Nikki Cox Looks Fantastic



My old boss Mike RobertsJay Mohr and his wife Nikki Cox went shopping at Ralph’s in Malibu yesterday and they lowhatinthefuckinghell. She doesn’t need a plastic surgeon for her face anymore, she needs a building inspector. Just so we’re clear, she used to look like this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. To be honest, I don’t even know if this is plastic surgery or if she went bobbing for french fries and just wears a Nikki Cox mask now.

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$2 Whore Fight


Let me be very clear when I say I don’t watch Bad Girls Club. That being said, I do watch women fighting, basically anywhere it goes down. Sure, sometimes you pay a $20 cover to ensure that both girls will be in their underwear and covered in pudding, but that’s personal preference.

Amber M and Kayla (I’m assured these are their names) were in a car arguing over a $2 tip left a dinner, when Kayla laid her hands on Amber M leading to a slap-fight in the car that moved out of the car, then back into the car where the standoff ended in a choking match.

If there was ever an argument for naked pudding fights, it’s that the contestants can’t choke each other because of slippery necks. Thus: pudding fight = only reasonable and fair way to settle a disagreement.

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Nikki Cox is Depressing



Hey, remember when Nikki Cox was the hot piece of ass on that one show with the puppet dog and she used to look like this? Yeah, so wtf happened? Was she in some kind of horrible lab accident? I can’t tell. I don’t even know why she even showed up to the People’s Choice Awards nominations. It seems like it would be kinda hard to get invited when you look like the archenemy of Spider-Man.

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