Nick Stahl Was Arrested For Masturbating In A Porn Store

Nick Stahl, who played Yellow Bastard in Sin City, and John Connor in the Terminator movie they shouldn’t have made, was arrested in Los Angeles for jerking it in a Hollywood adult store last night. His wife must be thrilled! TMZ reports:

Law enforcement tells us, LAPD undercover vice officers were conducting a routine check of an adult store in Hollywood around 6PM — and found Stahl alone in a private booth, watching a porno, and committing a “lewd act.” We’re told the “Terminator 3” star appeared to be “touching himself” — you can figure out the rest — and he was booked for lewd conduct … a misdemeanor. Nick was cited and released from police custody a few hours later … and as he walked out of the police station he told our camera guy it was all a “misunderstanding.”

Stahl was reported missing like 500 times this year and has reportedly received treatment for substance abuse. But seriously, if you want to jack off, do it in the privacy of your own home. Then tell your grandma so she can pray with you and make you cookies.