Nicole Richie Is Not Pregnant, Is A Hypocrite

Nicole Richie is denying rumors that she’s pregnant. Per Us Weekly:

Nicole Richie would like to clear the air.

This past week, the fashion designer and mother of two became the subject of fresh pregnancy rumors after some blogs claimed she was sporting a baby bump in new photos.

Richie, 29, told UsMagazine.com in a statement Friday:

“Contrary to recent speculation, I am not pregnant. This irresponsible reporting continues to feed an atmosphere of self-doubt and insecurity. To publicly point out a change in anyone’s body is mean spirited and cruel. People’s bodies change and change again. This is not newsworthy and is a waste of valuable media space that should be used for more important issues.”

Nicole Richie initially became famous (more…)

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Nicole Richie May Be Overestimating This

Via Page Six:

There was frantic negotiating to land Nicole Richie a $100,000 exclusive magazine deal ahead of her big wedding to Joel Madden today. Reps for Richie — who recently took a photographer to court to protect her and her children’s privacy — were as late as yesterday “playing the weekly magazines against each other to drive up the price,” an insider said. Sources tell us that the reps for Richie, who said she planned to give the money to charity, had agreed to an OK! bid earlier in the week to make her a “cover chip” — a less important story referenced with a small photo on the front page — but then went to People to negotiate a full cover.

Nicole Richie is famous because she’s the daughter of a Commodore with a Jheri curl (more…)

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Links That Are Hotter Than Lohan As Madonna

Lindsay Lohan as Madonna, Alicia Keys as Michelle Obama, it’s a sneak peak at Glamour’s Icons series filled with non-icons. [BadAndUgly]

Who is the dick that leaves a glossy of themselves as a tip? Answer: Jeremy Piven. [CelebSmackBlog]

Lily Allen eats ribs in bed, which might be the only thing Lily Allen does that I approve of. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

Tina Fey is Bon Jovi‘s private dancer. A dancer for money. [VideoGum]

Miley Cyrus is shocked that Radiohead would snub her. [LaineyGossip]

Someone needs to just kill Brian Austin Green if he and Megan Fox are really going to get back together. [ICYDK]

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden might be gettin’ hitched, because before your second kid is born is the best time for that. It’s (more…)

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Nicole Richie Is All Knocked Up Again

Last night, a late-breaking blog post went up on the Good Charlotte website and someone was kind enough to e-mail me, because I don’t often swing by the Good Charlotte website:

What’s better than winning an Oscar? I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God has truly blessed my family. Hope your all feeling as good as i am right now………

Plus one for the timely Oscars reference, and an additional plus 5 for finding the time to slip it to your wife so soon after kid one was born. If these two weren’t working from negative points left over from the emo/anorexic-bitch days, I’d be congratulating them.

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Nicole Richie is Single



It’s hard to imagine that a Hollywood romance could go bad, but it looks like our worst fears have come true. Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have split up. Stay strong, friends. Star Magazine reports:

For months they’d been fighting over everything from marriage to moving, but Nicole and Joel’s strained relationship hit a new low when, during yet another battle, she screamed at him, “We’re through,” and fled to her mother’s home, taking their daughter, Harlow, with her, a friend tells Star. Although Nicole returned the next day, “This was her way of sending Joel a message,” says the pal. “Nicole loves him, but things need to change.” Days after their big blowup, things were no better, so Nicole once again walked out on Joel – jetting to New York City, with Harlow in tow, for Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week. She wasn’t alone for long. Joel followed her to the Big Apple, and the quarrelsome couple made a brief yet disastrous appearance at the Charlotte Ronson afterparty at Country Club on Sept. 6. “She was just in a miserable mood, and there was obvious tension,” an eyewitness tells Star. “I didn’t see her talk to Joel the entire night, and it seemed like he was avoiding her too. Nicole was just so angry!”

Whatever. It’s Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. I’d be more upset if a pair of my socks got separated.

Nicole after the Marc Jacobs fashion show on September 9th:

Photos: Splash

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Mary-Kate Olsen and Nicole Richie Party Hard



We’re not sure whose house this is or what the hell is going on, but here’s Mary-Kate Olsen, Joel Madden, Nicole Richie, and other random fugliness at some lame house/birthday/flannel/whatever party. Whatever it is, it looks pretty hot, because nothing says hardcore like a pinata. Maybe next time they can get a bouncy house or hire a clown to make balloon animals. Ooh, ooh, or balloon hats! I love those!

Photo credit: ONTD

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Nicole Richie Hates Lindsay Lohan



The closest things to friends that Nicole Richie has are Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, so it goes without saying that she deserves every bad thing that happens to her. Namely, one of them trying to bang her fiance. Star Magazine reports:

The trouble started for the new mom after she decided to stay home with their 4-month-old daughter, Harlow, while Joel deejayed at Hornitos’ Cinco de Mayo party at Crown Bar in L.A. However, while there, the Good Charlotte rocker seemed more interested in a seductive Lindsay than in spinning records. “Their heads were practically touching, and he had his leg over hers,” says one onlooker. “Joel has a flirtatious side, and he definitely wasn’t turning her away.” Nicole was immediately alerted to the situation by her arch-frenemy Paris Hilton, who sent her a devastating text message: Lindsay was all over Joel! He was so zeroed in on Lindsay, he never heard his cell ring,” a friend of the couple tells Star. “Nicole felt so incredibly helpless and upset that she threw her phone against the wall in a rage.”

Not to get lost in the fact that Lindsay Lohan attacks like a werewolf whenever she’s within three feet of boxer shorts, is that this was over Joel Madden. To reiterate, Joel Madden. If Good Charlotte wasn’t popular like five years ago, this dude couldn’t get laid with duct tape and a secluded spot.

Lindsay and her boyfriend, Samantha Ronson, in Paris a few days ago:

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Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are Great Parents



Hey, you remember last month when Nicole Richie had a baby? Yeah, maybe somebody should probably remind her about that. PageSix.com says:

During the Grammys weekend, the couple went to several parties each night for hours. Last weekend, Richie and Madden once again left their tot at home to spend some quality time with Joel’s brother Benji and Lindsay Lohan at Teddy’s in the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. They didn’t rush home until the end of the evening – “It’s almost as if they aren’t parents,” said a spy.”

I don’t know what the big deal is. According to Disney movies, when kids get abandoned by their parents they get adopted by a Pharoah’s daughter or raised by gorillas. Maybe I haven’t caught up with the latest in parenting techniques, but that seems pretty exciting to me.

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Nicole Linkie



Indiana Jones 4 movie stills [Just Jared]
Amy Winehouse cancels her entire tour [Dlisted]
Tyra Banks is bald [Hollywood Rag]
Kimora Lee Simmons scams Macy’s [ASL]
Katherine Heigl is really popular [Popsugar]
Adriana Lima fits some bras [Hollywood Tuna]
Gwen Stefani shows off her legs [Popoholic]
Dolly Parton’s plastic surgery [City Rag]
Kate Walsh is at the beach [Egotastic]
Halle Berry is see through (NSFW ads) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Kristen Bell’s shitty cameltoe (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Ryan O’Neil’s worst line ever [College Humor]
Damn You Writers’ Strike! (Your “The Daily Show” Fix) [Pajiba]

Classic Nicole Richie grossness (NSFW):

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Nicole Richie is a Great Mom



Witnesses reportedly saw a pregnant Nicole Richie smoking cigarettes on two separate occasions in New York City:

Mommy-to-be Nicole Richie. 3:30 p.m. Pony tail, black jeans, waistcoat. Exits DaSilvano with one young girl, one middle-age lady. On the sidewalk, after checking who’s at which outdoor tables, she lights up. They jump into a waiting black Caddy Escalade, Nicole into the front seat. Still smoking. Three days later, 7:30 p.m., Nobu. For somebody who doesn’t eat, she sure frequents lots of restaurants. She’s there with the baby in the bun’s father. They leave. Outside she lights up again.”

Whatever. Babies love cigarette smoke. I mean, how else are they gonna get one of those plastic bubble thingies? Those things are awesome. It’s like a bouncy house you live in!

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