Miss Colombia Made Steve Harvey Cry
Miss Colombia Made Steve Harvey Cry



While I’m still crying that Miss 2nd Phillippians won Miss Universe, Steve Harvey cried on his show when Miss Colombia Ariadna Gutierrez showed up and said she hasn’t accepted that porn offer yet. Wait, no he cried because he thought he was getting sued.

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Miss Universe Is Somehow Still Alive
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Look, I’m not saying Miss Germany and Miss Colombia want to decapitate Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach and wear her head as a crown as they bathe in her blood,  but she was in New York yesterday at Extra‘s studios at H&M in Times Square and didn’t seem too worried. I realize she’s busy, but somebody should sit her down with the History Channel app and explain how Colombia and Germany used to handle things. To recap: Not well. Not well at all. 


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Miss Colombia Is Still Pissed, Might Do Porn
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Much like 9/11, we all know where we were when Steve Harvey flew into Miss Colombia Ariadna Gutierrez’s dreams and melted steel beams. Miss Colombia knows too. She’s still talking about it. 

It was very humiliating for me, but also for the whole country and for all the people not only from Colombia but the other Latinos that were in the auditorium,” the beauty queen said in the interview. Gutiérrez added that the only thing that crossed her mind was “this is going to be a joke, because in the rehearsals he used to play around with questions and I thought he was going to continue with that same tone to make people laugh.” After countless rumors and speculation that what the organization wanted to achieve was rating and publicity Gutierrez expressed, “If that was the goal, they succeeded.”

All Latinos being humiliated during an event owned by Donald Trump. She should have known. But what about the porn offer? Did she mention the porn offer? She did? Sweet!

She also talked about the $1 million porn offer saying that she hasn’t received an official offer and she claims that she saw the letter from Vivid Entertainment on social media, however; Ariadna said for that amount of money she wouldn’t accept, “my parents would kill me.”

Translation: “Up your offer. My parents won’t kill me if we do, say, $20M? $20M more bueno. Throw in a crown and we can do like $15M and anal.” 


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Miss Germany Has Started Some Shit Now
Miss Germany Has Started Some Shit Now


Steve Harvey‘s waking Miss Universe nightmare appears to be over for a minute now that Miss Germany explains why all the contestants ran over to Miss Colombia (who is still in denial)  instead of congratulating Miss Philippines:



Damn. She could’ve just said, “Bless her heart, I’ll add her to my prayer list”, and left it at that, but this chick went all in. However, reporters successfully reached Miss Phillipines for comment. Read the FULL transcript below:


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Steve Harvey Gave The Miss Universe Crown To The Wrong Contestant

Has anybody checked on Steve Harvey today? Somebody should. This probably isn’t the best promotion for whatever book he’s writing about unlocking your success or grasping life’s riches.


Relive the magic of the fail all over again below!


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