Nicole Kidman’s Dad Had A Heart Attack In A Club, Died
Nicole Kidman’s Dad Had A Heart Attack In A Club, Died


I don’t know how to start this post, but have you ever seen that Nicole Kidman movie called Birth? Really good. Totally underrated. Check it out at your leisure.

Oscar-winning actress Nicole Kidman’s father died in Singapore on Friday after suffering an apparent heart attack at The Tanglin Club where he had been staying. Dr Antony Kidman, a renowned clinical psychologist, is believed to have collapsed when he was at the club’s Wheelhouse restaurant, after completing his morning exercise. A doctor who was present tried to resuscitate him. A spokesman for the Singapore Civil Defence Force confirmed that it received a call at about 8.10am on Friday requesting for medical assistance at 5 Stevens Road, where the club is located. When paramedics arrived shortly after, a few members of the public were already performing cardiopulmonary resuscitation on a Caucasian man in the restaurant, the spokesman added. Paramedics carried on trying to resuscitate him on the way to Tan Tock Seng Hospital (TTSH), where he was pronounced dead. Police confirmed that a man in his 80s was pronounced dead at TTSH at 9.54am. They are investigating the unnatural death.

Wait, “unnatural death”? This dude was in his 80s and had a heart attack after exercising. Sounds kinda natural to me. And if you’re 80, why are you exercising? Fuck all that. Statistically you’ve already beat the clock, so shoot up some heroin and go BASE jumping. Or go try to stab a great white shark. You’ve won. Go celebrate.

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Nicole Kidman and Daniel Day “I Drink Your Milkshake” Lewis are filming a movie in Rome called Nines that I don’t know anything about because I’m not – as my landlord continues to remind me – as smart as “the Google.”

At least we’ve learned that Nicole Kidman might breathe fire, or it’s way too cold in Rome to send a woman out in an evening gown and fur. Pretty soon, Kidman’s nipples are going to grate that gown like cheese.

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Naomi Watts seems to have survived her birthing and managed to fart out another child without murdering her good looks. [Lainey Gossip]

Nicole Kidman‘s camel-toe area is apparently the one part of her that isn’t botoxed. [TaxiDriverMovie]

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Kim Kardashian‘s nipple tries to use her distracting ass to hide the fact that it can see you. [CityRag]

Aubrey O’Day will be in Playboy, because otherwise you’ll forget about her completely. [PinkIsTheNewBlog]

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Nicole Kidman is Offensive

Aboriginal groups are outraged by Nicole Kidman’s appearance on the German talk show, Wetten, dass..?, in which she attempted to play a didgeridoo. An instrument that women apparently aren’t allowed to play. The Age reports:

“The light-hearted stunt flouted Aboriginal custom in many parts of Australia where women are forbidden to play the instrument. It followed an earlier Australia faux pas, when a tourism ad associated with the film promoted a sacred site without Aboriginal permission. Kidman blew feebly into a didgeridoo on Wetten, dass . . ? (Wanna bet?), a high-rating German program known for high jinx. Allen Madden, of Sydney’s Metropolitan Aboriginal Land Council, said Kidman ought to know better.”

The only thing I know about Aborigines is from the Crocodile Dundee movies, and I liked it that way because they were really friendly and could do cool stuff like disappear in the woods. So, I’m sorry that I now have to tell them to fuck off. Look, the reason why Nicole Kidman played this thing is because nobody knows Aborigine customs and they don’t really care. Mostly because you paint your face with mud and hunt with boomerangs. Even more so now that we know how you treat women. It’s very insensitive. Women should be allowed to do anything they want. You know, as long as they have a signed permission slip from their husband or boyfriend. I don’t want to point fingers, but it looks like somebody in this story has a lot to learn about women’s rights. A lot to learn.

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Pregnant Nicole Kidman in Nashville this weekend:

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Nicole Kidman is “Confirmed” Pregnant

After a billion rumors and denials over that last decade, Nicole Kidman is finally, for reals this time, pregnant. Extra reports:

(Los Angeles – January 7, 2008) – “Extra” has just confirmed that Nicole Kidman is pregnant. Her rep tells “Extra,” “Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban confirmed today that they are expecting a baby. The couple are[sic] thrilled.”

The good news is Nicole will finally have a little meat on her bones and some tits. The bad news is the kid will be pale, ginger, have a better chance of being short than tall, and will probably have a forehead the size of a drive-in movie theater screen. Back on the bright side, the kid won’t have Tom Cruise’s DNA, will most likely be quite talented, and spend most of its life in Australia. So the kid’s really not so screwed after all.

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Tom Cruise is Mad

The Church of Scientology and Tom Cruise are threatening a $100 million lawsuit against St. Martin’s Press and Andrew Morton, publisher and author of, Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography. In the explosive new book, Morton claims: Cruise is the second-highest ranking member of The Church of Scientology, Katie Holmes was impregnated with L. Ron Hubbard’s frozen sperm, Cruise had a homosexual encounter on the set of Eyes Wide Shut, Scientologists planted a field of wildflowers in a Scientology enclave outside Los Angeles so Cruise could live out a fantasy of running through it with Nicole Kidman, Scientology forced Cruise to divorce Kidman because she failed to embrace the “religion,” and Penelope Cruz and Sofia Vergara were turned off by his complete allegiance to Scientology while Cruise was dating them. New York Daily News reports:

The book is a vicious and false attack on a man, his religion and his family. I find it disgusting and sick that this author would compare any child to ‘Rosemary’s Baby,'” Cruise spokesman Paul Bloch told the Daily News yesterday. “The author never interviewed anyone close to Tom Cruise. If they had, there would have been no book to be written.”…Top Scientology lawyer Elliot Abelson told The News that Morton’s allegations were demonstrably false and published with a reckless disregard for the truth – setting him and his publisher up for big defamation lawsuits. “I underestimated how bad it would be,” Abelson said. “There will be a huge swell of resentment that this book even came out.”

Three years ago, Tom Cruise was Hollywood’s own Midas. Now, he’s the gay Darth Vader of Scientology, whose idea of a hot time with his wife involves a needle, some anesthesia, and a lab. Wow. Tom Cruise would seem less crazy if he turned out to be the Zodiac Killer.

Sofia Vergara:

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Nicole Kidman Was Pregnant

Nicole Kidman revealed that she suffered a miscarriage at the age of 23 early in her marriage to Tom Cruise. She says the experience was so traumatic that they decided to adopt instead of try again. She says:

From the minute Tom and I were married, I wanted to have babies. And we lost a baby early on, so that was really very traumatic. And that’s when it came that we would adopt Bella. There’s a complicated background to that, given that I never speak much about many things. One day maybe that story will be told.”

I can’t say that I’m disappointed to hear this news, because if my calculations are correct, this kid would be 17 now. Seventeen years with Tom Cruise. That’s more than enough time for the kid to have learned to pilot the intergalactic warship and to have pledged allegiance to the Dark Lord. In hindsight this was probably for the best, but as much as I hate to say it, this would have been a beautiful kid. A beauty expert who just interrupted me said, “Sure, it would’ve been beautiful, but not ‘Maggie Gyllenhaal beautiful.’ Let’s not get carried away here.”

The Golden Compass press stills:


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