My LG Rumor Touch Has Moved In
My LG Rumor Touch Has Moved In

As mentioned on Wednesday, Virgin Mobile sent me a new LG Rumor Touch in exchange for me telling you how great it is and providing it a good home. It moved in last night, and here are some pics of his first few hours in my apartment. It shouldn't take long for him to make friends or find his way around downtown Raleigh. But if he does get lost, his GPS-enabled navigation device with turn-by-turn voice directions, the Virgin Mobile Navigator, will let him get lost only if it wants to!

Please enjoy the musical interlude while you view these fantastic pics!


He told me that he had never seen True Blood, so we made some popcorn, and watched it! He was amazed! And with his Connect social networking feature, all of his social connections are in one place! He can tell everyone how much his roommate wants to plow Jessica on Facebook, MySpace, YouTube, Twitter, Flickr, or more all at the same time!


It's summer, so he really loves going to the pool, so we stepped out onto the balcony where I showed him my building's pool! He was concerned about talking on the phone and playing beer pong at the same time, but I reminded him that with his Blue-Tooth enabled accessories, he can go hands-free all the time!


Like me, he's apparently an avid reader, so he wanted to look at my collection! Even though I have a lot of books, with his substantial memory that's expandable to up to 16GBs, he'll be able to enjoy and remember for years to come!


"Who is the hot piece?", he asked. Now that he's a fan, with his speakerphone and voice-activated dialing features, he doesn't have to waste a minute using his hands for anything else!

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IDLYITW News: News All Around

There’s a lot of crap going on right now, so instead of boring you with a bunch of nonsensical posts, I thought I’d drop it all into one. What? “A bunch of nonsensical posts”? Yes, I know that’s what the site is already! Why don’t you….well, if you think…oh, just leave me alone!!

IDLYITW T-Shirt Model Contest is now closed: I’d like to thank everyone who disappointed their fathers and sent in pics for the t-shirt contest. We got so many emails that I needed to hire ten Haitian kids to help me pick the winners, but they just ended up beating their computers with sticks and worshiping the light switch. Maybe that was a bad idea. In the end, some of our submissions included emails from an Ivy-league member of a feminist group, a country singer/model, a paramedic, an entire sorority house, a pagan who is involved in the PTA, a pair of twins, a mother/daughter team, a professional dance instructor, a college cheerleader, a horror movie scream queen who is getting her MBA, two chicks who have been in Maxim, my ex-girlfriend, and a porn star. As soon as the final results are tallied, I’ll post the winners. As you can see, the banner is of my unrequited love, Kasey. Seriously, five separate things in this picture make me want to call my mother and a wedding planner.

Sophie Turner agreed to an interview: Through the magic of Facebook and email, I asked Sophie Turner if she would give the site an interview. She agreed. Surprisingly, she’s really cool and actually really funny. But we really don’t care about that, do we?

I’m taking questions: I get emails everyday asking me random questions. Too many times these emails get mixed up with my eHarmony and penis enlargement emails, so to keep them organized (and to let you share in my pain) I started a Formspring (better, jackass?) HERE. So feel free to ask a question, and I promise I will answer. As it says, ask me anything. Questions about your life? Will you get that promotion? Is your sister a dead lay? What’s up with that black guy? Ask me now!

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Yeah, so I know I said I would do this last year, but let’s face it, I’m lazy and I’m not good at following through on promises (btw, sorry about your sister, dude. But seriously, paternity test or GTFO), but I want to do a post listing the Top 10 Reader Voted IDLYITW Posts of 2009. I know I’m being a little presumptuous in thinking that I’ve ever written 10 great posts, but if you guys have some favorites let me know. I’ll tally the votes and post them with the best reader comment for each. Either drop them in the comment section here or send them to me at I would say just call me at your mom’s house, but she makes me turn my phone off when I’m over there. She’s so needy. What’s up with that?

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