Since we last spoke, religion did it’s thing because religion literally can’t wait for the world to end so they feel the need to speed it up the process. No, seriously. You say it in the Lord’s prayer. Luckily, Satan is a big fan of us, so sometimes people get naked for photographers for magazines. Like Miley Cyrus did for Terry Richardson and Candy Magazine. I tried to think of the best way to tell you how NSFW there are, but the giant black dildo and the fact you can count every one of her vagina hairs should fill you in. I hope you can count pretty high.
“I was 20 feet, 15 feet from Leonardo DiCaprio, sitting there with his mom,” Miley recounted. “He was hitting a vape pen. But it wasn’t him that was making me kinda nervous — I was feeling this emotion because there’s an etiquacy [sic] of, when we’re there, that you pass that s**t Leo! And he never did, so that was weird to me.”
Of course Leo vapes. I don’t know why we all didn’t just assume that before. He owns a Tesla and tries to free tigers. The man vapes. Also, did you know that the Oregon shooter is a CONFIRMED MUSLIM because he had a connection with one Muslim guy on MySpace? That’s pretty concerning. Especially since I have a friend on Facebook who saw Furious 7 three times in the theater. I’d like to publicly state that I don’t nor will I ever condone such actions.
Butts. You mostly missed lots of butts. (more…)
Miley Cyrus posted this five hours ago on Instagram. Why? Your guess is as good as mine.
This is the Lord’s day.
While Josh Duggar is busy releasing statements and going to Christian labor camp for paying to bang a porn star because he wasn’t allowed to touch his dick as kid, and while the rest of the Duggars are busy getting sodomized by justice, Miley Cyrus is in the October issue of Elle UK discussing sex like a person who doesn’t believe Jesus will fill her womb with snakes if she’s not married and pregnant by 19.
Remember when Nicki Minaj got upset because “Anaconda” didn’t get nominated for Video Of The Year at the year’s MTV VMAs because of racism even though it’s a shitty song, then Taylor Swift got mad then they made up? Then remember when Miley Cyrus was announced as the host then called out Swift in an interview with Marie Claire, then said she had more shade planned for Swift at the actual VMAs, then Swift got paranoid that Miley and Katy Perry are conspiring against her, because she’s so super fantastic feminist awesome and they’re just jel? Well, Miley Cyrus did an interview with The New York Times where she said Nicki Minaj is a bitch pretty much all the time to everyone. It was announced yesterday that Nick Minaj would open this year’s VMAs with, well, ‘Anaconda”. What a wonderful time to be alive.