Morgan Freeman’s Step-Granddaughter Was Stabbed To Death

E’Dena Hines, 33, Morgan Freeman‘s step-granddaughter (his first wife’s granddaughter), was fatally stabbed by her boyfriend in the middle of a Manhattan sidewalk around 3 a.m. this morning. He was trying to perform and exorcism. I’m not joking.

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Here’s Morgan Freeman Reading The Definition Of ‘Twerking’ On CNN

 

On the 50th anniversary of MLK's Dream Speech, here's Morgan Freeman reading the Oxford Dictionary's definition of twerking on CNN's Headline News. Let's all take a moment for introspective reflection on this dark day. By "dark" I mean "bad". Let's not jump to comclusions here.

 

Thank you, Guyism

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Morgan Freeman Fell Asleep During An Interview Because He’s Old

 

During an interview to promote that magic trick/bank robbery movie, Morgan Freeman and Michael Cain appeared via satellite on Q13 FOX News This Morning where Freeman just basically napped the whole time. Look, nobody is going to see a movie where the greatest magic trick is us believing that Jesse Eisenberg is a some badass, so let Morgan Freeman sleep if he wants. He's Morgan Freeman. And he's 73. I'm surprised he didn't have a hat pulled over his eyes that said "IDGAF".

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Morgan Freeman Is Still Paralyzed

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Morgan Freeman’s left hand is still paralyzed as a result of his 2008 car crash that saw him airlifted to a nearby hospital where he remained in serious condition for several days. People reports:

“I suffered nerve damage and it hasn’t gotten better. I can’t move it,” Freeman, 72, said at Wednesday’s Los Angeles County Museum of Art premiere of The Eastwood Factor, a documentary about the storied career of Freeman’s friend and frequent director, Clint Eastwood. (The featurette is part of the 19-disc Warner Home Video collection, Clint Eastwood: 35 Films 35 Years at Warner Bros., which was released Tuesday.) “If you don’t move your hand, it will swell up,” Freeman said. “Do you know you move your hand about a million times a day?”

When asked for comment, his granddaughter that he’s been fucking said, “There’s been somewhat of an adjustment period.”

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Morgan Freeman Had Sex With His Granddaughter



Morgan Freeman is 72. He has a granddaughter named E’Dena. He’s been having sex with her for ten years. Holy shit. The Enquirer reports:
The relationship between the 72-year-old actor with step-granddaughter E’Dena Hines, 27, began when she was a teen, the source told The ENQUIRER exclusively. The alleged affair not only contributed to his split from Myrna, his wife of 25 years, it also led to his breakup with his longtime mistress, former schoolteacher Mary Joyce Hays. E’Dena is the granddaughter of Morgan’s first wife, Jeanette Adair Bradshaw, and was raised by Morgan and Myrna “since she was a little girl,” the source told The ENQUIRER. “Myrna said E’dena told her that when she was a teenager, she and Morgan went to dinner at a friend’s house one evening. Both had been drinking, and when they returned home, Morgan attempted to have sex with her. They stopped just short of having intercourse,” the source, a close family insider, told The ENQUIRER. “E’Dena explained to Myrna that she stopped Morgan from going any further.” Myrna confronted Morgan, and he agreed to leave E’Dena alone – but unbeknownst to Myrna, the relationship continued for years, said the source. E’Dena has also been Morgan’s escort to several public events, including last summer’s premiere of the blockbuster Bat-flick hit, The Dark Knight. “Nobody thought anything of it, because she would be introduced as his ‘granddaughter.’ The family insider divulged. “It’s not technically incest, because they are not related by blood…[but] Morgan is trying desperately to keep his divorce out of open court so all the shameful facts won’t become public.”

Dear God. I can’t even imagine what happens on Christmas. “Hey, Grandpa,” E’Dena would say. “Thanks for the My Little Pony. Oh, and for pulling out.”

Look at that banner picture. What has one thumb and likes to fuck his granddaughter? This guy!

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