Mischa Barton Got Sent To A Mental Hospital Again Yesterday

Mischa Barton was under an involuntary psychiatric hold in 2009, and yesterday she got sent there again, because she was weirding her neighbors out.

Sources connected to Mischa tell us she was hanging over her backyard fence in West Hollywood and rambling about her mom being a witch, the world shattering … and Ziggy Stardust. At one point she fell backward off the fence and said, “Oh my God, it’s over! I feel it, and it’s angry!” She was only wearing a dress shirt and tie at the time. Sheriff’s deputies and firefighters responded to a call for a jumper or possible overdose. Law enforcement sources tell us Mischa was voluntarily transported to a hospital for mental evaluation.

Sounds like some bad drugs to me. And if Trump does that 20% tax on Mexican imports thing, they won’t get any better. Blaine and his girlfriend Peyton will be huffing gasoline by 2019. Buy maybe her mom is witch. I don’t even know what her mom looks like, so I don’t want to speculate.

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Mischa Barton Was A Drunk At 14



Mischa Barton was released from Cedars-Sinai Medical Center yesterday after being placed on psychiatric hold earlier this month when police were called to her Los Angeles home to deal with a “medical issue”. She reportedly has gone back to work on her new show, The Beautiful Life, but also reportedly, she really, really likes to get fucking drunk. The Sun reports:
Meanwhile, a close pal of the volatile star claims her “path to self-destruction” began at the tender age of 14. Stacey Kives – a stylist who worked with Mischa on the set of The O.C. – has revealed the actress developed an alcohol problem in her teens, triggering years of subsequent abuse. She said: “She was on the path to self-destruction – it was just a question of when she was going to be ready to do something about it. “Mischa has been drinking since she was about 14, and she doesn’t drink to have fun any more – she drinks not to feel anything. “But I think this last episode has scared her straight. She finally sounds like she’s seeing reality.”

Man, Mischa Barton seems like a lot of fun. Just like the time last week when I drank half a wine cooler and stayed up past midnight to watch a R-rated movie. I’m so wild! Call me ladies!!

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That makes me want to have a smoke, but also makes me wish I owned a donkey mask. It would provide a good punchline to “Hey, let’s try some ass play.” Followed minutes later by: “Ha ha! No. Seriously, I’m lubing up this cucumber.”

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Mischa Barton is a Fashionista



Hey, remember when Mischa Barton was like supposed to be on like the cutting edge of fashion? Yeah, wtf was up with that? She doesn’t dress any different now, so I guess America was ready for a change. A change from her extra wide hips. I can see how it could get depressing when your fashion icon looks like she should be fighting off wily savages attacking her covered wagon.

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Mischa Barton is Living The Dream



Mischa Barton is a working actress in the most generous sense of the word, so I guess this might explain her decision to leave a liquor store with an 18-pack of cheap ass beer in full view of photographers. I would kinda feel sorry for her, but she ruined her own career with a hilariously over-inflated sense of self-worth and lots of weed, so the only thing I can hope is that she just bought $2.50 worth of gas and had her cable turned off. I hear that goes pretty good with Bud Light.

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Mischa Barton is See Through



Who in the hell knows why Mischa Barton is considered some kind of fashion icon because whenever she leaves the house she looks like this. Seriously. This. You could pick out clothes from trees after a tornado and dress better than this idiot. But an even greater mystery is why she isn’t wearing a bra. We’ve already seen what her thighs and ass look like. Unless her tits can tell me my future or refill my Guinness, I’m not really sure why she would think I’d want to see them.

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Mischa Barton is a Real Pro



Since The O.C. was canceled in 2006, Mischa Barton has spent her time trying to find jobs and weed. So you’d think that when somebody actually bothered to cast her in a movie, she would be doing all she could to promote it. Um, try again. Page Six reports:

Somebody finally cast Mischa Barton in a movie, and the starlet can’t even show up to interviews. She skipped out on Cannes promotions for “You and I,” directed by Roland Joffe, and now the producers can’t find her in London. Joffe told BBC Radio 1 host Natalie Jamieson, “She hasn’t pulled out of interviews, she’s pulled out of everything…Her room is here, she is here, but trying to get the two together has just been impossible. We just don’t know where Mischa is.”

The police can call off the search of the London gyms in the area, because I’m gonna take a wild stab and say she’s not hiding out in one. In fact, I’m pretty positive. The only way Mischa Barton would be inside a gym is if that’s where she was being held for ransom.

Mischa Barton in Cannes. At a party:

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Mischa Barton is Pissed Off



Candid pictures of Mischa Barton in Australia hit online earlier this week, and hopefully by now you’ve got the taste of bile out of your mouth. Of course all Hollywood stars are perfect and without flaws of any kind, Mischa Barton is now claiming these pictures are fake. Rush & Molloy reports:

Barton’s publicist contends that Aussie photographer Jamie Fawcett – whom she calls a “parasite” – is out to make the former “O.C.” star look bad because “she called him out for taking the topless shots.”…”Those photos are doctored,” Barton’s rep, Lisa Perkins, tells us. “I’m not saying she’s perfect, nobody is. But they’ve given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old.” “Look at the shots that were taken shortly before on a beach in L.A. Did she develop all that cellulite in a couple of weeks? There’s a lot you can do with Photoshopping.”

That’s true. There is a lot you can do with Photoshop. There’s also a lot you can do with 82 packs of cigarettes a day, bad eating habits, and no exercise. Namely, get an ass that looks like Mischa Barton’s. I looked it up, and the only other way to get thighs like is to get cursed by a witch.

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