Miley Cyrus Pissed Off ‘Fuller House’ Fans, Wants To Bang Hilary Duff
 

Current Mood #fullerhouse

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So I watched the first episode of Fuller House because I felt like I had to and the laugh track didn’t help. So that was that. Good talk. Anyway, since Full House, Jodie Sweetin has been married four times and was super into meth and crack. I guess this is what Miley Cyrus was referencing. The comments on this post are pretty much what you expect, so hopefully Sweetin doesn’t buy a giant crack rock after Fuller House ends with her Fuller House check. Hopefully she doesn’t. And hopefully I’ve typed Fuller House enough times in this post for SEO purposes.


Also on her Instagram, Miley Cyrus said she wants to bang Hilary Duff then go get pizza. I mean, who wouldn’t? I’d bang Hillary Duff while eating pizza. I’m busy and still have a lot of shit to unpack, so I’d need to finish off both pretty quick. She’d just have to get on top. And I’d still have a free hand, so I don’t foresee any issues there.  


 

Id swipe right fo sho #letsgetpizza

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Miley Cyrus Wants Liam Hemsworth To Sign A $176M Prenup
Miley Cyrus Wants Liam Hemsworth To Sign A $176M Prenup


Miley Cyrus hasn’t been in the news since she got engaged to Liam Hemsworth again, so I apologize for posting this. 

Cyrus is currently worth $160 million while the “Hunger Games” star is valued at $16 million, the Inquisitr reported Saturday, adding that money demands have caused problems in their relationship. The Inquisitr report also said that Cyrus wants to sign a prenup to cover $176 million, the value of them combined because she does not want to take risks over the money if the relationship ends quickly, like it did in 2013. “They’ve had heated arguments over this,” a source reportedly told the Life & Style magazine last month. “He’s a firm believer that prenups spoil the romance of a marriage and that if they are truly in love, it’s not needed. He’s assured Miley he isn’t interested in her fortune and has enough money of his own.”

I’d be a firm believer that “prenups spoil the romance of a marriage” too if the chick I was marrying was worth 10 times more than me, so I can understand. He probably stop counting that money in his head though. Just sign and hope Miley swallows her tongue in her sleep at some point. Chances are pretty good. 



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Woody Allen Cast Miley Cyrus To Star In His New Series On Amazon
Woody Allen Cast Miley Cyrus To Star In His New Series On Amazon


Let’s not speculate on whether or not Woody Allen believes the reruns of Hannah Montana he catches on Netflix are new episodes, but he just cast Miley Cyrus to be in his new series for Amazon. I have feeling rich white people and Jewish people will find it hysterical! Man, that Wooody Allen. Alays with his finger on the pulse.

…Allen has set the principal cast for the six half-hour-episode series that will take place in the 1960s, and it certainly is unexpected. Allen, who wrote the scripts and will direct, has set Elaine May and Miley Cyrus to star alongside him. I don’t know a lot more than this, as Allen is shrewd offering information on his projects. It begins shooting in March.

2016 has been pretty good for Miley so far. She got engaged again, now she’s starring alongside a dude who probably molested his daughter wife. I have a feeling this year is her year.


Here’s some pics before 2016 when she was going through her I was born rich and had a show handed to me that became a big hit then when it was over I didn’t want to be associated with it for some reason even though it made me richer and more famous so I had to pretend I was black for a while then a stoner for a while then I got naked a bunch phase. Glad that’s over. 


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Miley Cyrus Is Engaged Again
Miley Cyrus Is Engaged Again



Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are officially engaged again after splitting up in 2013.  How long has Hilary Clinton known about this? 

“Miley is beyond happy to be engaged to Liam again,” a source close to the singer tells PEOPLE. “It might seem sudden, but they have been very close for the past few months.”  Over the last week, the star has been wearing the Neil Lane ring Hemsworth proposed with in 2012.  “They just wanted to keep their relationship out of the spotlight while they figured things out,” says the source. “Liam never liked how exposed his life was with Miley.” This time around, Cyrus is “making changes for their relationship to work,” adds the source. “They both seem much more mature.”

Congrats, I hope they live a long and meaningful life together if this means Miley will calm the hell down. After splitting up, Liam Hemsworth starting banging this and I guess made some movies. Miley Cyrus finger banged a Victoria’s Secret model in a parking lot. Said she is pansexual. Got naked. Wore this to the MTV VMAs. Almost got her ass beat by Nicki Minaj at the MTV VMAs. Got naked again. Started some shit with Taylor Swift. Got naked again. Safe to say she didn’t handle it well. Or she handled it very well depending on what your definition of “well” happens to be. I could have linked like a 100 more things, but those have lower SEO scores. Maybe next time.


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Your Christmas Instagram Post
 

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I really didn’t mean to put Taylor Swift‘s homely ass as the main pic here, it just kinda worked out that way. Anyway, here’s some Christmas Instagram pics from some celebrities. Or “celebrities”. I guess it all depends which pic you’re viewing at the time.


btw, you won’t believe the pic Charlotte McKinney posted.  Such a change for her. 


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Miley Cyrus Got Naked For Freedom
Miley Cyrus Got Naked For Freedom

 

Since we last spoke, religion did it’s thing because religion literally can’t wait for the world to end so they feel the need to speed it up the process. No, seriously. You say it in the Lord’s prayer. Luckily, Satan is a big fan of us, so sometimes people get naked for photographers for magazines. Like Miley Cyrus did for Terry Richardson and Candy Magazine. I tried to think of the best way to tell you how NSFW there are, but the giant black dildo and the fact you can count every one of her vagina hairs should fill you in. I hope you can count pretty high.

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Leonardo DiCaprio Doesn’t Share Weed

Miley Cyrus was on The Tonight Show last night and talked about the time Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t share his weed at SNL 40 this past February.

“I was 20 feet, 15 feet from Leonardo DiCaprio, sitting there with his mom,” Miley recounted. “He was hitting a vape pen. But it wasn’t him that was making me kinda nervous — I was feeling this emotion because there’s an etiquacy [sic] of, when we’re there, that you pass that s**t Leo! And he never did, so that was weird to me.”

Of course Leo vapes. I don’t know why we all didn’t just assume that before. He owns a Tesla and tries to free tigers. The man vapes. Also, did you know that the Oregon shooter is a CONFIRMED MUSLIM because he had a connection with one Muslim guy on MySpace? That’s pretty concerning. Especially since I have a friend on Facebook who saw Furious 7 three times in the theater. I’d like to publicly state that I don’t nor will I ever condone such actions.

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Here’s What You Missed On Instagram
Here’s What You Missed On Instagram


 Butts. You mostly missed lots of butts. (more…)

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Here’s The Rest Of Miley Cyrus Naked In ‘Interview’
Here’s The Rest Of Miley Cyrus Naked In ‘Interview’


 Yeah, what the headline said. It’s more of Miley Cyrus naked in Interview.  I’m gonna drop off now and let the guy in pic #5 take it from here. He said pretty much what I was gonna say.



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Miley Cyrus Is Naked Again
Miley Cyrus Is Naked Again


It’s Tuesday, so that means Miley Cyrus is naked in something again that’s not live television. This time, it’s the September issue of Interview Magazine.


See the full NSFW gallery below if you’re into that sorta thing.


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