Miley Cyrus Wore This
Miley Cyrus Wore This

 

Miley Cyrus is back doing Miley Cyrus things, and one of those things going to the iHeartRadio Music Festival is wearing a see through dress where you can see her panties or whatever. Maybe this works for you. Enjoy.

 

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Miley Cyrus In A Bikini For Summer
Miley Cyrus In A Bikini For Summer

 

Miley Cyrus doesn’t identify as a black female (BF) anymore, and has transitioned back into a basic white bitch (BWB), so she’s in a bikini to celebrate summer with her dogs. BWB’s love summer and bikinis and dogs and donating to Jon Ossoff and explaining racism to minorities.

 

Summmmmer is heeeeerrrre! Bring on Z fruit , sunshine (always spf) , & goooood times!

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Miley Cyrus Isn’t Black Anymore
Miley Cyrus Isn’t Black Anymore

 

Remember that time Miley Cyrus tried to make an Atlanta trap album and tried to twerk then tried to be The Flaming Lips on her next album about weed or whatever? All that worked out pretty well. In what will sure to be great news for Trump supporters, Miley Cyrus is white again and has a new single called “Malibu” which is kinda country and pop and makes Noah Cyrus seem edgy.

 

 

Also, Miley Cyrus’ new song is currently the second best song called “Malibu”, mostly because I only know two songs called “Malibu”.

 

 

#FBF LOL

 

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Settle Down, Miley Cyrus

 

Miley Cyrus ran up on students at George Mason University trying to smoke weed and eat Ramen in peace last weekend to get them to vote for Hillary Clinton. Now she’s telling those students they can kiss her ass if they don’t vote for Clinton. This isn’t really a message you should be sending to today’s youth. You should let them know that this election is totally rigged and that the global elites awaiting to usher in the New World Order have already decided Clinton will be elected. And when you’re rigging an election for Democrats, it’s important to let the American people know, 16 days before the election, that Affordable Care Act premium costs are jumping 25% . Haha take that, Trump! Now way you’re winning now, buddy!

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Miley Cyrus Wore A Giant Bow To Campaign For Hillary Clinton At A College Dorm
Miley Cyrus Wore A Giant Bow To Campaign For Hillary Clinton At A College Dorm

 

Guys, Miley Cyrus really wants you to vote for Hillary Clinton. She also wants you to be woke af. She went to George Mason University in Fairfax, VA on Saturday and just went door to door like she was preaching the good news of Christ’s return.  Suck it, Bernie Sanders! Cue the “stick to being an attention whore, bitch” in the comments from people who hate Hillary Clinton.

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Miley Cyrus Pissed Off ‘Fuller House’ Fans, Wants To Bang Hilary Duff
 

Current Mood #fullerhouse

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So I watched the first episode of Fuller House because I felt like I had to and the laugh track didn’t help. So that was that. Good talk. Anyway, since Full House, Jodie Sweetin has been married four times and was super into meth and crack. I guess this is what Miley Cyrus was referencing. The comments on this post are pretty much what you expect, so hopefully Sweetin doesn’t buy a giant crack rock after Fuller House ends with her Fuller House check. Hopefully she doesn’t. And hopefully I’ve typed Fuller House enough times in this post for SEO purposes.


Also on her Instagram, Miley Cyrus said she wants to bang Hilary Duff then go get pizza. I mean, who wouldn’t? I’d bang Hillary Duff while eating pizza. I’m busy and still have a lot of shit to unpack, so I’d need to finish off both pretty quick. She’d just have to get on top. And I’d still have a free hand, so I don’t foresee any issues there.  


 

Id swipe right fo sho #letsgetpizza

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Miley Cyrus Wants Liam Hemsworth To Sign A $176M Prenup
Miley Cyrus Wants Liam Hemsworth To Sign A $176M Prenup


Miley Cyrus hasn’t been in the news since she got engaged to Liam Hemsworth again, so I apologize for posting this. 

Cyrus is currently worth $160 million while the “Hunger Games” star is valued at $16 million, the Inquisitr reported Saturday, adding that money demands have caused problems in their relationship. The Inquisitr report also said that Cyrus wants to sign a prenup to cover $176 million, the value of them combined because she does not want to take risks over the money if the relationship ends quickly, like it did in 2013. “They’ve had heated arguments over this,” a source reportedly told the Life & Style magazine last month. “He’s a firm believer that prenups spoil the romance of a marriage and that if they are truly in love, it’s not needed. He’s assured Miley he isn’t interested in her fortune and has enough money of his own.”

I’d be a firm believer that “prenups spoil the romance of a marriage” too if the chick I was marrying was worth 10 times more than me, so I can understand. He probably stop counting that money in his head though. Just sign and hope Miley swallows her tongue in her sleep at some point. Chances are pretty good. 



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Woody Allen Cast Miley Cyrus To Star In His New Series On Amazon
Woody Allen Cast Miley Cyrus To Star In His New Series On Amazon


Let’s not speculate on whether or not Woody Allen believes the reruns of Hannah Montana he catches on Netflix are new episodes, but he just cast Miley Cyrus to be in his new series for Amazon. I have feeling rich white people and Jewish people will find it hysterical! Man, that Wooody Allen. Alays with his finger on the pulse.

…Allen has set the principal cast for the six half-hour-episode series that will take place in the 1960s, and it certainly is unexpected. Allen, who wrote the scripts and will direct, has set Elaine May and Miley Cyrus to star alongside him. I don’t know a lot more than this, as Allen is shrewd offering information on his projects. It begins shooting in March.

2016 has been pretty good for Miley so far. She got engaged again, now she’s starring alongside a dude who probably molested his daughter wife. I have a feeling this year is her year.


Here’s some pics before 2016 when she was going through her I was born rich and had a show handed to me that became a big hit then when it was over I didn’t want to be associated with it for some reason even though it made me richer and more famous so I had to pretend I was black for a while then a stoner for a while then I got naked a bunch phase. Glad that’s over. 


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Miley Cyrus Is Engaged Again
Miley Cyrus Is Engaged Again



Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are officially engaged again after splitting up in 2013.  How long has Hilary Clinton known about this? 

“Miley is beyond happy to be engaged to Liam again,” a source close to the singer tells PEOPLE. “It might seem sudden, but they have been very close for the past few months.”  Over the last week, the star has been wearing the Neil Lane ring Hemsworth proposed with in 2012.  “They just wanted to keep their relationship out of the spotlight while they figured things out,” says the source. “Liam never liked how exposed his life was with Miley.” This time around, Cyrus is “making changes for their relationship to work,” adds the source. “They both seem much more mature.”

Congrats, I hope they live a long and meaningful life together if this means Miley will calm the hell down. After splitting up, Liam Hemsworth starting banging this and I guess made some movies. Miley Cyrus finger banged a Victoria’s Secret model in a parking lot. Said she is pansexual. Got naked. Wore this to the MTV VMAs. Almost got her ass beat by Nicki Minaj at the MTV VMAs. Got naked again. Started some shit with Taylor Swift. Got naked again. Safe to say she didn’t handle it well. Or she handled it very well depending on what your definition of “well” happens to be. I could have linked like a 100 more things, but those have lower SEO scores. Maybe next time.


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Your Christmas Instagram Post
 

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I really didn’t mean to put Taylor Swift‘s homely ass as the main pic here, it just kinda worked out that way. Anyway, here’s some Christmas Instagram pics from some celebrities. Or “celebrities”. I guess it all depends which pic you’re viewing at the time.


btw, you won’t believe the pic Charlotte McKinney posted.  Such a change for her. 


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