Minka Kelly And Sofia Vergara Want You To Stand Up To Cancer



My penis is standing up. Not really sure if that counts though. Hopefully it does, because cancer is bad. I have faith in my penis. I can’t lie, it’s done some pretty impressive things. One time I had sex with a girl for a full 8 minutes.

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Minka Kelly Has A Sex Tape

Hold on to your penises. Someone is reportedly trying to sell a sex tape staring Minka Kelly and an ex-boyfriend… but it may never see the light of day because there is a chance she wasn’t legal when it was shot.

TMZ reports:

The [30 minute] tape is shot in a semi-professional manner. The camera is secured by a tripod and hooked up to a TV monitor, so both Minka and the BF can watch the action they create. Minka is very aware of the camera.

It’s unclear how old Minka was when the tape was shot. Two songs from Brandy’s second album, “Never Say Never,” are playing in the background. The album was released on June 8, 1998 – 16 days before Minka’s 18th birthday. But one source questioned whether the song was added after the fact to make it appear she was over 18. [But] that’s not possible, because we now know Minka is singing and dancing to the songs in the video.

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Minka Kelly Is Not Liberal Propaganda

Celebrities have been avoiding the beach this week, so here’s the next best thing: Minka Kelly doing literally anything. I’m sure she has views on abortion and gun control and universal health care, but that’s not important right now. What’s important is that she left the house looking damn fine, thus allowing this site to get back to posting pictures of hot women. Thank you, Minka.

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Hey, Minka. Sup?



Every week is Pride Week in West Hollywood if you were wondering why Minka Kelly could walk around in this and not get raped. Or maybe it’s because people know that you’d have to get your herpes vaccination before taking a trip down to St. Jetersburg. Or maybe rapists don’t like to rape in broad daylight with photographers around. Who knows. Maybe I’m just dead inside and incapable of love because my dad bought me a Hoth Han Solo so I wouldn’t tell my mom the time he took me to his girlfriend’s house. That could be it. Anyway, gotta go. Grandma just made me some gingerbread cookies! Wuv you, grandma!

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Minka Kelly Secretly “Hooked Up” With Jake Gyllenhaal



Magazines and the media would like you to believe that Jake Gyllenhaal slays more pussy than PETA, yet you never see him with a woman unless he has a movie coming out then they immediately “break up” after the premiere. I guess they didn’t bother with all that this time. Us Magazine reports:

The actor recently had some dates with his crush Minka Kelly, who had turned him down cold when he first asked her out last fall. “Minka wasn’t into Jake when he first pursued her,” a mutual pal of the actor, 31, and the Friday Night Lights alum, 32 tells Us Weekly. Instead, Kelly spent the winter romancing serial dater Wilmer Valderrama, 32. But when the affair fizzled in late April, says the friend, Kelly “decided to give Jake another chance.” Alas, the spark never quite caught fire, says a second source. “It was never serious, and it’s over now.”

Can we please just stop all this? I’m not saying Jake Gyllenhaal is a homosexual, and although that’s not true, he could be in a closet with a naked Chrissy Teigen and Brooklyn Decker, and at best they’d all come out with freshly painted toenails and friendship bracelets they made out of each other’s hair.

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Minka Kelly Is Very Attractive



Minka Kelly walked around LA this weekend looking like this. I’ve stared at these pictures for like 30 minutes now and I can’t tell if I was able to get her pregnant or not. Somebody go check on that for me.

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Michael Fassbender is Improved, Links

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Charlotte Herbert shoots [Zoo Today]
Chrissy Bertrand is buxom [Coed Magazine]
Nicki Minaj is lower maintenance than you’d think [Cityrag]
Leslie Carter OD’ed. Surprise! [Dlisted]
Cameron Diaz is stunning in the most literal sense [I’m Not Obsessed]
Skyfall still. YES. [Moe Jackson]
Demi Moore wants to bang Zac Efron [Popbytes]
Rosie Jones topless [Egotastic]
Brad Pitt gives his kids soda for breakfast [Allie Is Wired]
Lana Del Rey‘s lips on other people [The Chive]
Blue Ivy Carter has six nannies [Popcrush]
Katy Perry may judge other people who can’t sing [Popcrush]
Coco keeps it classy [A Socialite’s Life]
Brandi Glanville states the obvious [Amy Grindhouse]
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Kate Upton is full of innuendo [Hollywood Tuna]
Ricky Martin is on Glee [Celebuzz]
Paris Hilton looks weirder than usual [Celebslam]
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Heather Graham is always naked [Taxidriver Movie]
Ashton Kutcher‘s jump off had a nip slip [The Nip Slip]
Fuck Gisele Bundchen. If there’s a God, I think he has better shit to do. [The Superficial]
Blake Lively‘s legs are probably the length of my entire body [Popoholic]
Bruce Jenner thinks Kim Kardashian has a tough life [Celebitchy]
Sara Jessica Parker is, uh, different [The Blemish]
Charlotte Herbert shoots [Zoo Today]
Chrissy Bertrand is buxom [Coed Magazine]
Nicki Minaj is lower maintenance than you’d think [Cityrag]
Leslie Carter OD’ed. Surprise! [Dlisted]
Cameron Diaz is stunning in the most literal sense [I’m Not Obsessed]
Skyfall still. YES. [Moe Jackson]
Demi Moore wants to bang Zac Efron [Popbytes]
Rosie Jones topless [Egotastic]
Brad Pitt gives his kids soda for breakfast [Allie Is Wired]
Lana Del Rey‘s lips on other people [The Chive]
Blue Ivy Carter has six nannies [Popcrush]
Katy Perry may judge other people who can’t sing [Popcrush]
Coco keeps it classy [A Socialite’s Life]
Brandi Glanville states the obvious [Amy Grindhouse]
This is too cute for life. [Tabloid Prodigy]
Russell Brand is moving along [Huffington Post]
Kate Upton is full of innuendo [Hollywood Tuna]
Ricky Martin is on Glee [Celebuzz]
Paris Hilton looks weirder than usual [Celebslam]
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My husband Gerard Butler won everything [Celebitchy]
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Kate Moss is old [I’m Not Obsessed]
SO MANY DRESSES. [Moe Jackson]
At first glance I seriously thought this was the witch from Drag Me to Hell. [Popbytes]
Irina Shayk boob [Egotastic]
Justin Bieber working with a negative image of himself [Allie Is Wired]
If you’re feeling festive today [The Chive]
Lana Del Rey is good at this and only this [Popcrush]
Kelly Clarkson sleeps with a Colt 45 [Popcrush]
Selena Gomez definitely just got laid [A Socialite’s Life]
Brad Pitt still has it [Amy Grindhouse]
Daniel Craig has a buttcrack and SKYFALL IS COMING YES YES YES [Tabloid Prodigy]
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