My Ex, a site that let’s people upload shit about their exes so everybody can read it, apparently was found by Snooki’s ex-boyfriend Jeff Miranda. He had a lot of nice things to say about her. So many nice things. My Ex reports:
Well where to begin. Here is a start, my ex gf the snookster doesnt believe in showers and likes to wear the same cloth for days. While we were together during the filming of jersey shore season 3, she barely changed her underwear. And left the same tampon in for days!!!! Gross i Know. Even on episode 6 of season 3 you see her tampon string hanging out between her legs, talk about class right!!! I also remember walking down the seaside boardwalk with her to get on the sky ride while we had hundreds of fans flock us, and this poor little girl who was sick, her mom said that all she wanted was for snooki to say hi to her, guess what my POS ex gf did, nothing, what she did do, was turn away and look at me and say ” ughh, i cant stand these people!! ” What a total bitch, isnt even grateful for the people who made her what she is today!!! She isnt the little sweetheart everyone thinks she is!!! I am calling you out snooki!!! Just because your all famous now doesnt mean shit!!! Im on a reality show as well and know how to respect and show love to all my fans. you should learn the same!!! Shame on fucking you!!!
Please keep in mind that Snooki had a baby named Lorenzo. It’s just a shame that the people of New Jersey will have to wait at least 20 years for the Toxic Shock Avenger to protect them.