I really hope Nikki Cox’s surgeon has tentacles or hooks for hands, because that’s the only reason I can come up with for her face. I’m not a medical professional, but it’s safe to say you could wash your face with molten lava and look better than Nikki Cox.
Let me be very clear when I say I don’t watch Bad Girls Club. That being said, I do watch women fighting, basically anywhere it goes down. Sure, sometimes you pay a $20 cover to ensure that both girls will be in their underwear and covered in pudding, but that’s personal preference.
Amber M and Kayla (I’m assured these are their names) were in a car arguing over a $2 tip left a dinner, when Kayla laid her hands on Amber M leading to a slap-fight in the car that moved out of the car, then back into the car where the standoff ended in a choking match.
If there was ever an argument for naked pudding fights, it’s that the contestants can’t choke each other because of slippery necks. Thus: pudding fight = only reasonable and fair way to settle a disagreement.
Jay Mohr and his surprisingly funny show, Gary Unmarried, received People’s Choice Awards last night. Mohr was accompanied by his wife, Nikki Cox, who also had reason to celebrate. Her plastic surgeon won a People’s Choice for “Best Hooks For Hands”. Congratulations!
Hey, remember when Nikki Cox was the hot piece of ass on that one show with the puppet dog and she used to look like this? Yeah, so wtf happened? Was she in some kind of horrible lab accident? I can’t tell. I don’t even know why she even showed up to the People’s Choice Awards nominations. It seems like it would be kinda hard to get invited when you look like the archenemy of Spider-Man.