I don’t know why Miley Cyrus chose alien faces to cover her boobs (can we call them boobs?), because I don’t think they would ever abduct her. They probably couldn’t listen to her talk for more than 5 minutes without blowing the world up or harvesting us all for food, forcing someone to make one last Facebook post saying it was all Obama’s fault. Anyway, Miley Cyrus is pretty gross and manufactured ratchet, but she’s under the impression that she’s hot for some reason and sincerely wants you to believe that as well. Still not sure about the alien heads. Maybe Wayne Coyne is giving her too much LSD.