Nicki Minaj Didn’t Break The Internet
Nicki Minaj Didn’t Break The Internet

 

Kinda naked women don’t break the Internet anymore, because it’s usually broken by Trump tweets and telecom monopolies who keep data speeds trapped in a tower like Rapunzel. But Nicki Minaj tried, I guess. I was gonna post this yesterday, but I was waiting for more pics to come out because nobody cared and I realized Minaj wouldn’t be able to let it go. I was right. She dropped more pics on her photoshoot with Paper Magazine on her Instagram. I downloaded them. Not sure if knowing Minaj wants to have sex with herself and lick her own asshole is supposed to be shocking. Like, we kinda already knew that, right? Cool cool.

 

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Nicki Minaj Paid A Bunch Of Fans’ College Tuitions
Nicki Minaj Paid A Bunch Of Fans’ College Tuitions

 

Nicki Minaj is a rapper much like Donald Trump is President, but she makes a lot of money for doing that and she gave some of that money to people to pay their college tuitions.

No word if Bernie Sanders will use this method to give every American free college, but Nicki Minaj used her own money, so probably not. If I was Bernie, I’d sit down with Ja Rule and learn his secret of how to get rich people to actively give you money. Time to explore all options, Bernie.

 

 

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Nicki Minaj Got A Modeling Contract, Has A New Video
Nicki Minaj Got A Modeling Contract, Has A New Video

 

Vogue just announced Nicki Minaj signed a big modeling contract. I assume she’ll only be photographed from the waist up.

As a singer, songwriter, actress, and hip-hop queen, Nicki Minaj has spent her career juggling a multitude of roles, and her latest move brings her into yet another creative sphere—modeling. Signing to Wilhelmina’s celebrity division, Minaj becomes the latest star to add professional posing to her repertoire.

How did Nicki Minaj score a modeling contract? The same way Kendall Jenner did.

With 77 million followers on Instagram, household name status, and a larger-than-life persona, Minaj has plenty to offer the fashion world.

So ladies, up your Instagram game and you too could become a model. Not sure how that would translate into a “rap” career and a video with Gucci Mane. Stay positive. The world is oyster if you have a lot of Instagram followers.

 

 

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Nicki Minaj Had An Ok New Year

I assume Nicki Minaj had a better NYE than Mariah Carey. I assume everyone did. Nicki Minaj performed at E11EVEN Miami on New Years. I’m only posting these because I drove from Atlanta to Raleigh and back yesterday, and when my phone died I had to listen to the radio. The radio really wants you to become invested in that Ariana Grande song about her going side to side. I hear it for the first time all the way through and I just realized its about Ariana suffering through  dicktimization. It also sounds like Nicki wrote her part on the way to the studio.

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Nicki Minaj’s Dress Helped TIDAL & Links

Bella Thorne’s sister’s nipples sell bottled water (NSFW site)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Irina Bright in a bikini  [  The Superficial   ]

GOOD GOD, MAN  [  Dlisted  ]

Britney Spears wore these shorts  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

13 Alcoholic Beverages And Their Personality Types  [  Mandatory  ]

Joanna Krupa in a bikini (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Sup, Scarlett Johansson  [  Popoholic   ]

Carmella Rose and Bryana Holly make a great pair [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Donald Trump kinda made sense here  [  The Blemish  ]

Hilary Duff continues to do this to her jeans  [  Moe Jackson   ]

More Nicki Minaj  [  IDLY  ]

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Demi Lovato Went On A 3AM Twitter Rant About Something, Maybe Nicki Minaj
Demi Lovato Went On A 3AM Twitter Rant About Something, Maybe Nicki Minaj



Apparently Demi Lovato and Nicki Minaj are in some kind of feud that Nicki Minaj didn’t know she was in over this thing that happened at the MET Gala. The Internet tells me it started when Nicki Minaj posted a pic on Instagram and didn’t tag Demi. This obviously keeps Demi awake at 3am. As you read this, keep in mind that she used to do a shitload of cocaine:
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Nicki Minaj Called Adele “Mad Ratchet”
Nicki Minaj Called Adele “Mad Ratchet”


In case you don’t have any single chick friends on Facebook, you may not have seen Adele on The Late Late Show with James Corden doing his carpool karaoke. She also raps Nicki Minaj’s “Monster”. Nicki Minaj was a big fan, big fan.

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Nicki Minaj Performed For A Dictator
 

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Despite whiny objections from The Human Rights Foundation and white bloggers with non-prescription glasses who are still on their parents’ insurance, Nicki Minaj headlined a Christmas festival in Angola on Saturday night put on by Unitel, a telecommunications company controlled by Angola’s corrupt as fuck President José Eduardo dos Santos. He controls it, because well, he’s a dictator. That’s their thing. Here’s where it got tricky though: dos Santos offered Minaj $2M and those other people didn’t. Let’s see if we can solve this mystery.


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Nicki Minaj Needs Bigger Panties
 

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We can argue over who won the weakest rap beef in history, but Meek Mill is the one buying Nicki Minaj panties with the understanding that he’ll see her take them off at some point, but apparently he’s not good at guessing sizes.

Babe thanks but I think I need a bigger size.

Not to sound racist, but I don’t think they make toilets that fit Nicki Minaj, much less panties. Maybe Meek Mill can go kill a buffalo then skin it then take it to a Chinese lady to sew some lace on it.


 #fbf


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Nicki Minaj Bailed Out Her Brother Charged With Raping A 12-Year Old

That headline is pretty bad, but you know how we can make it worse? Jelani Maraj also owns a daycare center. Yeah.

Nicki Minaj is standing by her big brother — posting his bail after he has was charged with raping a 12-year-old, The Post has learned. Court papers reveal the superstar singer put up the $100,000 bond that sprang Jelani Maraj, 37, from custody in Nassau County on Friday after he was accused of first-degree rape and first-degree sexual conduct against the preteen. The bond is backed by a two homes in Baldwin that are owned by Minaj — one of which is used by her brother and the other by her mother, Carol. “She was prepared to do anything for her brother,” a source said of Minaj. Minaj will be responsible for the fees associated with securing the the bond, typically 6 percent to 10 percent of the bond amount, or $6,000 to $10,000. Had the bail been higher — and Nassau prosecutors had asked for $500,000 — Minaj was ready to offer a letter of credit from a California bank account worth in excess of $2 million, the source said.

Here’s what we know: 1.) Nicki Minaj’s brother is a child rapist who we should see if Saudi Arabia can fit him into an open beheading slot. Not sure if you need a reservation 2.) Nicki Minaj isn’t exactly liquid. All of this is horrible. Let’s move on.

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