Neil Patrick Harris Has Two Buns In The Oven

Since today is apparently homo day at IDLYITW and NPH is hotter than Betty White right now, this only seems fitting.

E! News has exclusively learned that the ubiquitous actor and his longtime partner, David Burtka, are going to become the parents of twins, via a beautiful surrogate, this October.

What the hell? Gays are allowed to have babies now?? What’s next… letting women vote and allowing blacks in our schools? If that’s what America is coming to, then count me out. I’ve gotta go now- those clothes aren’t going to iron themselves!

I’ve alienated enough homophobic men today, so here you go guys. You can thank me later… my shoe size is 6 ½.