Yeah So, Um, Miranda Lambert Is Pregnant

Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert filed for divorce because Blake Shelton said she was cheating. Then Miranda Lambert said he was cheating. It’s all very confusing. What’s not confusing is how babies are made. And somebody put a baby in Miranda Lambert because Miranda Lambert is pregnant. It’s supposedly Blake’s baby, because nothing goes better with constant arguing and resentment than sex. So either Blake cheated then got Miranda pregnant, or Miranda cheated and got pregnant by a player to be named later. This is pretty much all you need to know about country music. That and the fact it has a lot of songs about hanging out around rivers.

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Miranda Lambert Is Single

If you want to know how boring today is, this is post about Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton. Google is your friend?

Blake Shelton filed for divorce because he believed Miranda Lambert was unfaithful, not once but twice … TMZ has learned.  Multiple sources familiar with the situation tell us … Blake has suspected Miranda was living out a country cheating song for months. We’re told Blake heard rumors Miranda had hooked up with country singer Chris Young and thought it was believable enough to make him suspicious of her.  Young opened for Miranda a few years ago, and the 2 were spotted out publicly from time to time. But our sources say Chris was NOT the catalyst for the divorce. It was another guy, who is not a country singer.

The good news is if you like insecure “real” women, Miranda Lambert is single. Only problem being that she’ll blow other dudes while using your HBO Go login. Other than that, I guess their lawyers have to figure out who gets to put all this on their net album.

 

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