood. I don’t even know why I started this post.
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Nina Dobrev and Austin Stowell are no more. A source close to the Vampire Diaries star confirms to ET that the two have split after seven months of dating. Dobrev was spotted out and about Super Bowl weekend without Stowell, mostly solo.
Too bad. Breakups are always sad. What’s probably even more sad is that the only time I ever saw her at the Starbucks on Ponce I always had my girlfriend with me. Not cool, God. Why did you forsake me in such a way?
Arianny Celeste in a bikini. You wan it. [ The Superficial ]
Somebody told Alicia Vikander this dress was a good idea [ Dlisted ]
Kendall Jenner in tight leather [ Popoholic ]
Alexandra Daddario‘s bra is struggling [ DrunkenStepfather ]
Daniela Lopez Osorio. Good lawd. [ Hollywood Tuna ]
I live in Atlanta and didn’t know this. I wish I didn’t now. [ Reality Tea ]
Doutzen Kroes wore this dress [ Moe Jackson ]
PLEASE SIGN THIS PETITION [ The Blemish ]
You’d still hit it. Don’t lie. [ Celebslam ]
Nina Dobrev isn’t doing The Vampire Diaries anymore, so that means I won’t get to see her fine ass in yoga pants at the Starbucks on Ponce anymore, but she did attend the 22nd Annual Elle Women in Hollywood Awards, an event that wants to bring awareness to gender equality by not making any men eligible for any awards. I guess that makes sense somehow. I don’t know, I’m not a woman. Nina Dobrev looked hot though.
Teens voted for stuff and whatever they voted for won an award at the 2015 Teen Choice Awards last night. Furious 7 and The Big Bang Theory won awards, so that’s pretty much all you need to know abut the results of a process that allows teenagers to vote. Here’s the pics anyway. Charlotte McKinney was there. Bella Thorne was there. Of course, Wilmer Valderrama was there, because the scent of a freshly dropped first egg is too powerful for him to resist. Nina Dobrev was also there. I only mention her because I saw her once in a Starbucks on Ponce in Atlanta about four months ago. She was in workout clothes and looked like she weighed about 75 pounds. She drove off in a white Mercedes. That’s my Nina Dobrev story. Hope you enjoyed it. The majority of this gallery is Britney Spears, because just look at her face. She might as well be a recently adopted shelter dog or an 8-month old. She’s just happy to be here. She has no idea where she is. You could have told her she was at a screening of Straight Outta Compton on Mars and she would have just nodded and asked if martians have surfboards.
There's been a lot of debate about the Affordable Care Act recently, but I prefer to listen to hot chicks who take off their tops than old white dudes who hate vaginas. Take it away, Nina Dovbrev with this picture you posted on Instagram:
"Im Canadian. We have healthcare for all. If you dont have insurance go and #GetCovered, because w/o it, youre naked."
People on Facebook tell me that Obamacare will strip away my freedoms and turn America into a socialist utopia guarded by Ilumunati globalist cyborgs created by Obama in a secret lab from the DNA of Stalin that he keeps in the vial around his neck. They also told me yesterday that mentally ill woman driving around Washington yesterday then being shot was just another insidious plot by our tyrannical government to take away our guns and Bibles and force us to watch Bravo. I agree, because nothing says a malicious dictator more than passing a law to give poor people health insurance. I'm not a license physician, but I think a pot brownie with the actual definition of socialism written on it would help a lot of people.
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